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Date: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:57 pm
Subject: Professor Howdy Found!

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Professor Dr. Howdy returned to our office finally
on the 50th & 51st Suite Floors of the World Wide
Web International Headquarters Building somewhat
confused. He had believed that he was supposed to
be out with the Hollywood Writers on strike until
they settled and they apparently have!

Check back often this morning as he begins posting
thought, humor and riddles - just as soon as he thinks
of any at this address:

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Date: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:23 pm
Subject: Professor Howdy Found Finally!

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Professor Dr. Howdy returned to our office suite
finally on the 50th & 51st Floors of the World Wide
Web International Headquarters Building somewhat
confused. He had believed that he was supposed to
be out with the Hollywood Writers on strike until
they settled and they apparently have!

Check back often this morning as he begins posting
thought, humor and riddles - just as soon as he thinks
of any at this address below:

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From: Press Release Humor <professor_ludicrous@...>
Date: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:51 pm
Subject: The Forest Valentine's Date

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Chocolate

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories.
As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more
on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of
chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of
weight per week.

Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have...

*The Rest of the Story:

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Yesterday Was Darwin Day

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To a Darwinist, you see, there is no distinction between
human beings and animals. We all came about by chance;
we are made of the same "stuff," and we all end up as nothing
more than dust. Instead of recognizing humans as bearers
of God's image, Darwinism sees us as nothing more than
competitively successful bipeds with opposable thumbs.
Forget any talk of human dignity.

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The Forest Valentine's Date

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Once upon a time, a beautiful young antelope
had a date in the forest, so she was getting
all gussied up�- new dress, makeup, everything.
Suddenly...

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Weight Loss

An over weight UNC student went to see her
doc for some advice. She was anxious to try
an get in top shape.

The doctor advised her to run ten miles a day
for thirty days. This, he guaranteed would help
her lose as much as twenty pounds and tone
up her body just fine.

Determined, the UNC student followed the doctor's
advice rigorously everyday without fail, and, after
thirty days, she was pleased to discover that she
had indeed lost twenty pounds and felt great.

She phoned the doc and thanked him for his
wonderful advice that had produced such...

*The Rest of the Story:

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Wednesday's Word Puzzle

Choose the meaning you think
is correct for each - Have fun!

1. sear (v.) - A: to insult. B: thirst. C: predict.
D: scorch.

2. seer (n.) - A: elderly person. B: cooking utensil.
C: idealist. D: prophet.

3. dun (v.) - A: to soil. B: add to. C: demand payment.
D: find fault.

4. don (v.) - A: to chaperone. B: put on. C: give. D: lord
over.

5. nib (n.) - A: point. B: small amount. C: essence.
D: clever response.

6. nub (n.) - A: clumsy person. B: lack of courtesy.
C: mechanical fitting. D: knob or lump.

7. vie (v.) - A: to long for. B: compete. C: urge. D: pass
through.

8. via (prep.) - A: over. B: toward. C: by way of.
D: between.

9. quark (n.) - A: in physics, a fundamental particle.
B: unusual star. C: newt. D: any unexplained phenomenon.

10. quirk (n.) - A: dagger. B: self-satisfied smile. C: odd
mannerism. D: habit.

11. couch (v.) - A: to camouflage. B: put into words.
C: relax. D: hunker down.

12. conch (n.) - A: part of a saddle. B: crown. C: rope.
D: shell.

13. wax (v.) - A: to begin. B: diminish. C: melt. D: grow.

14. wag (n.) - A: sprite. B: dishonest person. C: joker.
D: someone who is ineffectual.

15. score (v.) - A: to criticize severely. B: cleanse.
C: flatter. D: treat with deference.

16. scope (n.) - A: agenda. B: range or extent. C: educated
guess. D: conclusion.

17. rife (adj.) - A: divided. B: petty. C: widespread.
D: accurate.

18. rile (v.) - A: to enliven. B: waste time. C: blunder.
D: annoy.

19. chafe (v.) - A: to rub against. B: tease. C: cut through.
D: challenge persistently.

20. chaff (n.) - A: compost. B: impatience. C: grain husks.
D: foolishness.

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An Affair To Remember

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Blog Music today from above movie
classic for Valentine's Day!

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From: Valentine Humor <professor_ludicrous@...>
Date: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:00 pm
Subject: Chocolate & A Valentine's Story

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Chocolate

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories.
As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more
on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of
chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of
weight per week.

Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have...

*The Rest of the Story:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

***

Yesterday Was Darwin Day

To a Darwinist, you see, there is no distinction between
human beings and animals. We all came about by chance;
we are made of the same "stuff," and we all end up as nothing
more than dust. Instead of recognizing humans as bearers
of God's image, Darwinism sees us as nothing more than
competitively successful bipeds with opposable thumbs.
Forget any talk of human dignity.

*The Rest of the Story:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

***

The Forest Valentine's Date

Once upon a time, a beautiful young antelope
had a date in the forest, so she was getting
all gussied up�- new dress, makeup, everything.
Suddenly...

*The Rest of the Story:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

***

Weight Loss

An over weight UNC student went to see her
doc for some advice. She was anxious to try
an get in top shape.

The doctor advised her to run ten miles a day
for thirty days. This, he guaranteed would help
her lose as much as twenty pounds and tone
up her body just fine.

Determined, the UNC student followed the doctor's
advice rigorously everyday without fail, and, after
thirty days, she was pleased to discover that she
had indeed lost twenty pounds and felt great.

She phoned the doc and thanked him for his
wonderful advice that had produced such...

*The Rest of the Story:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

***

Wednesday's Word Puzzle

Choose the meaning you think
is correct for each - Have fun!

1. sear (v.) - A: to insult. B: thirst. C: predict.
D: scorch.

2. seer (n.) - A: elderly person. B: cooking utensil.
C: idealist. D: prophet.

3. dun (v.) - A: to soil. B: add to. C: demand payment.
D: find fault.

4. don (v.) - A: to chaperone. B: put on. C: give. D: lord
over.

5. nib (n.) - A: point. B: small amount. C: essence.
D: clever response.

6. nub (n.) - A: clumsy person. B: lack of courtesy.
C: mechanical fitting. D: knob or lump.

7. vie (v.) - A: to long for. B: compete. C: urge. D: pass
through.

8. via (prep.) - A: over. B: toward. C: by way of.
D: between.

9. quark (n.) - A: in physics, a fundamental particle.
B: unusual star. C: newt. D: any unexplained phenomenon.

10. quirk (n.) - A: dagger. B: self-satisfied smile. C: odd
mannerism. D: habit.

11. couch (v.) - A: to camouflage. B: put into words.
C: relax. D: hunker down.

12. conch (n.) - A: part of a saddle. B: crown. C: rope.
D: shell.

13. wax (v.) - A: to begin. B: diminish. C: melt. D: grow.

14. wag (n.) - A: sprite. B: dishonest person. C: joker.
D: someone who is ineffectual.

15. score (v.) - A: to criticize severely. B: cleanse.
C: flatter. D: treat with deference.

16. scope (n.) - A: agenda. B: range or extent. C: educated
guess. D: conclusion.

17. rife (adj.) - A: divided. B: petty. C: widespread.
D: accurate.

18. rile (v.) - A: to enliven. B: waste time. C: blunder.
D: annoy.

19. chafe (v.) - A: to rub against. B: tease. C: cut through.
D: challenge persistently.

20. chaff (n.) - A: compost. B: impatience. C: grain husks.
D: foolishness.

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An Affair To Remember

Blog Music today from above movie
classic for Valentine's Day!

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Thank You!

I am trying here to prevent anyone from saying the really
foolish thing that people often say about Him [Jesus Christ]:
"I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I
don't accept His claim to be God."

That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was
merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would
not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic --
on a level with a man who says he is a poached egg --
or else he would be the Devil of Hell.

You must make your choice. Either this Man was, and is,
the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse ....
You can shut Him up for fool, you can spit at Him and kill
Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him
Lord and God. But let us not come up with any patronizing
nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has
not left that option open to us. He did not intend to.

-- From Case for Christianity, by C.S. Lewis

"Let every student be plainly instructed and earnestly pressed to consider
well the main end of his life and studies is to know God and Jesus Christ
which is eternal life (John 17:3)."

- - - The Laws and Statutes of Harvard College in 1643

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Date: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:48 pm
Subject: Caught Cheating On Her Video - What NOT To Do On Valentine's Day

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Date: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:40 am
Subject: Romance Videos From S.O.S.

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Once Upon A Time

With A Song In My Heart

Relaxation Video

'Thought & Humor'

From your S.O.S.
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From: "Love, Thought Humor Valentines" <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:29 pm
Subject: All About Valentines From S.O.S.

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What Men Know About Women

TOP 10 THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:

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�El Dios Le ama Tanto Que �l Muri� Apenas Por Usted!
- Russian

Recently Married UNC Couple

Two recently married UNC grads were delighted when their
long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center
called and told them that there was a wonderful Russian baby
boy available. The couple accepted him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by...

