"He is an oral combat historian...the illegitimate son of Harpo Marx and Mother Teresa - conceived one starry night on a spiritual whoopie cushion." - Paul Krassner, "The Realist".

Hugh Romney/Wavy Gravy - M.C. of both Woodstocks, Merry Prankster, founder of the Hog Farm Collective, social activist, counter-culture philosopher, member of the board of directors for the Seva Foundation - which raises millions of dollars a year to help prevent blindness in the Third World, and a Ben & Jerry's Ice-cream flavor.