Wanted to say hello and thanks to the 450 people who have subscribed over the past few days .. Everyone should start recieving jokes today or monday .. To the...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 1, 1998 3:43 pm
Interview Chips ... Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources manager asked the young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 2, 1998 5:30 am
Doctor Chips ... Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 3, 1998 6:20 am
School Chips
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Memorial Day weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took
the opportunity to tell her class about...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 4, 1998 5:03 am
Border Chips ... For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, ...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 5, 1998 12:19 pm
End of the World Chips ... When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 6, 1998 6:12 am
Buffalo's note: Todays chips involve some
slight violence ,hope you do not find offense in this:
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Widow Chips...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 7, 1998 3:37 am
Revival Chips ... A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, "I have some good news, and I have some bad news." The client says, "I could use some good news....
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 8, 1998 4:31 am
Blonde Chips ... A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country flight, and settles herself in for the trip,...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 9, 1998 12:34 pm
Boat Chips
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Thibodaux marches up to Beaudreaux39;s front porch and wraps hard on the
door and Beaudreaux opens it....
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 10, 1998 10:02 am
Driving Chips ... A harried driving instructor came home from work, kicked off his shoes, and fell into a chair. "I'm thinking of taking six or seven of my ...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 11, 1998 12:08 pm
Middle Age Chips ... Past 50 (Some call middle age) * Past 50, men are faced with a lot of temptations -- usually, they pick the one that gets them home...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 12, 1998 6:03 am
Black and White Chips ... A father was discussing life with his nine-year-old son and the talk turned to the olden days, in the late 1950's, when Dad was...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 13, 1998 4:24 am
Eskimo Chips ... One day, an Eskimo family arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native village, and it didn't take long before the ...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 14, 1998 5:29 am
Union Chips ... A fellow stopped at some Southern state gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought soft drink. He stood by his car to...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 15, 1998 4:59 am
Inspirational Chips ... A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. The next day she met another traveler who was...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 16, 1998 4:56 am
Bug Chips ... A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says "I'll look...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 17, 1998 6:39 am
Cliffhanger Chips ... A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall....
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 18, 1998 4:57 am
Locket Chips ... At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked ...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 19, 1998 5:23 am
Bad Luck Chips (From The Vouno) ... Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 20, 1998 4:42 am
Judo Chips ... There was a 10 year old boy, who's left arm was damaged and subsequently amputated. He decided to learn judo. His Sensei (teacher) was an old ...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 21, 1998 8:51 am
Buffalomobile Chips (NAPA Legend ) ... An angry motorist went back to a garage where he'd purchased an expensive battery for his car six months earlier....
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 22, 1998 1:08 pm
Hearing Chips ... Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 23, 1998 4:36 am
Talking Frog Chips ... A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 24, 1998 3:18 am
I've gathered up all the jokes and anecdotes that I could find and I'm sending them out to the three lists early so you can enjoy them before Thanksgiving..For...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 24, 1998 3:25 am
Here is the rest of them folks ... It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up whena man pounds on the door. "Please let me in," says...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 25, 1998 4:01 am
Friends Chips ... Irv and Sol, are walking down the street when Sol turns to Irv and say's, "Irv, if you had two of those top of the range Mercedes Benz cars,...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 26, 1998 6:16 am
Pigeon Chips ... Source: War Department Technical Manual TM-11-410, "The Homing Pigeon." War Department, U. S. Government Printing Office, January 1945 page 58...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 27, 1998 5:25 am
Bar Chips ... So, This guy walks into a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says  "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The...
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William Brabant
Buffalos3@...
Nov 28, 1998 4:23 am
Rabbit Chips ... A man walking along a country road sees a car run over a rabbit. The driver stops, get out, goes to the trunk of his car, pulled out an ...