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Бог Любит Вас So much Что Он Умер Как раз Для Вас!
- Russian

Car-Pool Problems

A successful business man goes into the doctor
to ask about some abnormal symptoms. The doctor
asks him, "What problems are you experiencing?"

The business man tells the doctor...

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O Deus Ama-o Assim Muito Que Morreu Apenas Para Voc�!
- Portuguese

Thursday's Word Game

This game is called "The Long and Short."
Half of the words in this challenge are
long and the other half have only one
syllable. How many of these words do
you know?

1. bray (n.) - A: donkey cry. B: rough edge. C: barrier.
D: woven ornamental trimming.

2. ambulatory (adj.) - A: without direction. B: seriously
injured. C: able to walk. D: energetic.

3. broach (v.) - A: to introduce or mention. B: connect with.
C: disagree with. D: shock.

4. deferential (adj.) - A: shy. B: without interest.
C: mechanical. D: respectful.

5. nee (adj.) - relating to A: place. B: birth name.
C: size. D: attitude.

6. manifestation (n.) - A: encounter. B: indication.
C: strong inclination. D: fullness.

7. snide (adj.) - A: clever. B: malicious. C: abrupt.
D: whispered.

8. heterogeneous (adj.) - A: confusing. B: talented.
C: congenial. D: varied.

9. lee (n.) - A: forefront. B: edge. C: shelter. D: bottom.

10. cartographer (n.) - A: disposal engineer. B: heart
specialist. C: astronomer. D: map-maker.

11. orb (n.) - A: piece of jewelry. B: historical find.
C: computer term. D: globe.

12. intransigent (adj.) - A: practical. B: uncompromising.
C: not lasting. D: clairvoyant.

13. scam (n.) - A: swindle. B: outline. C: superficial
examination. D: quick getaway.

14. extemporaneous (adj.) - A: timeless. B: haphazard.
C: unrehearsed. D: rapid.

15. wry (adj.) - pertaining to A: meditative thought.
B: sweet memory. C: facial expression. D: pain.

16. misapprehension (n.) - A: lack of fear. B: worry.
C: unfair seizure. D: misunderstanding.

17. niche (n.) - A: cupboard. B: recess in a wall.
C: noticeable search. D: interlocking part.

18. disingenuous (adj.) - A: uncaring. B: clumsy. C: inno-
cent. D: insincere.

19. splotch (n.) - A: small quantity. B: stain or spot.
C: irregular pattern. D: descriptive sound.

20. blasphemous (adj.) - A: slanderous. B: profane. C: angry.
D: volatile.

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Il Dio Li ama Cos� tanto Che � morto Appena Per Voi!
- Italian

When Prof Howdy Applied
At 'Thought & Humor':

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Can You Find It!

In each sentence, an animal is concealed.
The first sentence has dog concealed.
Can you find the others?

1. What shall I do, Gertrude?
2. I enjoy listening to music at night.

3. A gold key is not a common key.
4. Horace tries in school to be a very good boy.

5. People who drive too fast are likely to be arrested.
6. Did I ever tell you, Bill, I once found a dollar?

7. John came late to his arithmetic class.
8. Asking nutty questions can be most annoying.

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Ο Θεός σας αγαπά τόσο πολύ ότι πέθανε ακριβώς για σας!
- Greek

Who Was St. Valentine?

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Gott Liebt Sie So sehr, Da� Er Gerade F�r Sie Starb!
- German

The Greatest Of These Is Love

Dear Friends,

Every time you cross my mind,
I break out in exclamations
of thanks...

If I could speak in any
language in heaven or
on earth but didn't love
others, I would only be
making meaningless noise
like a loud gong or a
clanging cymbal.

If I had the gift of
prophecy, and if I knew
all the mysteries of the
future and knew everything
about everything, but
didn't love others, what
good would I be? And
if I had the gift of faith
so that I could speak
to a mountain and make
it move, without love
I would be no good to
anybody.

If I gave everything
I have to the poor and
even sacrificed my body,
I could boast about it;
but if I didn't love others,
I would be of no value
whatsoever. Love is
patient and kind. Love
is not jealous or boastful
or proud or rude.

Love does not demand
its own way. Love is not
irritable, and it keeps
no record of when it
has been wronged.

It is never glad about
injustice but rejoices
whenever the truth
wins out. Love never
gives up, never loses
faith, is always hopeful,
and endures through
every circumstance.

May You Always
Experience This
Kind Of Love,
Dr. Howdy

Dieu Vous aime Tellement Qu'il Soit mort Juste Pour Vous !
- French

Spreading Love Everywhere

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Num	Perc.	Country Name
270	65.53%	United States
15	3.64%	India
13	3.16%	Unknown*	-
13	3.16%	Italy
12	2.91%	Cayman Islands
11	2.67%	Australia
9	2.18%	South Africa
9	2.18%	Korea
8	1.94%	Philippines
7	1.70%	Japan
7	1.70%	Pakistan
6	1.46%	Canada
6	1.46%	Sweden
4	0.97%	Malaysia
3	0.73%	Singapore
3	0.73%	Sri Lanka
3	0.73%	United Kingdom
3	0.73%	Benin
2	0.49%	Thailand
2	0.49%	Saudi Arabia
2	0.49%	Israel
2	0.49%	Bangladesh
1	0.24%	Lebanon
1	0.24%	Romania

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Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 5 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI

But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV

*Unknown may possibly be N. Korea...

De God houdt zo veel van u dat hij enkel voor u stierf!
- Dutch

An Affair To Remember

Blog Music today from above movie classic
for Valentine's Day!

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From: "Love, Thought Humor Valentines" <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:47 pm
Subject: All About Valentines From S.O.S. On V-Day

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{TOP 10 THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:}

*Find Out For Valentine's Day:
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�El Dios Le ama Tanto Que �l Muri� Apenas Por Usted!
- Russian

{Recently Married UNC Couple}

Two recently married UNC grads were delighted when their
long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center
called and told them that there was a wonderful Russian baby
boy available. The couple accepted him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by...

*The Rest of the Story:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

Бог Любит Вас So much Что Он Умер Как раз Для Вас!
- Russian

{Car-Pool Problems}

A successful business man goes into the doctor
to ask about some abnormal symptoms. The doctor
asks him, "What problems are you experiencing?"

The business man tells the doctor...

*The Rest of the Story:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

O Deus Ama-o Assim Muito Que Morreu Apenas Para Voc�!
- Portuguese

{Thursday's Love Word Game}

This game is called "The Long and Short."
Half of the words in this challenge are
long and the other half have only one
syllable. How many of these words do
you know?

1. bray (n.) - A: donkey cry. B: rough edge. C: barrier.
D: woven ornamental trimming.

2. ambulatory (adj.) - A: without direction. B: seriously
injured. C: able to walk. D: energetic.

3. broach (v.) - A: to introduce or mention. B: connect with.
C: disagree with. D: shock.

4. deferential (adj.) - A: shy. B: without interest.
C: mechanical. D: respectful.

5. nee (adj.) - relating to A: place. B: birth name.
C: size. D: attitude.

6. manifestation (n.) - A: encounter. B: indication.
C: strong inclination. D: fullness.

7. snide (adj.) - A: clever. B: malicious. C: abrupt.
D: whispered.

8. heterogeneous (adj.) - A: confusing. B: talented.
C: congenial. D: varied.

9. lee (n.) - A: forefront. B: edge. C: shelter. D: bottom.

10. cartographer (n.) - A: disposal engineer. B: heart
specialist. C: astronomer. D: map-maker.

11. orb (n.) - A: piece of jewelry. B: historical find.
C: computer term. D: globe.

12. intransigent (adj.) - A: practical. B: uncompromising.
C: not lasting. D: clairvoyant.

13. scam (n.) - A: swindle. B: outline. C: superficial
examination. D: quick getaway.

14. extemporaneous (adj.) - A: timeless. B: haphazard.
C: unrehearsed. D: rapid.

15. wry (adj.) - pertaining to A: meditative thought.
B: sweet memory. C: facial expression. D: pain.

16. misapprehension (n.) - A: lack of fear. B: worry.
C: unfair seizure. D: misunderstanding.

17. niche (n.) - A: cupboard. B: recess in a wall.
C: noticeable search. D: interlocking part.

18. disingenuous (adj.) - A: uncaring. B: clumsy. C: inno-
cent. D: insincere.

19. splotch (n.) - A: small quantity. B: stain or spot.
C: irregular pattern. D: descriptive sound.

20. blasphemous (adj.) - A: slanderous. B: profane. C: angry.
D: volatile.

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Il Dio Li ama Cos� tanto Che � morto Appena Per Voi!
- Italian

{When Prof Howdy Applied
At 'Thought & Humor':}

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{Can You Find It!}

In each sentence, an animal is concealed.
The first sentence has dog concealed.
Can you find the others?

