Hello Angels,

Hope everyone had a great week!! Mine has been pretty hectic, my cousin is
getting married today and I have the duty of being her maid of honor.

Here is your quote for Saturday April 15, 2000
(TAX DAY IN THE US)


"Angels often shed new light on old dilemnas."

<A HREF="http://pigment.lcs.mit.edu:8080/~becca/enneagram/rheti/">Enneagram
Test- The Riso-Hudson Type Indicator (Version 2.0)</A>
(http://pigment.lcs.mit.edu:8080/~becca/enneagram/rheti/)
38 questions

And now a couple of funnies!!

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage
he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would
you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I
won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now
staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed
and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in
psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you
mean $200?"

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Sign Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker:

-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.

-Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.

-When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.

-Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

-Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.

-Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."

-Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

-Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

-Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning,
Mr./Mrs. President."

-You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor
"I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"


Hope you enjoyed those, and you have a great week!!!
Natasha