So, so true. Hear hear. Feo, how about we go back to the temple and knock up a few crosses from the trees in the orchard. I feel a decent chainsaw devotee ...
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 4, 2001 12:37 pm
Damn you! You even made me say sock instead of sick. Stop looking at me like that! ARGH! <Quickly turns and stomps off>...
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 4, 2001 12:37 pm
And you don't get it do you!? They may have come here loving chainsaws and all your other sock and bloody rituals, but we're here on a mission to convert the...
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feowyn_ta_aibarai
feowyn_ta_ai...
Apr 4, 2001 8:15 am
"My other one's a Buzzsaw"<br><br>--Feo--<br>.................."If you're close enough to read this, you should probably start running...now!"...
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feowyn_ta_aibarai
feowyn_ta_ai...
Apr 4, 2001 8:10 am
*shakes head sorrowfully* There's no finesse...no skill...no passion! The chainsaw is a finishing weapon...one to be used after you've dealt out pain and fear...
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feowyn_ta_aibarai
feowyn_ta_ai...
Apr 4, 2001 7:59 am
I was going to bring a nuclear war head with me and level the place...but then I decided "Where's the fun in that?" And I found my third axe languishing by the...
Hmmmm. You still haven't got it have you? You're really not going to make any friends here by coming in and slagging off chainsaws. PEOPLE HERE LIKE CHAINSAWS!...
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myz_lilith
Apr 4, 2001 1:19 am
I have to admit, i like the third one. But then I'm a traditionalist ;-)<br><br>LuvLilithX...
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hrhoverlordmdp
Apr 4, 2001 12:21 am
Any more ideas? <br><br>Well,We here at the Schloss have a little number that might be apropos:<br><br>PASS THE SAW AND PRAISE THE AMMUNITION!!!<br> OVERLORD ...
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helenheldtv
Apr 3, 2001 10:58 pm
Being the evangelical calling of our mission, we've been considering producing some bumper stickers in order to more thoroughly ape those other comedy ...
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myz_lilith
Apr 3, 2001 8:42 pm
*Wanders in, looks round at the piles of corpses*<br><br>Oh.<br><br>Well, I have to say, that was a pretty poor training session. There's usually a hell of a...
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 3, 2001 7:56 pm
Oh you've gone and done it now you lot! Feo's here and she can kick up a mean fuss! WAHOOOO! I can hear the sound of battle bagpipes ...
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feowyn_ta_aibarai
feowyn_ta_ai...
Apr 3, 2001 4:21 pm
Am I too late for the war? 'cause if I am I'll be very upset because I went to all the bother of calling my half of the FLGT'A' Army back from their secret ...
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 3, 2001 1:37 pm
Oh my god, you mean you've never READ porn? Maybe I should introduce you to the story of O. Pornagraphy itself is translated as the WRITING of prostitutes. And...
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qskerry
Apr 3, 2001 10:08 am
Gosh,I wish I was as clever as you. Possibly it began as a satire of Oliver Twist, but I want to know who first applied it to the "more punishment please" ...
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hrhoverlordmdp
Apr 3, 2001 2:18 am
<The Overlord looms over Shriney>and says,<br>"YEAH!!!WHAT HE SAID!!!!"<br><Turns on his clawed feet and leaves.>...
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 2, 2001 9:27 pm
My word, how you like your <br>break returns<br>, aren't you clever. MUAHAHAHA! Even yahoo wants to screw up your club. Actually, yahoo wants to...
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 2, 2001 9:24 pm
Actually you uneducated chainsaw dolts, it's a paraphrasing of a quote from Dickens' Oliver Twist. "Please Sir, Can I have some more?" asked Oliver, bowl in ...
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 2, 2001 9:21 pm
At the temple we use our sharp wit to cut down the wood, chainsaws are considered blasphemy as of Tuesday last week....
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armand_the_first
armand_the_f...
Apr 2, 2001 1:00 pm
*ponders for a moment about this holy<br>war?!!!!!*<br><br>Now somebody please correct me if I've got this all<br>wrong. We are being attacked...
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qskerry
Apr 2, 2001 12:57 pm
**>Please, Sir, can I have another?<br><br>wasn't that a line from cow and chicken? the episode where they end up in boot camp... **<br><br>.....
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undead_elf
Apr 2, 2001 6:38 am
>Please, Sir, can I have another?<br><br>wasn't that a line from cow and chicken? the episode where they end up in boot camp......
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undead_elf
Apr 2, 2001 6:33 am
>You can't get going unless someone yanks ya >cord, wheras I make the furniture I sit on have >orgasms<br><br>yeah and who cuts down the wood you use...
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 1, 2001 6:43 pm
Wretched sinner!? YEAH THAT'S ME! I'm a blasphemer. Hear me roar! I'm an anti-chainsawist, that's what I am. Yeah. I'm just gonna have to get serious on your...
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 1, 2001 6:41 pm
Testosterone chumps? We're not just blokes you know, infact, if it wasn't for this feud I'd be seducing Myz L right now, and Bubbles (one of my priestesses)...
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helenheldtv
Apr 1, 2001 5:00 pm
Forget everything I asked in my previous post about whether Vicars who are also clowns cancel out both of their individual sins; it seems they are ...
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reverend_chainsaw
reverend_cha...
Apr 1, 2001 4:37 pm
We are all devotees of the One True Saw here, wretched sinner known as "the_shrine_master". We fear not your rampant libido, overcharged sex toys or ...
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helenheldtv
Apr 1, 2001 10:32 am
Please, Sir, can I have another?<br><br>Gosh, weren't they DULL....
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the_shrine_master
the_shrine_m...
Apr 1, 2001 9:58 am
Well it looks like you need a bit of help with that nasty gash in your leg you have their. Hmm, maybe someone has a piece of wood you can carve. We told you ...
