If you are going to do this, then you cannot
forget The Lotta-Species Heroes, most likely from the
future of Earth C-.<br><br>The current list of potential
members is located at
<a href=http://lsh.freeservers.com/lottaspecies.html
target=new>http://lsh.freeservers.com/lottaspecies.html</a><br><br>Good luck
with this. It looks like it should be
fun.<br><br>Your friend,<br>Paul

Someday, maybe we should do a parody of one of the old intercompany
crossovers<br><br>Super Squirrel vs. Spider-Ham<br>Batmouse vs Hulk-Bunny<br>The
new Tame Titans vs. the X-critters?

We've settled the rosters for JLA (Justa Lotta
Animals) and JSA (Justabuncha Silly Animals)<br><br>What
about some of the others? Heres my idea for the
Outcritters (Outsiders)<br><br>Batmouse
(Batman)<br>MetamorphOx (Metamorpho)<br>Kitkanga (Katana)<br>Geo-Ferret
(Geo-Force)<br>Bark Lightning (Black Lightning)<br>Hare-o
(Halo)<br>Lookcat (Looker)<br><br>Who would be in the Earth C+
version of Infinity Inc.?

This is a great start. Now to figure out where we go from here. I assume Ch'p's
departure from earth-1 ties into this.

The offices of BC Comics, New Yak, Gnu
York...<br><br>Mr. Wombat, the president of Wombat Communications,
publisher of BC Comics, paced back and forth in the
conference room. Before him sat over a dozen frightened
comic-book editors, writers, and artists. Feathers molted
and fur shed under the president’s gaze. They’d all
been waiting for the arrival of editor Duck G. Ordano
and the artist/writer of the Just’a Lotta Animals
comic, Roger Rodney Rabbit. And they were very
late...<br><br>As the tension in the air became so thick that you
could cut it with a knife, in breezed Duck and Rodney.
“I’m very sorry, Mr. Wombat, very sorry,” Rodney
spurted as he looked for an empty seat. “My plane was
delayed and I had problems with my baggage. It’s not
Duck’s fault, at all...”<br><br>Duck G. Ordano just
smiled, but even he was showing signs of nervousness
under Mr. Wombat’s glare.<br><br>Mr. Wombat growled.
“All right, sit down, you two!” Pulling his chest up,
he addressed everyone gruffly: “As you all now, next
year is BC Comics’ 50th anniversary, and we’ve been
discussing what to do to celebrate it. Rodney, you’ve been
living in Los Antelopes for awhile, and have missed our
discussions. Well, let me bring you up to date:<br><br>“Our
comics have become too confusing for the average reader.
We have several versions of our main staple
characters, Super-Squirrel, Batmouse, the Crash, Green
Lambkin, and Wonder Wabbit, not to mention all the
parallel worlds created in the last 50 years of stories...
Now what we need to do is simp-li-fy the BC
Universe... I came up with the idea to kill off all
extraneous characters and focus on our staple
line.”<br><br>‘Kill off characters?’ thought Rodney, a worried look
on his face, ‘which characters does he mean?’

Interesting title for your post... that's all I have to say about that...
interesting...

