Rejoice, ye ranters, for Buddyray's backporch has risen like the proverbial phoenix from the ashes of identity theft...  

Or more accurately, sprung up like a flaming chicken that ran into the barbecue in an attempt to avoid Buddy's hillbilly chikin' killin' hatchet.

As usual, post any sort of half-baked fiddle-faddle you want, we can practically assure you that nobody will bother to check it...  Unmoderator is scarily unconcerned with keeping lids on things, resulting in explosive growth of all sorts of weird airborne funguses.

Due to the cold weather, please excuse the plastic sheeting, be careful you don't pass out with a lit cigarette and burn a hole in it - and take care not to ignite the piles of peanut shells; we only sweep 'em up when the nesting rodents start to compete with us for the leftover pizza.

Check out our founder's ART... ...And if that doesn't cause you to run away screaming (but instead causes a curious introspection) - You're in the right place!

Cheers!