1. What shall I do, Gertrude?
2. I enjoy listening to music at night.
3. A gold key is not a common key.
4. Horace tries in school to be a very good boy.
5. People who drive too fast are likely to be arrested.
6. Did I ever tell you, Bill, I once found a dollar?
7. John came late to his arithmetic class.
8. Asking nutty questions can be most annoying.

*ANSWERS:
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Ο Θεός σας αγαπά τόσο πολύ ότι πέθανε ακριβώς για σας!
- Greek

{Who Was St. Valentine?}

*ANSWER:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

Gott Liebt Sie So sehr, Da� Er Gerade F�r Sie Starb!
- German

{The Greatest Of These Is Love}

Dear Friends,

Every time you cross my mind,
I break out in exclamations
of thanks...

If I could speak in any
language in heaven or
on earth but didn't love
others, I would only be
making meaningless noise
like a loud gong or a
clanging cymbal.

If I had the gift of
prophecy, and if I knew
all the mysteries of the
future and knew everything
about everything, but
didn't love others, what
good would I be? And
if I had the gift of faith
so that I could speak
to a mountain and make
it move, without love
I would be no good to
anybody.

If I gave everything
I have to the poor and
even sacrificed my body,
I could boast about it;
but if I didn't love others,
I would be of no value
whatsoever. Love is
patient and kind. Love
is not jealous or boastful
or proud or rude.

Love does not demand
its own way. Love is not
irritable, and it keeps
no record of when it
has been wronged.

It is never glad about
injustice but rejoices
whenever the truth
wins out. Love never
gives up, never loses
faith, is always hopeful,
and endures through
every circumstance.

May You Always
Experience This
Kind Of Love,
Dr. Howdy

Dieu Vous aime Tellement Qu'il Soit mort Juste Pour Vous !
- French

{Spreading Love Everywhere}

NumPerc.Country Name

27065.53%United States
153.64%India
133.16%Unknown*
133.16%Italy
122.91%Cayman Islands
112.67%Australia
92.18%South Africa
92.18%Korea
81.94%Philippines
71.70%Japan
71.70%Pakistan
61.46%Canada
61.46%Sweden
40.97%Malaysia
30.73%Singapore
30.73%Sri Lanka
30.73%United Kingdom
30.73%Benin
20.49%Thailand
20.49%Saudi Arabia
20.49%Israel
20.49%Bangladesh
10.24%Lebanon
10.24%Romania

Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 5 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI

But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV

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Date: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:04 pm
Subject: Your Personality Test - Also Music List Below

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German Parade Float

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Weekend Message

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A Special Message to female readers

of 'Thought & Humor' from Dr.Howdy...

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UNC Band

http://www.netitor.com/photos/schools/unc/galleries/traditions-general/band_ECU_100601-4.jpg

A drummer in the UNC marching band, tired from being ridiculed
by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical
instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the
store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that
accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies
"OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

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Lea La Biblia Para La Verdad

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After spending all day Saturday watching basketball
on television, a UNC grad fell asleep and spent the
night in the chair...

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Test Your Word Knowledge This Weekend

Match the words in the left-hand
column with the correct definition
in the right-hand column.

1. ananda .......... A. Of or relating to a stepmother
2. bushwa .......... B. A substance that produces a sensation of warmth when applied to a part of the body.
3. illation ........... C. Prudish
4. eidetic ............ D. Marked by extraordinarily accurate and vivid recall
5. pinnate ........... E. Nonsense; bull
6. missish ........... F. To move unsteadily
7. wamble ........... G. Pure bliss
8. novercal ......... H. A boring pest
9. nudnik ............ I. The act of inferring
10. calefacient ... J. Resembling a feather

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UNC Waitress

I walked into a coffee shop in Chapel Hill to find
the UNC student behind the counter with a bunch
of sponges pinned to her uniform.

"May I ask the meaning of the sponges?" I asked.

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Prof Howdy In Earlier Times

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Thought For Food Quiz

Food labels are changing in look and content
due to federal regulations intended for consumer
protection. Knowledge of such terms as the ones
listed below can help you shop and eat smarter.
Take this test to determine if your vocabulary
needs enrichment.

1. organic (adj.) - A: natural. B: synthetic. C: careful.
D: toxic.

2. nutrient (n.) - A: calorie. B: medicine. C: nourishing
food. D: mixture.

3. tofu (n.) - A: oriental spice. B: flavoring. C: soybean
product. D: cooking procedure.

4. cholesterol (n.) - A: poison. B: fat. C: muscle strength.
D: nerves.

5. vitamin (n.) - A: essential substance. B: mineral.
C: digestive aid. D: pep pill.

6. megadose (n.) - amount or portion that is A: dispensed
intermittently. B: large. C: given once. D: generally pre-
scribed.

7. carbohydrate (n.) - a compound A: produced by plants.
B: made artificially. C: high in protein. D: without water.

8. beta-carotene (n.) - source of A: vitamin A. B: chloro-
phyll. C: calcium. D: sugar.

9. ascorbic acid (n.) - A: thiamine. B: bioflavonoid.
C: vitamin B-6. D: vitamin C.

10. metabolism (n.) A: bacterial growth. B: antibody produc-
tion. C: homogenization. D: conversion of food into energy.

11. monosodium glutamate (n.) - A: smart drug. B: preser-
vative. C: flavor intensifier. D: emulsifier.

12. RDA (n.) - acronym for A: Rich Dessert Assessment.
B: Related Digestive Abnormality. C: Regional Desalination
Allocation. D: Recommended Dietary Allowance.

13. plaque (n.) - A: swelling. B: weak spot. C: puncture.
D: deposit of fat.

14. serotonin (n.) - A: cholesterol-reducing substance.
B: chemical. C: artificial sweetener. D: herbal tea.

15. gustatory (adj.) - pertaining to A: taste. B: over-
eating. C: sourness. D: spicy food.

16. amino acids (n.) - A: food preservatives. B: pesticides.
C: protein "building blocks." D: cleansing solutions.

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17. fructose (n.) - A: coloring. B: fruit sugar. C: liquid
diet. D: soybean milk.

18. gastronomic (adj.) - having to do with A: stomach acid.
B: a medical procedure. C: eating well. D: inexpensive food.

19. polyunsaturated (adj.) - with fat content that is
A: high. B: medium. C: nonexistent. D: low.

20. sodium chloride (n.) - A: table salt. B: bubbly drink.
C: baking soda. D: antacid.

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Your Personality

Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character.
Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character
do you most resemble?

A group of investigators got together and analyzed
the personalities of well know and modern cartoon
characters. -

The information that was gathered was made into
this test:

Answer all the questions with what describes you
best, then add up all your points at the end and
look for your results.
Write you answers on a piece of paper numbered
1-10...

http://www.2gethelp.com/images/woman_happy.jpg

1) Which one of the following describes the
perfect date?
a)Candlelight dinner b) Fun/Theme Park
c) Painting in the park d) Rock concert
e) Going to the movies.

2) What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll b) Alternative c) Soft Rock
d) Country e)Pop.

3) What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy b) Horror c) Musical d) Romance
e) Documentary.

4) Which one of these occupations would you
choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter b) Professional Sports Player
c)Teacher d) Police e) Cashier.

5) What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise b) Read c)Watch television
d) Listen to music e) Sleep.

http://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/generalarticle/money/sr/woman-happy-desk_170.jpg

6) Which one of the following colors do you
like best?
a)Yellow b)White c) Sky Blue d) Dark Blue
e) Red.

7) What do you prefer to eat right now?
a) Snow b) Pizza c)Sushi d) Pasta e) Salad

8) What is your favorite Holiday?
a) Halloween b) Christmas c) New Year
d) Valentines Day e)Thanksgiving.

9) If you could go to one of these places which
one would it be?
a) Paris b) Spain c) Las Vegas d) Hawaii e) Hollywood.

10) With which of the following would you prefer to
spend time with?
a) Someone Smart b) Someone attractive
c) Someone who likes to Party
d) Someone who always has fun
e) Someone very sentimental.

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Air Force 1

Air Force One is the air traffic control call sign of any
U.S. Air Force aircraft carrying the President of the
United States. Since 1990, the presidential fleet has
consisted of two specifically configured, highly customized
Boeing 747-200B series aircraft�tail numbers 28000
and 29000�with Air Force designation VC-25A. While
these planes are only referred to as "Air Force One"
while the president is on board, the term is commonly
used to describe either of the two aircraft normally used
and maintained by the U.S. Air Force solely for the president.

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Weekend Riddles

1) You go in through one hole and come out three.
What am I?

2) Little Billy went with his friends to play.

In the morning he got three strikes and was made to sit
down. In the afternoon he got three strikes and was
applauded and cheered. In the evening he got only one
strike and the police were called. Why was that?

3) I watched as he stole it. He wasn't even sneaky about it.
I think he might have forgot it or something, because he fled
the scene without it. Some seemed to support the "crime",
and some did not. Nonetheless, he went home without being
arrested. Who is this mysterious man?