Feather was as true as her word although it did
require several post-it notes for her to remember<br>her
plan. She went straight (after a quick styling session)
to the source. Ted Source- music mogel and amway
dealer. He had managed the greats and the lesser greats
like the Backyard Boys, Samantha Fox, and N-Stink (the
hot skunk group).<br><br>"SO, ya wanta to bea stara!"
he said.<br><br>"Why do you end every word with an
"a" sound ? Is that some tacky ethnic slur?" asked
Feather on her soapbox. (And in spike heels it was not
easy to get up on a soapbox believe you
me!)<br><br>"Noa ! Ifa Ia endeda thema witha a "y" ita woulda bea
silenta!"<br><br><br>"That makes perfect sense!" said Feather as she climbed
down from her soapbox.<br><br>"Soa (editor's note :
now that that vowel joke died we'll conveniently
forget it) you need some hit songs and an album. I can
get those written today, costume you, and get some
press going!"<br>said Source.<br><br>"Great!" squealed
Feather.<br><br>"Oh, by the way I can't really sing!" she
said.<br><br>"No problem. That's really not important. It's image
that sells!"<br><br>" I prefer DC!" said Feather
loyally.<br><br>In three days Feather was a superstar and Fleaza
Gibbons was sleeping on her yard.<br><br>Her album
"Feather Bed: the Duck Tapes!" hit number 1 and backed up
to hit it again with greater impact.<br><br>The
sales were due to the album cover which featured
Feather in fishnets.<br><br>Soon enough she sat drying
her nails and waiting to be attacked by the Hamtastic
Bores.<br><br>They appeared out of nowhere (Nowhere, NE)<br>and the
battle ensued.<br><br>"I'm Feather not Sue. She's
married to that rubber guy!" said Feather.<br><br>"You
mean Mr. Fantastic?' said Itchy.<br><br>"No, Elongated
Man!" she answered huffily,<br>"Can't you see the DC
label in the upper corner!"<br><br>The Hamtastic Bores
ran toward her.<br><br>She was ready for the
team.<br><br>Using her mental powers she tossed a box of hot rollers
at the gorilla who screamed as her mass of hair was
suddenly curled so tightly around her skimpy dressed body
that she could not move.<br><br>"And I'd use
conditioner too!" scolded Feather.<br><br>The gorilla's mask
slipped off to reveal Mariah Hairy -pop diva.<br><br>Her
teammate Hissa Yearwood stomped over amazingly enough
since she had no legs! The Southern belle gasped as
Feather tossed a <br>plate of grits at her!<br><br>She
smiled and sucked them down only to gasp as she realized
that they were lowfat! "I've broken my fat and greasy
food 12 step diet!Okra will kill me when I go on her
show!" she wept.<br><br>As for Hyena Twain, clever
Feather merely stopped her and said "See that line on the
lawn? It's the dividing point between rock and country.
I dare you to crossover!"<br><br>Hyena smiled and
flaunted her cast iron stomach before doing so! Since she
could not read, she did not realize the line really was
the thin line between humor and sarcasm! She plunged
to her doom<br>as jokes about her musical ability
exploded around her!<br><br>"You know I thought that was
the line between disco and hard rock." said a puzzled
Feather.<br><br>"It looks like the line between good and bad taste!"
burped Hissa.<br><br>"Clever! You pin-up duck!" said the
leader who was revealed to be Sealion Dion -the queen of
sad love ballads.<br><br>"Here look at your record
sales! They're really funny!" said
Feather.<br><br>Sealion saw them and couldn't help but laugh!<br>She
laughed so hard she could not make Feather weep as she
did before!<br><br>"Well, I've put a stop to their
evil scheme to get rid of all other musical acts!"
mused Feather.<br><br>"Now, it's only 2:00. I better
record my second album now if I want to be ready for my
dinner date with Itchy!" she said.<br><br>And she did!

