Hi Guys. Sorry the quote didn't go out yesterday; I hope you get it today
OK. Her is today's quote and personality test link:
"The delight of the angels is to communicate their wisdom to us.'
<A HREF="
http://www.goofiness.com/personality/test/0">Personality Test</A>
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http://www.goofiness.com/personality/test/0)
10 goofy questions
More questions to think about......
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of
magnesia, would you get a Philip's screwdriver?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts'
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invest all your money called a
broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just
stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it
say?
Why is a person who plays the piano call a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things?
If horrific mean to make horrible, doesn't terrific
mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry
cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1
billion stars in the universe you will believe them,
but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you will
have to touch it to be sure?
Have a great w/e! By the way, we had a wonderful dinner and birthday
celebration with Kira lat night. Shilrley from the CCF was kind enough to
join us.
Love ya,
Karla
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