A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease. The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect...
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside a cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat on a...
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a...
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years...
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About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Indians had to leave. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Indian community. So the Pope made a...
Today my dear friend Leonard Van Pelt passed from this earth and when home to his great spirit. I will miss is quirky smile and the twinkle in his eyes. He is...
The Value of a Woman This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preachings of rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be...
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