Feather saw her first enemy up close. She was a
gorilla in a micromini. Her mask hid her face which was
crowned with a huge , enormous, really big mass of hair
which went down to her knees.<br><br>She waved her
right hand back and forth spasmodically as if she was
reaching for a high note or needing to use the ladies'
room.<br><br>A ball of her hair rolled into Feather and tangled
her helplessly.<br><br>"THis stuff is really brittle
and oily!" she said in disgust.<br><br>The second
figure (the leader) was a fat dark haired creature of
the ocean like a seal or something Feather didn't
recognize. She opend her mouth and sang and tears cascaded
down Feather's face as images of lovers lost at sea or
in the supermarket or the Super-Walmart ran through
her mind. Feather couln't stop weeping!<br><br>The
third figure wore a brief top and showed a cast iron
stomach. It really was made of cast-iron. A "made of cast
iron " union label was pasted on it! Her cowboy boots
and dark denim<br>outfit marked her even to Feather
as a country singer.<br><br>The Malibu Mallard
fought to push the hairball away with her mental powers
and she did so only to fall flat when the third gang
member hit her with a hard yodel! The sound solidified
and<br>spanked Feather's bottom.<br><br>She slammed back with a
mental blast that knocked<br>the denim gals mask off to
reveal famous feline features! (Try saying that outloud
3 times fast!)<br><br>"Hyena Twain -the ab. baring
queen of country-pop!" she gasped.<br><br>Hyena bowed
and did 3 encores while her final ally<br>pounded
Feather with hulking fists.<br><br>She was a swollen boa
constrictor with red hair and a Southern
drawl!<br><br>"You're Hissa Yearwood!" said Feather betwen
blows.<br><br>"I reckon I am, sugah!" she said.<br><br>They ran
together and vanished leaving a brusied Feather on
stage.<br><br>"Are you okay?' asked Itchy.<br><br>"Yes, but my gown
is ruined! I'll make that Hamtastic Bores group pay!
Next time they striek I'll be ready!" she said grimly
or as grimly as an airheaded blonde duck can
sound.<br><br>"How will you know when or where they'll strike next?'
he asked.<br><br>"I'll make myself their target!"
she said.<br><br>"But, they only attack singing
superstars according to the program their left
behind."<br>said Itchy.<br><br>"I know. I'll just have to become a
singing superstar and the next queen of pop by next
week!"<br>said Feather with her hands on her
hips.<br><br>"Ohhhh!" said Itchy.

Feather said, "You know if brutal attacks occur
on two or three more singers, I'm going to suspect
something funny's going on!"<br><br>"Look! There's Elton
Fawn!" she said forgetting her idea as she saw a star in
the crowd.<br><br>"He's a real deer!" said
Itchy.<br><br>Fleaza , now in a shorter dress, said , "Our next
performer is Nashville's reigning queen of pop...oh no! I
mean she's ...uh..." The blonde monkey blushed and
said, "Did you notice my skirt is really, really
short!" Then, she ran offstage.<br><br><br>The next act
was the rap act Dogdoggydog. <br><br>"I thought a
country act was next!" said a puzzled
Feather.<br><br>"He's going country! His next cd is called Dog in the
Cowpile!" explained Itchy.<br><br>"Ooooh!" said Feather
making a face.<br><br>Before the canine rapper could
start he was knocked off the stage by a hulking
figure.<br><br>"I'm going up! Save my seat!" said Feather as she
levitated on stage.<br><br>She soon found herself
surrounded by four costumed figures including the one who
hit Dogdoggydog.<br><br>"We're the Hamtastic Boars!"
said the leader.<br><br>"Isn't that Hantastic Bores?"
asked the second one.<br><br>"Boar and bore are close
enough. There like<br>homonyms!" said the
third.<br><br>"Don't ask, don't tell!" warned the
third.<br><br>"Excuse me, but shouldn't we fight or
something?"<br>asked Feather.<br><br>"Oh right! Sorry about that."
said the leader.<br><br>"We're the Hamtastic Boars!"
she said.<br><br>"You said that already!" admonished
Feather.<br><br>"Sorry, I lost my place!" she explained.<br><br>"Villian
attack -take 2!" yelled Fleaza coming back out in a
bikini.<br><br>"Aren't you Feather Thomas of "The Wall Guy"<br>about
that spider stunt man?" asked the third
figure.<br><br>"No, That's not me. I'm Feather Locklear of "Hen
City", see my glossies?' she said as they passed around
photos.<br><br>"Okay, now let's kill her!" declared the leader.