4) My work is based on give and take
I can make a difference by a hand shake
The older I get the smaller I grow
And my best friend is my worst foe
What am I?

5) I have lived for thousands of years,
yet I have never seen another of my kind.

I was old during the time of Christ,
but I remain a mystery to this very day.

I yearn to speak, to roar, to prowl this eternal beach,
for my four feet have never run.

I see, I hear, I feel the wind,
but your scent I will never catch.

What am I?

6) Here is a quotation with all the spaces and
vowels removed. What is the quotation?

TRRSHMNTFRGVDVN

7) Seven letters are we,
Three different words we make.
Guess us or be ridiculed;
Your reputation's at stake.

The first has pictures,
Paintings and such.
The second causes sneezing,
From ragweed or dust.
The third is an adverb,
It's hard to explain
It's the same as immensely
But it's much more plain.

These clues are sparse
This riddle may be tough.
But if you are smart
Then it will be enough.

8) I am tied up at least once a day
And forced to carry ten nails.
I work diligently without any pay
And follow your many trails.

I do not smell very well
But at least I have many eyes.
I have two tongues but never yell
And I'll bet you know my size.
What am I?

9) Most people by now have me
Many people have paid much to get rid of me
And many of the same have paid to get me
I am constantly in your business and sometimes
make things very easy
Other times I am a pest and ruin most things I touch
What am I?

10) A man was hiking in the hills for the first time and, for
safety, he brings along two guides. At the beginning of the
hike, the first guide said, "Keep all personal items close,
stay behind me, and above all else, keep your balance around
the steep drop offs!" The second guide had never been on such
a long hike and, despite the warnings, tumbled off one of
the high cliffs and rolled into a valley. The second guides'
spine was broken in the fall. The man and the first guide
watched the fall, shrugged, and moved on. Why did they
offer no help or concern?

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Date: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:26 pm
Subject: Your Personality Test For A Happy Weekend

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{German Parade Float -
Featuring Obama & Hillary}

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{Weekend Message}

A Special Message to female readers
of 'Thought & Humor' from Dr.Howdy...

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{UNC Band}

A drummer in the UNC marching band, tired from being ridiculed
by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical
instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the
store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that
accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies
"OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

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{Lea La Biblia Para La Verdad}

After spending all day Saturday watching basketball
on television, a UNC grad fell asleep and spent the
night in the chair...

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{Test Your Word Knowledge This Weekend}

Match the words in the left-hand
column with the correct definition
in the right-hand column.

1. ananda .......... A. Of or relating to a stepmother
2. bushwa .......... B. A substance that produces a sensation of warmth when
applied to a part of the body.
3. illation ........... C. Prudish
4. eidetic ............ D. Marked by extraordinarily accurate and vivid
recall
5. pinnate ........... E. Nonsense; bull
6. missish ........... F. To move unsteadily
7. wamble ........... G. Pure bliss
8. novercal ......... H. A boring pest
9. nudnik ............ I. The act of inferring
10. calefacient ... J. Resembling a feather

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{UNC Waitress}

I walked into a coffee shop in Chapel Hill to find
the UNC student behind the counter with a bunch
of sponges pinned to her uniform.

"May I ask the meaning of the sponges?" I asked.

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{Prof Howdy In Earlier Times}

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{Thought For Food Quiz}

Food labels are changing in look and content
due to federal regulations intended for consumer
protection. Knowledge of such terms as the ones
listed below can help you shop and eat smarter.
Take this test to determine if your vocabulary
needs enrichment.

1. organic (adj.) - A: natural. B: synthetic. C: careful.
D: toxic.

2. nutrient (n.) - A: calorie. B: medicine. C: nourishing
food. D: mixture.

3. tofu (n.) - A: oriental spice. B: flavoring. C: soybean
product. D: cooking procedure.

4. cholesterol (n.) - A: poison. B: fat. C: muscle strength.
D: nerves.

5. vitamin (n.) - A: essential substance. B: mineral.
C: digestive aid. D: pep pill.

6. megadose (n.) - amount or portion that is A: dispensed
intermittently. B: large. C: given once. D: generally pre-
scribed.

7. carbohydrate (n.) - a compound A: produced by plants.
B: made artificially. C: high in protein. D: without water.

8. beta-carotene (n.) - source of A: vitamin A. B: chloro-
phyll. C: calcium. D: sugar.

9. ascorbic acid (n.) - A: thiamine. B: bioflavonoid.
C: vitamin B-6. D: vitamin C.

10. metabolism (n.) A: bacterial growth. B: antibody produc-
tion. C: homogenization. D: conversion of food into energy.

11. monosodium glutamate (n.) - A: smart drug. B: preser-
vative. C: flavor intensifier. D: emulsifier.

12. RDA (n.) - acronym for A: Rich Dessert Assessment.
B: Related Digestive Abnormality. C: Regional Desalination
Allocation. D: Recommended Dietary Allowance.

13. plaque (n.) - A: swelling. B: weak spot. C: puncture.
D: deposit of fat.

14. serotonin (n.) - A: cholesterol-reducing substance.
B: chemical. C: artificial sweetener. D: herbal tea.

15. gustatory (adj.) - pertaining to A: taste. B: over-
eating. C: sourness. D: spicy food.

16. amino acids (n.) - A: food preservatives. B: pesticides.
C: protein "building blocks." D: cleansing solutions.

17. fructose (n.) - A: coloring. B: fruit sugar. C: liquid
diet. D: soybean milk.

18. gastronomic (adj.) - having to do with A: stomach acid.
B: a medical procedure. C: eating well. D: inexpensive food.

19. polyunsaturated (adj.) - with fat content that is
A: high. B: medium. C: nonexistent. D: low.

20. sodium chloride (n.) - A: table salt. B: bubbly drink.
C: baking soda. D: antacid.

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{Your Personality Test}

Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character.
Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character
do you most resemble?

A group of investigators got together and analyzed
the personalities of well know and modern cartoon
characters. -

The information that was gathered was made into
this test:

Answer all the questions with what describes you
best, then add up all your points at the end and
look for your results.
Write you answers on a piece of paper numbered
1-10...

1) Which one of the following describes the
perfect date?
a)Candlelight dinner b) Fun/Theme Park
c) Painting in the park d) Rock concert
e) Going to the movies.

2) What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll b) Alternative c) Soft Rock
d) Country e)Pop.

3) What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy b) Horror c) Musical d) Romance
e) Documentary.

4) Which one of these occupations would you
choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter b) Professional Sports Player
c)Teacher d) Police e) Cashier.

5) What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise b) Read c)Watch television
d) Listen to music e) Sleep.

6) Which one of the following colors do you
like best?
a)Yellow b)White c) Sky Blue d) Dark Blue
e) Red.

7) What do you prefer to eat right now?
a) Snow b) Pizza c)Sushi d) Pasta e) Salad

8) What is your favorite Holiday?
a) Halloween b) Christmas c) New Year
d) Valentines Day e)Thanksgiving.

9) If you could go to one of these places which
one would it be?
a) Paris b) Spain c) Las Vegas d) Hawaii e) Hollywood.

10) With which of the following would you prefer to
spend time with?
a) Someone Smart b) Someone attractive
c) Someone who likes to Party
d) Someone who always has fun
e) Someone very sentimental.

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{Air Force 1}

Air Force One is the air traffic control call sign of any
U.S. Air Force aircraft carrying the President of the
United States. Since 1990, the presidential fleet has
consisted of two specifically configured, highly customized
Boeing 747-200B series aircraft�tail numbers 28000
and 29000�with Air Force designation VC-25A. While
these planes are only referred to as "Air Force One"
while the president is on board, the term is commonly
used to describe either of the two aircraft normally used
and maintained by the U.S. Air Force solely for the president.

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{Weekend Riddles}

1) You go in through one hole and come out three.
What am I?

2) Little Billy went with his friends to play.

In the morning he got three strikes and was made to sit
down. In the afternoon he got three strikes and was
applauded and cheered. In the evening he got only one
strike and the police were called. Why was that?

3) I watched as he stole it. He wasn't even sneaky about it.
I think he might have forgot it or something, because he fled
the scene without it. Some seemed to support the "crime",
and some did not. Nonetheless, he went home without being
arrested. Who is this mysterious man?

4) My work is based on give and take
I can make a difference by a hand shake
The older I get the smaller I grow
And my best friend is my worst foe
What am I?

5) I have lived for thousands of years,
yet I have never seen another of my kind.

I was old during the time of Christ,
but I remain a mystery to this very day.

I yearn to speak, to roar, to prowl this eternal beach,
for my four feet have never run.

I see, I hear, I feel the wind,
but your scent I will never catch.

What am I?

6) Here is a quotation with all the spaces and
vowels removed. What is the quotation?

TRRSHMNTFRGVDVN

7) Seven letters are we,
Three different words we make.
Guess us or be ridiculed;
Your reputation's at stake.

