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Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12
November,
wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per
hammer
and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers
valued @
$1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to
$3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as
noted on
my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw
(see
aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00
each
for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).

One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it
again next year.

Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer








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