< Feather Locklear (also known as the heroine
Duck Phoenix also known as Amora Lamour in her seldom
talked about days in independent films) glanced around
her at the crowd of stars and has beens seated for
the annual Hammys awards show.<br><br>The hottest
musical acts of the last ...week were<br>there to receive
adulation and valet parking. Feather, not a singer herself
but a highly skilled go go dancer who almost made it
as one of the Solid Gold Lightly Basted Oven Fresh
Dancers,<br>was with a real rock star. Okay, he was a friend of a
real rock star...okay, he had his own microphone! His
name was Itchy Sambrello and for a porcupine he and
Feather were tight. (He sat at least ten feet
away.)<br><br>"Oh, Itchy! Look! There's the Terrier Formerly Known
as Prince! That purple dogcollar sure
looks<br>costly!" she cooed.<br><br>"Yes! He's known as Fifi since
that nasty neutering accident!" said
Itchy.<br><br>"Look! There's the first act!" she said smoothing her
pink and gold gown.<br><br>A blonde monkey in a mini
skirt appeared. "I'm Fleaza Gibbons -hostess and
journalist here to inroduce the first act! The reigning
queen of pop and my close personal friend! Hiya
girlfriend! Serpentina Aguilara!"<br><br>A blonde snake
slithered on stage as music pounded while she
swayed.<br><br>"Serpentina Aguilara is pretty good considering she's off
tune and rather weak voiced!" he said.<br><br>"At
least she looks good and that's important too!"
insisted Feather.<br><br>The young singer suddenly fell to
the stage as much as a snake can be said to fall. She
was struck by some high pitch wail that knocked her
for a loop!<br><br>"Is that part of her act?' asked
Feather "cause if it isn't I'm actually an
actress/model/crimefighter you know?"<br><br><br>The poor girl was carried
off and the show went on: "Fleaza here with the
reigning queen of pop and my close personal friend! Hiya
girlfriend! :Chutney Ears!"<br><br>A cute bunny in a tank top
started singing in between photo shoots for Penthutch
Magazine.<br><br>She suddenly choked as a massive hairball enveloped
her tiny form.<br><br>"That's just not
entertaining!"complained Feather.

I took the photo in the into and plucked  Captain Carrot from it in case you
ever want to use him there by himself.

This story was a riot. I'm looking forward to seeing more.

Glad you liked it! I have other Feather Locklear stories in mind.

Good show, Libby! I'm LOLing all over the floor. If there was one person I
thought would come through with a story, it was you. Thanks, and welcome to
Earth-C!

Duck Phoenix and Feleena aproached the starstruck
Cowthie Lee who was stuck on herself.<br><br>"We've come
to order you to... Uh, excuse me a minute!" said
Feather.<br><br>"What are here for, again?' she
whispered.<br><br>"World conquest thingamjig!" hissed Mousey.<br><br>"Oh
right!" smiled Feather.<br><br>She put her hands on her
hips and in her best Melrose Coup attitude voice said,
"Okay, as I was saying, you got to stop this whole mad
scheme!"<br><br>"Never, I'm making the world better place by making
everyone a little me!" said Cowthie Lee.<br><br>She tossed
back her head and sound echoed out. The worse and
really creepy part was that the notes were visible and
cracked!<br><br>Feleena gracefully walked across the floating notes in a
way that would have made her
producer<br>proud.<br><br>She landed at Cowthie Lee's throne and tackled
her.<br><br>They rolled around clawing and scratching at each
other for several minutes.<br><br>Suddenly a
photographer walked up and Cowthie said, "Could ya hold that
pose for half a sec.?"<br><br>She had a few more
photos taken (some with kids rented for the
event).<br><br>Feather ran up to Cowthie as she crawled away from the
fierce Feleena.<br><br>"My psyc ...pysch...my mental boo
boo will stop you! oh, wait, I adore those shoes!"
squealed Feather.<br><br>Cowthie Lee got up and said,
"Darling! I got these at the little place on Wilshire! We
must do lunch sometime if I don't kill you
today!"<br><br>"That is sooo nice!" said Duck Phoenix then
she<br>blasted Cowthie.<br><br>Cowthie shrieked as the truth
sank in! If everyone looks like me and sounds like me
then ....then I WON'T BE SPECIAL ANYMORE!"<br><br>She
burst into tears as Feleena and Duck
Phoenix<br>adjusted her evil but sooo chic ME
Machine!<br><br>Everyone became normal and the heroines flew off arm in
arm. <br><br>"You know I think we make a good
team...but I do get top billing!" said Feather.<br><br>"I'll
wrestle you for it!" declared Feleena.<br><br>"Can the
National Nosy Supermarket Checkout Trashy GLossy Thingy
have someone there<br>to take photos?' asked a curious
Duck Phoenix.<br><br>"Of course!" replied Feleena.