The first has pictures,
Paintings and such.
The second causes sneezing,
From ragweed or dust.
The third is an adverb,
It's hard to explain
It's the same as immensely
But it's much more plain.

These clues are sparse
This riddle may be tough.
But if you are smart
Then it will be enough.

8) I am tied up at least once a day
And forced to carry ten nails.
I work diligently without any pay
And follow your many trails.

I do not smell very well
But at least I have many eyes.
I have two tongues but never yell
And I'll bet you know my size.
What am I?

9) Most people by now have me
Many people have paid much to get rid of me
And many of the same have paid to get me
I am constantly in your business and sometimes
make things very easy
Other times I am a pest and ruin most things I touch
What am I?

10) A man was hiking in the hills for the first time and, for
safety, he brings along two guides. At the beginning of the
hike, the first guide said, "Keep all personal items close,
stay behind me, and above all else, keep your balance around
the steep drop offs!" The second guide had never been on such
a long hike and, despite the warnings, tumbled off one of
the high cliffs and rolled into a valley. The second guides'
spine was broken in the fall. The man and the first guide
watched the fall, shrugged, and moved on. Why did they
offer no help or concern?

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{Prof Howdy's Receiving A Challenge}

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Subject: Funny Trunk Monkey Video

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Date: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:24 pm
Subject: Happy President's Day + Pictures Of Northern Illinois U. Victims

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"I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man.
All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to
us through this book." -- President Abraham Lincoln

"It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and
the Bible." - President George Washington

"The Bible is the anchor of our liberties."
- President U.S. Grant

"That Book is the rock on which our Republic rests."
- President Andrew Jackson

"So great is my veneration for the Bible that the earlier
my children begin to read it the more confident will be my
hope that they will prove useful citizens of their country
and respectable members of society. I have for many years
made it a practice to read through the Bible once every year."
- President John Quincy Adams

"America was born a Christian nation. America was born
to exemplify that devotion to the elements of righteousness,
which are derived from the revelations of Holy Scriptures.
Part of the destiny of Americans lies in their daily perusal
of this great book of revelations. That if they would see
America free and pure they will make their own spirits
free and pure by this baptism of the Holy Spirit."
--President Woodrow Wilson

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With A Song In My Heart

With a song in my heart
I behold your adorable face.
Just a song at the start
but it soon is a hymn to your grace.

When the music swells
I'm touching you hand
It tells that you're standing near, and ..
At the sound of your voice
heaven opens its portals to me.

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Can I help but rejoice
that a song such as ours came to be?
But I always knew
I would live life through
with a song in my heart for you.

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Your Grandmother's Music

Died: February 4, 1983
Born: March 2, 1950

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Descoberta Nova

A UNC botanist claimed to have discovered
a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently
it just...

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Your Grandfather's Music?

Died: February 3, 1959
Born: September 7, 1936

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El Dios Le ama

http://www.p4a.com/item_images/medium/19/83/48-1.jpg

Three UNC students were having a picnic in the park.
One of the took out a can of "one-calorie" diet cola and
poured it equally into three cups.

She drank hers and the second one did the same but
the third UNC student just stared at her cup suspiciously.

"I wonder who...

*The Rest of the Story:

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Blue Moon

You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Blue moon -
you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for
And then suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms could ever hold
I heard somebody whisper 'please adore me'
But when I looked, that moon had turned to gold

Blue moon -
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own...

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What Ever Happened
To The Twelve?

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Lesen Sie Ihre Bibel

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Monday's Riddles

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1) I know a thousand faces,
and count the tailed heads,
feasting bright upon the eyes,
of many who have died.
wielding well a mighty power,
who hath but humble stature.
Masses fall upon their knees,
to scare behold my only side!

2) With pointed fangs it sits and waits,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

3) Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.
What am I?

4) Sometimes I am square,
Sometimes I am not.
help to keep you dry,
and sometimes to keep
you from getting hot.
I am in the color you
want me to be,
And am there for the
whole world to see.

5) A man is pushing his car. He stops in front of a hotel
and immediately knows he is bankrupt. How did he know?

6) Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only
sister's husband's sister-in-law. He has no brothers. What
do you call this lady?

7) In this limerick, which concerns a young man of limited
mental ability, all the A's, P's, R's, I's and L's have
been omitted, nearly 50 in all. Can you replace them?

vte te, on de,
ceesy shoudeed sde.
ced sge: "Stnd t ese,
esent ms, f you ese.
vet Gss hs new knd of bde!"

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McCarran International Airport

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Setting off the alarm while passing through a metal detector
at McCarran Intl. Airport in Las Vegas, a traveling UNC*
grad was asked by a security agent if she had any change.

"Shoot," the UNC grad says, turning towards her husband,
I told you we should of gone to...

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How Many Students Have To Die???
Guest Op-Ed

�Fear no man of any size, call on me and I�ll equalize.�
�Common engraving on Frontier firearms

�Call me simple. Call me a redneck. Call me whatever the
heck you wanna call me�but until we allow credible and
licensed, proven and protective professors and students
to carry a weapon (gun) on campus, we will see this
murderous madness occur again and again and again.�

That paragraph was lifted from my April 21st, 2007 column
from Townhall.com right after Cho Seung-Hui (or Seung-Hui
Cho, however the heck you arrange his name) killed 32 students
on Virginia Tech�s campus. Remember that?

As I easily predicted back in April 2007, here we are, less than
a year later, being forced to watch (one more time) a bloody yet
easily-remedied BS scenario from hades unfold upon our nation�s
young people.

Last Thursday at Northern Illinois University, the now resident
of hell, Stephen Kazmierczak, strolled into a class packed with
162 students and opened fire with a shotgun and three handguns,
killing five students and wounding sixteen others and firing over
50 rounds before the toad killed himself (why can�t they start
with suicide?).

Un-be-lievable.

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Who Reads This Blog Anyway?

Num	Perc.	Country Name
266	63.33%	United States
33	7.86%	Italy
18	4.29%	Canada
17	4.05%	United Kingdom
13	3.10%	India
12	2.86%	Unknown	-
9	2.14%	Greece
7	1.67%	Australia
6	1.43%	Belgium
6	1.43%	Norway
5	1.19%	Philippines
4	0.95%	Germany
3	0.71%	Andorra
2	0.48%	Portugal
2	0.48%	Myanmar
2	0.48%	Argentina
2	0.48%	Israel
2	0.48%	Spain
2	0.48%	Saudi Arabia
2	0.48%	Brunei Darussalam
2	0.48%	Singapore
1	0.24%	Tunisia
1	0.24%	Ghana
1	0.24%	Switzerland
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1	0.24%	Austria

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This will change completely in the next few
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ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI

But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV

*Unknown may possibly be N. Korea...

Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wu�ten Sie, da� Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Voc� soube que o deus o ama?
�Usted sab�a que el dios le ama?

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A Comparison

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Subject: Pictures Of Northern Illinois U. Victims + Happy President's Day

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A UNC botanist claimed to have discovered
a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently
it just...

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{Your Grandfather's Music?}

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{El Dios Le ama}

Three UNC students were having a picnic in the park.
One of the took out a can of "one-calorie" diet cola and
poured it equally into three cups.

She drank hers and the second one did the same but
the third UNC student just stared at her cup suspiciously.

"I wonder who...

*The Rest of the Story:
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{Blue Moon}

You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Blue moon -
you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for
And then suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms could ever hold
I heard somebody whisper 'please adore me'
But when I looked, that moon had turned to gold

Blue moon -
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own...

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{What Ever Happened
To The Twelve?}

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{Lesen Sie Ihre Bibel}

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{Monday's Riddles}

1) I know a thousand faces,
and count the tailed heads,
feasting bright upon the eyes,
of many who have died.
wielding well a mighty power,
who hath but humble stature.
Masses fall upon their knees,
to scare behold my only side!

2) With pointed fangs it sits and waits,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

3) Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.
What am I?

4) Sometimes I am square,
Sometimes I am not.
help to keep you dry,
and sometimes to keep
you from getting hot.
I am in the color you
want me to be,
And am there for the
whole world to see.

5) A man is pushing his car. He stops in front of a hotel
and immediately knows he is bankrupt. How did he know?

6) Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only
sister's husband's sister-in-law. He has no brothers. What
do you call this lady?

7) In this limerick, which concerns a young man of limited
mental ability, all the A's, P's, R's, I's and L's have
been omitted, nearly 50 in all. Can you replace them?

vte te, on de,
ceesy shoudeed sde.
ced sge: "Stnd t ese,
esent ms, f you ese.
vet Gss hs new knd of bde!"

*ANSWERS:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

{McCarran International Airport}

Setting off the alarm while passing through a metal detector
at McCarran Intl. Airport in Las Vegas, a traveling UNC*
grad was asked by a security agent if she had any change.

"Shoot," the UNC grad says, turning towards her husband,
I told you we should of gone to...

