Esteemed scholars:

You may find the following visual support materials
( http://www.ayunhalliday.com/photo6.html )
helpful in your analysis of the most recently published installment of
our quarterly academic journal.

Also, it is with great regret that we announce the firing of the
institution's beloved Dean of Women. Miss Halliday or Gutbucket, as she
was affectionately known by generations of students. In her later
years, Miss Halliday inspired hundreds of young women by neglecting to
publish contact information for recommended websites (
http://www.mamazine.com/Pages/feature6.html ) She will be sorely
missed. Headmaster Jambo is expected to appoint a worthy successor when
the Board reconvenes.

The Homecoming Committee has been asked to reschedule its traditional
post-game dance, in that it conflicts with the final NYC
JOB HOPPER READING
Friday, September 16 at 7pm
Barnes and Noble
4 Astor Pl., nr. Broadway
NYC
212-420-1322

Those attending extension classes at our Ohio State Campus should be
advised that Kappa Kappa Gamma's Republican Dunk Tank Extravaganza has
been cancelled so that all may attend the following mandatory event
featuring our own recently deposed, fondly remembered Dean of Women
(and Head of Primatology) Halliday
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29th, 2005 AT 7:00 P.M.
THE OSU CREATIVE WRITING PROGRAM READING SERIES PRESENTS:
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY
DENNEY HALL COMMONS ROOM
311 DENNEY HALL
164 WEST 17th AVENUE
Columbus OH
FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL: (whatever Columbus' dang area code is
plus 292-2242)


The cafeteria workers' union reports that the level of returned mail -
some addressed to first-time subscribers - is in danger of outweighing
the bomb shelter's stockpile of cling peaches. Please contact the
Bureau of Alumni Relations if you can put us in touch with missing
classmates.

The Drama Guild has announced plans to scoop the headmaster's litter
box. All interested thespians should start rehearsing their monologues
and watch this space for upcoming auditions.

Yours sincerely,

Ayun Halliday, Acting Interim Job

Dare To Be Heinie!
http://www.ayunhalliday.com

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