"So, how do we track down the real Cowthie
Lee?'<br>asked Feather the Duck Phoenix.<br><br>"Simple, we do
what any huntress would do in our case!" said
Feleena.<br><br>"Follow the sound of really bad singing?' suggested a
hopeful Miss Locklear.<br><br>"No, look it up in TV
GUide!" offered Feleena.<br><br>"Oh!" smiled Feather.
<br><br>Sure enough in the Cheers and Jeers section, there was
one of those preview grids that read:<br>"Cowthie Lee
Stiffherd tries to take over the world by making all
residents exactly like her! Take over bid starts at 8:00
(7:00 central). Parental Guidence is suggested 'cause
things could get rilly silly."<br><br>"It's so simple
when you think!" said a giggling
Feather.<br><br>"Isn't it!" replied Feleena.<br><br>They headed to the
TV station named in honor of<br>the famous talk show
queen: Faceland!<br><br>They entered after a wait which
really steamed Feather and saw the one and only (well,
up to an hour ago she was the one and only , now
she's one of about 6 billion but I digress) Cowthie Lee
Stiffherd posing for photos with....herself!<br><br>"Now
that's vain!" said Feather who posed for a few wallet
sized before continuing on with the life or death
struggle.

"Hellooo! Kisses, Kisses! I'm Fleaza Gibbons and
I'm here on the spot to report that two
costumed<br>figures resembling Feather Locklear in a green minidress
and Mousey Clawless in character as Feleena, Warrior
Persian are battling it out in the street! I'll see if I
can get an interview before that annoying Bah Bah
Walters or Mareidith<br>Wheeera gets it." said a blonde
ape with a microphone.<br><br>Feleena slapped her
silly and she fled across the street. "No comment by
Feleena! There you have it, folks! Cats who carry
swords!"<br><br>Feather was really miffled by now. Her
trademarked<br>coiff was mussed and her hose had a run in
them.<br><br>She pouted and a psychic blast knocked Feleena
flat.<br><br>At that moment they stopped their battle for<br>to
their horror (and this is pretty scary mind you)
everyone person in sight had turned into<br>exact copies
of Cowthie Lee Stiffherd!<br><br>The two heroines
were immune due to the fact that if they weren't I'd
need a new heroine and I'm really busy on four other
story sites, okay?<br><br>"We must band together to
stop this evil!" vowed Feleena.<br><br>Feather agreed
bravely. "Whatever!"<br><br>The gasped as men, women, and
hatchlings all<br>sported red hair and sang songs about
cruise lines and being a suburban superstar!<br><br>"You
know this super heroine stuff is really, really
scary!" thought Feather.

While Mousey Clawless rampaged down the
busiest<br>streets of the city of stars, she imagined that as
Feleena -Warrior Persian she was fighting her old foes
Airdale -the Dog of War and Cowlisto- the blonder
swordsheifer who wore leather oddly and disturbingly enough
for a cow!<br><br>"Come on! Face the blade of
Feleena! Meow! Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! " she
cried.<br><br>She saw a tour bus and thought it was a
monster.<br><br>She tossed her special milk dish and it whirled
through the air to slice the tires on the bus! It crashed
and the tourists gawked eagerly.<br><br>"Oh, Harold!
Look it's that lovely Mousey Clawless<br>who caused us
to wreck and nearly killed us all!<br>Do you think
she'd sign an autograph?" said a
fat<br>rabbit.<br><br>"I want to see Moo Grant that British
actor!"<br>said another tourist. "Why couldn't he go on a
rampage!"<br><br>"He was in that film "4 Wettings and a Being Put to
Sleep!" added another.<br><br>"I like that star of
"Flocks"! The one with that divine mane! Hennifer Aniston!"
piped up a kid as Feleena sliced through the bus door
and charged the tourists.<br><br>At that time Dark
Pheonix (Feather) floated down to see what she could do
to help.<br><br>"Say, that's not part of the tour. I
mean, you aren't supposed to try to kill them are
you?'<br>she asked puzzled.<br><br>Feleena purred and swung at
the shapely Feather.<br><br>"Cut that out! No! Forget
I said that!" she cried.<br><br>A telekinetic shove
sent Feleena backward.<br><br>She rolled through the
air and landed on her feet (being a cat and
all!)<br><br>"Big deal. Can you do this?" asked a miffed Miss
Locklear.<br><br>She turned away from Feleena who tossed the sharp
milk dish at her head! Then, she whirled back around
with a sultry look on her face!<br><br>"It's time the
two of us got to some hot and heavy molting!" she
breathed!<br><br>Feleena continued her attack and Feather barely deflected
the dish in time with a mental shield.<br><br>"That
is so not fair!" she pouted.

