probably because you don't own a chainsaw and have never had the pleasure of using one... <br><br>i broke mine down and cleaned it all up, purring like a champ...
Most sinners are backward, sister, not being blessed by the Saw's love as we chosen ones are.<br><br>I think we should dismember him and be done with it. It's ...
The big man reached out to shove the little man who offered no resistance, just withdrew somehow into a place where nothing could touch him. A place called the...
**It's been too long since any fresh blood was spilt in the Saw's holy name anyway.**<br><br>*Hearing those words, he walks into the room with a broad smile on...
do what you must...<br><br>personally, i think y'all are all a bunch of wannabe's anyway, and have never even sharpened a chain saw blade much less used ...
the trouble with the chain coming off the sprocket was due to the bolts not being tight enough.<br><br>mixed up some new gas recently, and used a file to ...
... and so the mighty church of the chainsaw has been turned into a "Yahoo Group".. I think the whole staff of yahoo deserve a good hard chainsawing where the...
GODDAMN IT! Don't you chainsaw weilding TOSA-wannabees have anything else to moan about!? If you'd transformed yourselves into a YGroup last November like TOSA...
The "Yahoo Clubs Producer", who is called warren. He is in charge of changing clubs into groups. [.p1x13] (The Chanisaw gods reveal many secrets to me) ... ...
Right, if you lot don't get your arses in gear, and your chainsaws well oiled, and btw where the hell is your leader Myz Lilith!? When was the last time anyone...
Oh Shrine Master, please accept our collective forgivenesseseses. I hereby use the powers vested in me by the State of Paranoia to declare 9th March...
It may well be enough yes, but how will we ever know for sure if she continues to hide from her loyal followers!? Is she praying? Is she converting unwilling...
... she ... there. ... Cool Lilith has a stalker... she always has lots of fun with those... Seriously... The wonderful and illustrious leader of our church is...
... He is called "Warren" and his job description is "Yahoo Clubs Producer". I ~know~ things. ~Pixie (official see-er and psychic for the holy church of the...
Hello there all members: My full name is His Excellency Bishop Maximus Canttelli of The Monastery Convent Of Ore, Terrible long title isn't it. Yes I am a real...
your sexual fantasies aside, do you have a chainsaw? a full grown pine fell due to high winds week before last... quite exhilirating to run my 20" blade thru a...
To the third annual COD sponsored intercult BBQ and Dogma exchange! Feel free to post links to your club, post some of the things your church/cult believes,...
*A hologram of the Shrinemaster appears and a live transmission his heard.* Dear friends of TOSA, you are cordially invited to the celebratory feast to be held...
I have no particular religious beliefs myself, but I've often taken pokes at the beliefs of others. I'm not an agnostic, I just don't believe there is any...
