****** *************************************************************** ** "This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave."...
**** **** ** DEAR FRIENDS AND SUBSCRIBERS TO THE FUNNIES: ** I have had a horrendous week, to say the least. Little narration follows; I have been having...
****** ****** Tuesday 6/8/04 *************************************************************** ** "God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot ...
** ** ** ** First a little piece of humor, says Andy ** ** His First Funeral ** My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy...
****** ****** Thursday 6/10/04 *************************************************************** ** "I was young and now I am old, yet I have never seen the...
****** ****** Eulogy for President Ronald Reagan 6/12/04 Saturday *************************************************************** Welcome To AndyChaps "The...
****** ****** Monday 6/14/04 *************************************************************** ** "Kindness has converted more sinners than either zeal,...
****** ****** *************************************************************** ** Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get ...
****** ****** Wednesday 6/16/04 *************************************************************** ** The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his...
****** Sunday 6/20/04 *************************************************************** ** Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set...
****** ****** Monday 6/21/04 *************************************************************** ** Life is understood looking backwards but must be lived ...
****** ****** Thursday 6/24/04 *************************************************************** ** Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,...
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*6/28/04 Part (1) ** *** **** ***** ****** Monday 6/28/04 *************************************************************** ** Time is a great teacher, but...
6/28/04 Part (3 a.) ** Just Think About This ** Long ago an officer of the United States Army was stationed in Boston. He soon found that his fine horse,...
6/28/04 Part (3 b) ** Pass Port Please ** An elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport. "You...
** Carrying A Tune ** Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was also in...
* ** *** **** ***** ****** Thursday 7/1/04 *************************************************************** ** "One person with a belief is equal to a force...
6/28/04 Part (2) ** Carrying A Tune ** Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The...
* ** *** **** ***** ****** Monday 7/5/04 *************************************************************** ** You must live with people to know their problems,...
* ** *** **** ***** ****** Friday 7/9/04 *************************************************************** ** "I'm a great believer in luck and I find the...
* ** *** **** ***** ****** Monday 7/12/04 *************************************************************** ** God always gives His best to those who leave the...
* ** *** **** ***** ****** Wednesday 7/14/04 *************************************************************** ** Faith makes things possible - it doesn't make...