In a world with meaningful programs like 60
Minnows and the aforementioned Ally McVeal,
people<br>needed light entertainment and escapism.<br><br>One show
that offered fantasy like that was<br>"Feleena:
Warrior Persian!" which starred<br>Mousey Clawless as
Feleena the brave warrior<br>kitty who made life exciting
and wore a little<br>black number!<br><br>Mousey was
getting ready to tape a scene where her sidekick the
perky redhead turkey Gobbyrielle<br>was being basted to
death by the evil Cowlisto!<br><br>Mousey ran forward
and tripped on her tail! She hit her head and when
she woke up she thought she really was Fe-leena the
Warrior Persian!<br><br>With her battle cry ringing out
"Meow! Meowwwwwwi<br>Meow!" she charged out of the
studio to slay dragon and stop traffic and bat at
string!<br><br>She soon met up with heroic Feather Locklear!

Little did our heroine know (very little as shown
by her score on Celebrity Jeopardy with<br>Alex
Treesloth)that as the leggy mallard made her way to fight crime
and tan a bit too, another<br>famous woman was having
a crisis all her own!<br><br>Cowthie Lee Stiffherd,
star of daytime talkshows, singer, and employer of
many hatchlings, was so sad.<br><br>She thumbed the
papers (actually her aide turned the pages for her to
avoid that icky newsprint!)<br>and sang. Cowthie Lee
sang instead of talking a lot of the time. She'd had
lessons, don't you know, and it made her seem even more
talented or so she imagined.<br><br>"The news has crime
and war.<br>It's plain to see!<br>The world would be
much better....<br>if everyone was Me!<br>If every
bear, lion and flea<br>wore the clothes I design<br>and
sang my hit songs<br>each thought would be
MINE!"<br><br>Cowthie Lee cheered up for a while then decided that gosh
darn it, she'd do it! She'd make the world over in her
technicolor, ready for close-up<br>image! Where to start?
Equipment, magic? No, another song!

That famous Malibu Mallard starlet
Feather<br>Locklear was facing a Crisis of epic proportions1<br>She
was turning....thirty! (gasp). In Hollywood<br>that
was equal to 65 in the Midwest! She paced back and
forth and realized that stress could cause wrinkles!
She stomped her high heels in a patented Feather
temper tantrum and thought hard...for a blonde actress
that is!<br><br>"I'll never go on that creepy Irish
Setterman Late Night Show again! The nerve of that gap
toothed canine! Asking if I had had highlights put in my
feathers! The very idea!" she fumed.<br>A fuming duck is a
sight for sore eyes (and a Chinese treat!)<br><br>"Ms.
Locklear? It's time for your stylist to add those
highlights you wanted!" beeped a aide.<br><br>She tossed a
high heel at the speaker and pouted.<br><br>"I star in
"Hen City!" I made "Melrose Coup" what it was and I
won't even mention my days on "T.J.<br>Plucker!" she
thought.<br><br>She worried her career was heading for a
decline.<br>Hey Leno never booked her on his show
anymore.<br><br>The stress caused a metabolic reaction in
Feather!<br>She developed her latent mutant powers of telekinesis
without even knowing how to spell it!<br><br>"I shall
save my career by getting adored as a super heroine.
Yes, my career shall rise from the ashes like
the....what do ya call it? Tuscon!<br>No, Phoenix! The Duck
Phoenix shall be my name!<br><br>She donned a stylish
costume that showed off her legs (take that Ally McVeal!)
and flew off to find crime or terror or something
like that!

