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From: Tom Pasek [mailto:tp@...]
Sent: Friday, October 06, 2000 9:22 AM

" GORONS ": are adults of seemingly normal intelligence, but who exhibit
extreme forms of gullibility syndrome and who refuse, much like alcoholics,
to acknowledge their affliction. Even though much research remains to be
done, the Surgeon General has issued a WARNING and communicated the
information below. .. .. .. .. .. ..
The disease still has no complete cure, but manifests itself as follows:
1. Gorons sincerely believe that Vice President Gore is a true
environmentalist, when he as an environmental disaster on his own farm: a
polluting zinc mine, from which he received $500, 000 of income last year.
2. Gorons likewise believe that the VP is antismoking and anti-tobacco when
he has operated a tobacco farm for decades.
3. Gorons truly believe that Gore is a Vietnam war hero, when in fact he was
placed by family influence in a "cushy" correspondent's job and the only
action he saw was that of his Brownie camera!
4. Gorons actually believe that Mr. Gore is justified in illegally raising
political funds from the Office of the VP, simply because the Vanderbilt Law
educated VP claims he was ignorant of the illegality.
5. Gorons further believe that it was OK for Al to accept large sums of
political money from China through Buddhist nuns, who had taken vows of
poverty, since he again claimed ignorance.
6. Gorons also believe that the man who claimed to "invent the Internet"
would be so computationally ignorant that he could lose weeks of potentially
incriminating e-mail! Mentally normal persons would say that, perhaps a
person so ignorant on 3 counts won't serve well as President!
7. Gorons, incredibly, believe Gore's claim that he and Tipper were the
models for the movie, "Love Story."
8. Gorons, amazingly, believe that Gore had something to do with the good
economy, when he, himself, knows that the Vice Presidency, as a Democrat
VP once said, "Is not worth a bucket of warm spit!"
9. Gorons applaud Mr. Lieberman's open rejection of President Clinton's
immorality, but believe it was fine for Mr. Gore to remain silent on the
subject, while simultaneously declaring Mr. Clinton "one of the greatest
Presidents of our history."
10. Gorons believe that Al Gore is an effective leader, when they won't
bother to look at his record as a Tennessee Senator, one which was so
ineffective that it has led to the election of Republicans as BOTH of
Tennessee's Senators!

CAUTIONARY NOTE: Medical researchers acknowledge that Gorons are
generally harmless, except when allowed into a voting booth. There,
unfortunately, overcome by their gullibility syndrome, they are apt to
actually vote for Gore! They should be carefully protected from their
ailment, since it may be harmful to their well-being, yours, mine and that
of the USA.