The Clown Chakra



Scientists from the Clown Academy have discovered a new source of

healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart

chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra.



If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if

their relationship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health;

if they have a need to sue people; if they find fault with their

brother or sister; then obviously their Clown Chakra is closed.



When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered

microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and when

the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display

a happy face.



The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his or

her mind has projected guilt onto the cells of the body and has

forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the

body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love", or ILL for

short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the

fact that the cells are "out of ease" or "dis-eased".



When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)

properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,

resentment, grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the

energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons consisting of some micro,

but vital, energy (positive microvita). These red heart balloons

contain Cosmic Love and Joy. These microvita balloons are directed to

the "dis-eased" cell or situation, and a happy face appears

instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.



Sometimes these red heart balloons when in a more stronger physical

form are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone

experiences them the feeling of separation ends - they experience

being back home with the Cosmic Father and hence are no longer an

orphan. This is the well known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect.



So if you think someone is attacking you, the Clown Scientists

recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart shaped

balloons of positive microvita filled with Cosmic Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your clown chakra open, so that you experience

God's Will.



By Swami Beyondananda

(stage name used by Steve Bhaerman, self described as an author,

humorist, and workshop leader )

http://www.wakeuplaughing.com/