I see rereading your earlier post that any pre-Crisis tale (tail?) is okay so
here I go!

May I start a story about a new heroine of my creation?

Okay, okay, DUCKTOR FATE it is!

Hm. One day, and so far only one person has
joined! Oh well, I didn't really want to promote this
Club just yet anyways, and haven't done
much.<br><br>I'd like to get a storyline going so that there's
something for people to read when I do promote it and
hopefully people will come...<br><br>Meanwhile, if there
are any lurkers out there, who have the urge to tell
a funny animal super-hero story, PLEASE write it.
Just set it before the end of the Captain Carrot
series, so that Starsky and I can tell our "Crisis" story
without any continuity problems...<br><br>Hey, if you
want to write a story featuring Hoppy the Marvel
Bunny, the JSA (Just Some Animals), the JLA (Just'a
Lotta Animals), or any of the zany cast of characters
from DC's funny animal stable, please do so... Just
make it funny and don't take it too seriously...

By the way, the Item is an elephant, Doctor Bait
is a beetle or scarab, the Crash is a turtle, the
Sandmane is a lion, and the Spootre is not an animal, but
a generic ghost. I'm taking the precedent of most
funny animal comics, here, which show all ghosts as
cartoony spooks dressed in white robes, not as a
particular animal. I'm not sure what kind of animal Mr.
Furrific is just yet, though. Maybe Terry Sloth? I like
the idea of irony in most of these characters, IE:
the fastest animal alive being a turtle. I picked
Star-Horse for Starman simply because of his last name:
Knight. Which of course will have to be modified for this
funny animal world.

Good list, although I've already given it a lot
of thought, and here's a list I posted on the DC
Boards in the JSA Forum a couple of months
ago:<br><br>The Item (Al Pachyderm)<br>Batmouse<br>The Stacked
Canary<br>Dr. Bait<br>Dr. Midnite-Owl<br>The Crash<br>Green
Lambkin<br>Hawkmoose<br>Hourmutt<br>Johnny Thundeer<br>Mr. Furrific<br>The Rat
Tornado<br>The Sandmane<br>The
Spooktre<br>Starhorse<br>Super-Squirrel<br>Wildkat<br>Wonder Wabbit<br><br>The
only ones I'd really want to
change is the Johnny Thunder one. If JT was an animal,
what kind of animal would he be...<br><br>And if the
funny animal version of Earth-1 is called
Earth-C-Minus, maybe the funny animal version of Earth-2 is
called Earth-C-Plus? ... Nah.

If there's an Earth C- where there are funny
animal versions of the Justice League, then there's
gotta be an Earth C-2 with funny animal versions of the
Justice Society. Here's who I think they
are.<br><br><br>Hourmutt<br>Ducktor Mid-Nite <br>Ducktor Fate<br>The
Gnatom<br>Doggy
Thunder (or Tabby Thunder)<br>The Golden Age Crash<br>THe
Golden Age Hawkmoose<br>The Golden Age Wonder
Wabbit<br>The Golden Age Super Squirrel<br>The Golden Age
Batmouse

Beginning soon: The Crisis of Infinite Animals,
which will forever change the BC Comics
universe!<br><br>Yeah, yeah, yeah... The Crisis of Infinite Animals...
you don't think this will be all THAT serious, do
you?<br><br>Anyways, welcome to the Zoo Crew Headquarters! Come, pull
up a chair and write some funny animal fan fic with
us...<br><br>Anything to do with DC's funny animals is on-topic. Hey,
if you want to write a fan fic starring Nutsy
Squirrel or Doodles Duck, please be my guest! Just don't
take it too seriously, please!<br><br>My primary focus
will be on the Zoo Crew, though, to follow this group
after the end of their last series, the Oz-Wonderland
War. So they're off-limits for now, as is the Just'a
Lotta Animals, whom I and Starsky_Hutch76 have plans
for... Let's just say that when the Crisis of Infinite
Animals is over, Earth-C's superhero population will have
doubled or tripled in size...

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