*The Rest of the Story:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

{How Many Students Have To Die?
Guest Op-Ed}

"Fear no man of any size, call on me and I'll equalize."
-Common engraving on Frontier firearms

"Call me simple. Call me a redneck. Call me whatever the
heck you wanna call me-but until we allow credible and
licensed, proven and protective professors and students
to carry a weapon (gun) on campus, we will see this
murderous madness occur again and again and again."

That paragraph was lifted from my April 21st, 2007 column
from Townhall.com right after Cho Seung-Hui (or Seung-Hui
Cho, however the heck you arrange his name) killed 32 students
on Virginia Tech's campus. Remember that?

As I easily predicted back in April 2007, here we are, less than
a year later, being forced to watch (one more time) a bloody yet
easily-remedied BS scenario from hades unfold upon our nation's
young people.

Last Thursday at Northern Illinois University, the now resident
of hell, Stephen Kazmierczak, strolled into a class packed with
162 students and opened fire with a shotgun and three handguns,
killing five students and wounding sixteen others and firing over
50 rounds before the toad killed himself (why can't they start
with suicide?).

Un-be-lievable.

*The Rest of the Story:
http://ThoughtHumorHowdy.notlong.com

{Who Reads This Blog Anyway?}

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26663.33%United States
337.86%Italy
184.29%Canada
174.05%United Kingdom
133.10%India
122.86%Unknown-
92.14%Greece
71.67%Australia
61.43%Belgium
61.43%Norway
51.19%Philippines
40.95%Germany
30.71%Andorra
20.48%Portugal
20.48%Myanmar
20.48%Argentina
20.48%Israel
20.48%Spain
20.48%Saudi Arabia
20.48%Brunei Darussalam
20.48%Singapore
10.24%Tunisia
10.24%Ghana
10.24%Switzerland
10.24%Sri Lanka
10.24%Austria

Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 7 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI

But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV

*Unknown may possibly be N. Korea...

Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wu�ten Sie, da� Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Voc� soube que o deus o ama?
�Usted sab�a que el dios le ama?

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{Muhammad or Jesus?
A Comparison}

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Date: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:20 pm
Subject: Pizza, Riddles, Cartoons & Humor + Thought

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UNC Pizza Stop

A UNC grad stopped by a pizza shop one night
and ordered a medium pizza.The Italian owner
asked "How would you like that cut, in six or
four pieces?"After some thought, the UNC
student answered...

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Tuesday's Riddles

1) They say I came from Africa.
I suppose that may be true.
But the type I am was mostly played
In a place where grass is blue.
Of wood and pearl, skin and steel,
You could say I am high strung.
My neck looks like a ladder,
With brass on every rung.

What am I?

2) It can be said:
To be gold is to be good,
To be stone is to be nothing,
To be glass is to be fragile,
To be cold is to be cruel.

What am I?

3) My thunder comes before my lightning.
My lightning comes before my rain.
My rain dries up all the land it touches.

What am I?

4) I don't have eyes,
But once I did see.
Once I had thoughts,
But now I'm white and empty.
What am I?

5) Until I am measured,
I am not known.
Yet how you miss me,
When I have flown.

What am I?

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Party Quiz*

Solve these puzzles by saying them out loud
or slowly in your head until you "hear" the
answer. Print Out For Your Next Party!

Example:
LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place)
Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)
2. SHUN EYE AT WEIGH IN (person)
3. SHARE ANDS HONE (person)
4. HEAD THERE LAW CLEAR (person)
5. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)

6. JAW AS SICK PARK (movie)
7. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN (fictional character)
8. MY GULCH HOARD IN (person)
9. RUN OLD RAY GUN (person)
10. THESE HOUND DOVE MOO SICK (movie)

11. MOW BEAD HICK (book)
12. BILK LINT TON (bad person)
13. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (product)
14. ALL LANE US MORE HE SAT (singer)
15. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)

16. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)
17. DOCKED HEARSE WHOSE (person)
18. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)
19. BUCK SPUN HE (fictional character)
20. ROW BIN WELL HAMS (person)

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Speak, Beg & Play Dead

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UNC Spelling

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Q: How does a UNC student spell farm?

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How's That Again?

"Hey Benny," said Lou, "I just bought me
a brand new hearing aide. It cost me $4,000,
and it's state of the art."

"That right?" answered Ben. "What kind is it?"

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Is This Very Nice UNC?

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We must be concerned with others feelings!

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UNC Zoo

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There was this truck driver who had to deliver 5 penguins to
the N.C. Zoo. As he was driving his truck through North Carolina,
his truck breaks down near Chapel Hill*. After about 3 hours,
he waves another truck down and offers the driver (who just
happen to be a recent UNC grad) $500 to take these penguins
to the zoo for him...

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Vos Amours De P�re De Cr�ateur Vous !

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Voor God zo Gehouden van de Wereld

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contains errors.

A guest at dinner noticed the small family dog
looking hungrily at every bite she took. Finally
she took a small piece of meat from her plate
and held it up for him. "Speak!" she said to
the dog. The dog says...

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Peru

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260	63.88%	United States
16	3.93%	Canada
14	3.44%	Peru
12	2.95%	Unknown*	-
12	2.95%	United Kingdom
12	2.95%	Australia
10	2.46%	Cote D'ivoire
9	2.21%	Malaysia
8	1.97%	Israel
6	1.47%	Greece
5	1.23%	Netherlands
5	1.23%	Italy
3	0.74%	Germany
3	0.74%	New Zealand
3	0.74%	Jordan
3	0.74%	Poland
3	0.74%	Taiwan
3	0.74%	Philippines
3	0.74%	Sweden
2	0.49%	South Africa
2	0.49%	France
2	0.49%	Czech Republic
2	0.49%	Serbia & Montenegro
2	0.49%	Argentina
1	0.25%	Spain
1	0.25%	Kuwait
1	0.25%	Indonesia
1	0.25%	Japan
1	0.25%	Hong Kong
1	0.25%	India
1	0.25%	Chile

Chile

Monday

Happy President's Day

"I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man.
All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to
us through this book." -- President Abraham Lincoln

"It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and
the Bible." - President George Washington

"The Bible is the anchor of our liberties." - President U.S. Grant

"That Book is the rock on which our Republic rests." - President Andrew Jackson

"So great is my veneration for the Bible that the earlier my children begin
to read it the more confident will be my hope that they will prove useful
citizens of their country and respectable members of society. I have for
many years made it a practice to read through the Bible once every year."
- President John Quincy Adams

For Christians, the life and death of Jesus are the ultimate
expressions of love, and the supreme demonstrations of
God's mercy, faithfulness, and redemption. Since Christ's
miraculous Resurrection on Easter, more than 2,000 years
ago, Christians have expressed joy and gratitude for this
wondrous sacrifice and for God's promise of freedom for
the oppressed, healing for the brokenhearted, and salvation.
--President George W. Bush

With A Song In My Heart

With a song in my heart
I behold your adorable face.
Just a song at the start
but it soon is a hymn to your grace.

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When the music swells
I'm touching you hand
It tells that your're standing near, and ..
At the sound of your voice
heaven opens its portals to me.

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LISTEN!!!

Your Grandmother's Music

Died: February 4, 1983
Born: March 2, 1950

Musician. Her and brother Richard had eight Gold albums,
five Platinum albums, and ten Gold singles in America.
Between 1970 and 1980, The Carpenters were the #1 best -
selling American group. In their first year, the Carpenters
had four Top 5 hits - twice the number of any other artist
during that period. Among their many accomplishments,
they sit second on the list of "Artists With The Most #2
Hits" with five, Elvis Presley had six. Karen died un -
expectedly at her parents' home in 1983 from heart failure,
the result of years of anorexia nervosa.

Descoberta Nova

A UNC botanist claimed to have discovered
a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently
it just packs up its trunk and leaves.

Your Grandfather's Music?

Died: February 3, 1959
Born: September 7, 1936

U.S. singer and songwriter. Holly played in country-music bands
while in high school,but would later switch to rock and roll.
Holly and his band, the Crickets, had hits with such songs as
"That'll Be the Day," "Peggy Sue," and "Oh, Boy!" Holly died
at 22 in a plane crash, along with the singers Richie Valens
and The Big Bopper (Jape Richardson). He left behind many
recordings which were released posthumously, and he soon
attained legendary stature; he was part of the first group
inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

El Dios Le ama

Blue Moon

What Ever Happened
To The Twelve?

ANSWER!!!

Lesen Sie Ihre Bibel

Monday's Riddles

2) With pointed fangs it sits and waits,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

3) Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.
What am I?

4) Sometimes I am square,
Sometimes I am not.
help to keep you dry,
and sometimes to keep
you from getting hot.
I am in the color you
want me to be,
And am there for the
whole world to see.

5) A man is pushing his car. He stops in front of a hotel
and immediately knows he is bankrupt. How did he know?

6) Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only
sister's husband's sister-in-law. He has no brothers. What
do you call this lady?

