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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The CPR class practiced on a mannequin victim, which was legless for easier transportation. As instructed, one student gently shook the doll and asked, "Are you all right?" He then listened for breathing with his ear over the mannequin's mouth. Suddenly he exclaimed to the class, "She says she can't feel her legs!"

One Friday afternoon, commuters were packed in the bus like sardines. It was standing room only, with no room to even move. A construction worker, fully pressed against a young woman in tight jeans, said, "Pardon me, miss, but you should know: that thing you feel pressing into your back is my weekly pay. Today they paid us in hard cash!" "Oh, I don't mind your hard cash," she replied, "but how do you explain your pay increase since the last stop?"

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