McCarran International Airport

How Many Students Have To Die?
Guest Op-Ed

�Fear no man of any size, call on me and I�ll equalize.�
�Common engraving on Frontier firearms

Un-be-lievable.

The victims, Gayle Dubowski, 20, Catalina Garcia, 20, Julianna
Gehant, 32, Ryanne Mace, 19, and Daniel Parmenter, 20, were
accomplished students full of life, hopes and dreams that were
cut down before they ever hit their stride. If that happened to
one of my kids I would be gutted and extremely PO�ed that
their campus had pretty much nothing in place to stop this kind
of mayhem. No one was there to stop Kazmierczak. A prof or
an �of age� licensed to carry student with a pistol probably
could have.

The NIU slaughter�which was, by the way, one of 45 shootings
(five this week) since 1996 that have occurred on campuses in
the United States in �gun free zones��will not be the last. The
mass murderers among us have taken quite the shinin� to shooting
up our students at their schools. The principal reason is that it�s
so easy for them to carry out their death wishes because university
officials will not allow good guys with guns to carry in class and
be an onsite deterrent to death-dealing dillweeds.

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266	63.33%	United States
33	7.86%	Italy
18	4.29%	Canada
17	4.05%	United Kingdom
13	3.10%	India
12	2.86%	Unknown	-
9	2.14%	Greece
7	1.67%	Australia
6	1.43%	Belgium
6	1.43%	Norway
5	1.19%	Philippines
4	0.95%	Germany
3	0.71%	Andorra
2	0.48%	Portugal
2	0.48%	Myanmar
2	0.48%	Argentina
2	0.48%	Israel
2	0.48%	Spain
2	0.48%	Saudi Arabia
2	0.48%	Brunei Darussalam
2	0.48%	Singapore
1	0.24%	Tunisia
1	0.24%	Ghana
1	0.24%	Switzerland
1	0.24%	Sri Lanka
1	0.24%	Austria

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A Comparison

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Date: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:42 pm
Subject: Pizza, Riddles, Cartoons & Humor + Great Thought For You

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A UNC grad stopped by a pizza shop one night
and ordered a medium pizza.The Italian owner
asked "How would you like that cut, in six or
four pieces?"After some thought, the UNC
student answered...

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{Tuesday's Riddles}

1) They say I came from Africa.
I suppose that may be true.
But the type I am was mostly played
In a place where grass is blue.
Of wood and pearl, skin and steel,
You could say I am high strung.
My neck looks like a ladder,
With brass on every rung.

What am I?

2) It can be said:
To be gold is to be good,
To be stone is to be nothing,
To be glass is to be fragile,
To be cold is to be cruel.

What am I?

3) My thunder comes before my lightning.
My lightning comes before my rain.
My rain dries up all the land it touches.

What am I?

4) I don't have eyes,
But once I did see.
Once I had thoughts,
But now I'm white and empty.
What am I?

5) Until I am measured,
I am not known.
Yet how you miss me,
When I have flown.

What am I?

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{Party Quiz}

Solve these puzzles by saying them out loud
or slowly in your head until you "hear" the
answer. Print Out For Your Next Party!

Example:
LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place)
Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)
2. SHUN EYE AT WEIGH IN (person)
3. SHARE ANDS HONE (person)
4. HEAD THERE LAW CLEAR (person)
5. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)

6. JAW AS SICK PARK (movie)
7. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN (fictional character)
8. MY GULCH HOARD IN (person)
9. RUN OLD RAY GUN (person)
10. THESE HOUND DOVE MOO SICK (movie)

11. MOW BEAD HICK (book)
12. BILK LINT TON (bad person)
13. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (product)
14. ALL LANE US MORE HE SAT (singer)
15. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)

16. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)
17. DOCKED HEARSE WHOSE (person)
18. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)
19. BUCK SPUN HE (fictional character)
20. ROW BIN WELL HAMS (person)

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{Speak, Beg & Play Dead}

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{UNC Spelling}

Q: How does a UNC student spell farm?

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{How's That Again?}

"Hey Benny," said Lou, "I just bought me
a brand new hearing aide. It cost me $4,000,
and it's state of the art."

"That right?" answered Ben. "What kind is it?"

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{Is This Very Nice UNC?}

We must be concerned with others feelings!

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{UNC Zoo}

There was this truck driver who had to deliver 5 penguins to
the N.C. Zoo. As he was driving his truck through North Carolina,
his truck breaks down near Chapel Hill. After about 3 hours,
he waves another truck down and offers the driver (who just
happen to be a recent UNC grad) $500 to take these penguins
to the zoo for him...

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{Vos Amours De P�re De Cr�ateur Vous !}

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{Voor God zo Gehouden van de Wereld}

A guest at dinner noticed the small family dog
looking hungrily at every bite she took. Finally
she took a small piece of meat from her plate
and held it up for him. "Speak!" she said to
the dog. The dog says...

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{Who Reads This Blog Anyway?}

NumPerc.Country Name

26063.88%United States
163.93%Canada
143.44%Peru
122.95%Unknown*-
122.95%United Kingdom
122.95%Australia
102.46%Cote D'ivoire
92.21%Malaysia
81.97%Israel
61.47%Greece
51.23%Netherlands
51.23%Italy
30.74%Germany
30.74%New Zealand
30.74%Jordan
30.74%Poland
30.74%Taiwan
30.74%Philippines
30.74%Sweden
20.49%South Africa
20.49%France
20.49%Czech Republic
20.49%Serbia & Montenegro
20.49%Argentina
10.25%Spain
10.25%Kuwait
10.25%Indonesia
10.25%Japan
10.25%Hong Kong
10.25%India
10.25%Chile

Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 7 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI

But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV

*Unknown may possibly be N. Korea...

Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wu�ten Sie, da� Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Voc� soube que o deus o ama?
�Usted sab�a que el dios le ama?

{Happy President's Day}

"I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man.
All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to
us through this book." -- President Abraham Lincoln

"It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and
the Bible." - President George Washington

"The Bible is the anchor of our liberties." - President U.S. Grant

"That Book is the rock on which our Republic rests." - President Andrew
Jackson

"So great is my veneration for the Bible that the earlier my children begin
to read it the more confident will be my hope that they will prove useful
citizens of their country and respectable members of society. I have for
many years made it a practice to read through the Bible once every year."
- President John Quincy Adams

"America was born a Christian nation. America was born
to exemplify that devotion to the elements of righteousness,
which are derived from the revelations of Holy Scriptures.
Part of the destiny of Americans lies in their daily perusal
of this great book of revelations. That if they would see
America free and pure they will make their own spirits
free and pure by this baptism of the Holy Spirit."
--President Woodrow Wilson

For Christians, the life and death of Jesus are the ultimate
expressions of love, and the supreme demonstrations of
God's mercy, faithfulness, and redemption. Since Christ's
miraculous Resurrection on Easter, more than 2,000 years
ago, Christians have expressed joy and gratitude for this
wondrous sacrifice and for God's promise of freedom for
the oppressed, healing for the brokenhearted, and salvation.
--President George W. Bush

{With A Song In My Heart}

With a song in my heart
I behold your adorable face.
Just a song at the start
but it soon is a hymn to your grace.

When the music swells
I'm touching you hand
It tells that you're standing near, and ..
At the sound of your voice
heaven opens its portals to me.

Can I help but rejoice
that a song such as ours came to be?
But I always knew
I would live life through
with a song in my heart for you.

LISTEN!!!

{Your Grandmother's Music}

Died: February 4, 1983
Born: March 2, 1950

Musician. Her and brother Richard had eight Gold albums,
five Platinum albums, and ten Gold singles in America.
Between 1970 and 1980, The Carpenters were the #1 best -
selling American group. In their first year, the Carpenters
had four Top 5 hits - twice the number of any other artist
during that period. Among their many accomplishments,
they sit second on the list of "Artists With The Most #2
Hits" with five, Elvis Presley had six. Karen died un -
expectedly at her parents' home in 1983 from heart failure,
the result of years of anorexia nervosa.

{Descoberta Nova}

A UNC botanist claimed to have discovered
a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently
it just packs up its trunk and leaves.

{Your Grandfather's Music?}

Died: February 3, 1959
Born: September 7, 1936

U.S. singer and songwriter. Holly played in country-music bands
while in high school,but would later switch to rock and roll.
Holly and his band, the Crickets, had hits with such songs as
"That'll Be the Day," "Peggy Sue," and "Oh, Boy!" Holly died
at 22 in a plane crash, along with the singers Richie Valens
and The Big Bopper (Jape Richardson). He left behind many
recordings which were released posthumously, and he soon
attained legendary stature; he was part of the first group
inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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Subject: Patriotic Videos For Michelle Obama To Watch

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Hey Michelle Obama - I'm proud of our
country now and always have been!

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Subject: Which Michelle Do You Believe?

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Michelle Obama's America -- and Mine
Which Michelle Do You Believe?
Guest Op-Ed

Michelle Obama

Like Michelle Obama, I am a "woman of color."
Like Michelle Obama, I am a working mother
of two young children. Like Michelle Obama,
I am a member of the 13th generation of
Americans born since the founding of our
great nation.

Unlike Michelle Obama, I can't keep track
of the number of times I've been proud --
really proud -- of my country since I was
born and privileged to live in it...

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Yesterday was the most hits that 'T & H' ever had - over 8000

and the lead article was about Michelle Obama's quote about the

USA. Over night (when Europe would have opened their e-mail)

the USA was knocked out of first place (in blog visits) by Italy - that

has never happened before on this blog that the USA was not #1

in readers...

This Morning's Readers around 7 a.m. EST:

Num	ISP	City	Region	Country Name
47	Tel Aviv University Network	Tel Aviv	Tel Aviv	Israel
40	Universita' Di Trento	Trento	Trentino-alto Adige	Italy
23	Universita' Degli Studi Di Padova	Padova	Veneto	Italy
18	Infnet	Rome	Lazio	Italy
14	Charter Communications	-	-	United States
11	T-com Croatia Internet Network	Split	Splitsko-dalmatinska	Croatia
10	Verizon Internet Services Inc	-	-	United States
8	Axiom Spa Public Subnet	Rome	Lazio	Italy
8	Bellsouth.net Inc	Charlotte	North Carolina	United States
8	Universita' Degli Studi Di Roma La Sapienza	Rome	Lazio	Italy
8	Road Runner Holdco Llc	Cary	North Carolina	United States
7	Lund University	Lund	Skane	Sweden
6	Optimum Online (cablevision Systems)	Stamford	Connecticut	United States
5	Adsl And Leased Line Customers	-	-	Saudi Arabia
5	European University Institute	Firenze	Toscana	Italy
5	Ambasada Tunisa	Belgrade	Srbija (serbia)	Serbia And Montenegro
5	Comcast Cable Communications Holdings Inc	Boston	Massachusetts	United States
5	Briut-clalit	Tel Aviv	Tel Aviv	Israel
4	University Of Montana	Missoula	Montana	United States
4	Teledisnet Isp	Liege	Liege	Belgium
4	National Academic Network And Information Center	-	-	Turkey
4	Infoweb(fujitsu Ltd.)	Tokyo	Tokyo	Japan
4	The Pennsylvania State University	University Park	Pennsylvania	United States
4	Comcast Cable Communications Inc	Toms River	New Jersey	United States
4	Bb-hfa	-	-	Israel
4	Bras5.irvnca	Torrance	California	United States
3	Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India	Mumbai	Maharashtra	India
3	Bharti Infotel Ltd	Delhi	Delhi	India
3	Telekom Malaysia Berhad	Kuala Lumpur	Wilayah Persekutuan	Malaysia
3	Swiss Federal Government	Bern	Bern	Switzerland
3	Georgia State University	New York	New York	United States
3	Ecole Des Hautes Etudes Commerciales (hec)	Montreal	Quebec	Canada
3	Michigan State University	Lansing	Michigan	United States
3	Deutsche Telekom Ag	-	-	Germany
3	Telefonica De Argentina	-	-	Argentina
3	Faisaliah	-	-	Saudi Arabia
3	Saudinet Adsl Business Service	-	-	Saudi Arabia
3	Sbc Internet Services	-	-	United States
3	Embarq Corporation	Winter Park	Florida	United States
2	Mtnl Cat B Isp	-	-	India
2	Brennercom Ag/spa	-	-	Italy
2	Computing Center - University Of Modena	Modena	Emilia-romagna	Italy
2	Ntl Infrastructure - Poole	Reading	England	United Kingdom
2	Omnium Des Tlcommunications Et De L'internet	-	-	Benin
2	Inet	-	-	Italy
2	Green.ch Ag Brugg Switzerland	Zurich	Zurich	Switzerland
2	United States Postal Service	Riverside	California	United States
2	Alltel Corporation	Little Rock	Arkansas	United States
2	Pccw Limited	Hong Kong	Hong Kong (sar)	Hong Kong
2	Tpg Internet Pty Ltd	Sydney	New South Wales	Australia
2	Provider	Bamako	Bamako	Mali
2	Al Faisaliah Internet Services & Technology	-	-	Saudi Arabia
2	University Of Western Ontario	Montreal	Quebec	Canada
2	Telepac - Comunicacoes Interactivas Sa	Cascais	Lisboa	Portugal
2	Sympatico Hse	Toronto	Ontario	Canada
2	Starostwo Powiatowe W Bartoszycach	-	-	Poland
2	Tt Adsl-alcatel Static_ulus	-	-	Turkey
2	Link Egypt	Cairo	Al Qahirah	Egypt
2	Tel Hashomer Hospital	Lod	Hamerkaz (central)	Israel
2	Oppida Ltd	-	-	United Kingdom
2	Infraestructura Red Y Servicios Ip	-	-	Spain
2	Chtd Chunghwa Telecom Co. Ltd	-	-	Taiwan
2	Easynet Dial-up Service	-	-	Saudi Arabia
2	Pppox Pool - Bras21.rcsntx	Dallas	Texas	United States
2	Brunet Jabatan Telekom Brunei Darussalam	Tutong	Tutong	Brunei Darussalam
2	Northeastern State University	Tahlequah	Oklahoma	United States
2	Netvision	-	-	Israel
2	Toledo Telephone Co Inc	Toledo	Washington	United States
2	Free Internet Dial-up Services	Budoia	Friuli-venezia Giulia	Italy
2	Proxad / Free Sas	Nice	Provence-alpes-cote D'azur	France
2	Cox Communications Inc	Tulsa	Oklahoma	United States
2	Comcast Cable Communications Ip Services	Mt. Laurel	New Jersey	United States
2	O1 Dialup Services	Sacramento	California	United States
2	Uf	-	-	Japan
2	Pppox Pool - Rback15.sndgca	Los Angeles	California	United States
2	Telecomplus	-	-	Mauritius
2	Cables-customers-connection	Tel Aviv	Tel Aviv	Israel
2	Georgia Online Adsl Network	-	-	Georgia
2	Istituto Universitario Europeo Public Subnet	Firenze	Toscana	Italy
1	Qatar Universiry	-	-	Qatar
1	Telkom Sa Ltd	-	-	South Africa
1	Infn (national Institute Of Nuclear Physics)	-	-	Italy
1	Emirates Telecommunications Corporation	Dubai	Dubai	United Arab Emirates
1	Ftip002705972 Bruichladdich Distillery Company Ltd	-	-	United Kingdom
1	Anglia Polytechnic University Cambridge	Castletown	Isle Of Man	United Kingdom
1	Pppox Pool - Bras1 Pltn	Oakland	California	United States
1	Societe Nationale Des Telecommunications Du Senegal	Dakar	Kaolack	Senegal
1	New Jersey Institute Of Technology	New York	New York	United States
1	University Of Cambridge	-	-	United Kingdom
1	Telenet Operaties N.v	-	-	Belgium
1	Lukoil-inform-lukoilperm	Moscow	Moskva	Russian Federation
1	Nib (national Internet Backbone)	Delhi	Delhi	India
1	Comcast Cable Communications	Portland	Oregon	United States
1	Cox Communications	Henderson	Nevada	United States
1	Istituto Trentino Di Cultura	-	-	Italy
1	Slippery Rock University	Slippery Rock	Pennsylvania	United States
1	Ausprivate Satellite Broadband Provider Australia	-	-	Australia
1	Comite Gestor Da Internet No Brasil	S�o Paulo	S�o Paulo	Brazil
1	Iqara Telecom India Pvt Ltd	Jaipur	Rajasthan	India
1	Comcast Ip Services L.l.c	Corona	California	United States
1	Information Computer Center	Kiev	Misto Kyyiv	Ukraine
1	Telekom	-	-	Germany
1	State Of Georgia (doas-csd)	Atlanta	Georgia	United States
1	University Of Tennessee Space Institute	Chattanooga	Tennessee	United States
1	Connected By Exatel S.a	-	-	Poland
1	Nicnet India	New Delhi	Delhi	India
1	Swift Global (k) Parkside Towers Network	Nairobi	Nairobi Area	Kenya
1	Shaw Communications Inc	Maple Ridge	British Columbia	Canada
1	Digi Systems	-	-	Saudi Arabia
1	Boise State University	Boise	Idaho	United States
1	Jsc Moldtelecom Sa	Chisinau	Chisinau	Moldova, Republic Of
1	Lir	-	-	Kenya
1	Exxon Mobil Corporation	Irving	Texas	United States
1	Universita` Di Trento	Trento	Trentino-alto Adige	Italy

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Date: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:08 pm
Subject: Shopping Near The Campus

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Shopping Near The UNC Campus

Did you happen to hear about the UNC student
who went to buy some camouflage trousers the
other day but...

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Για τις αμοιβές της αμαρτίας είναι θάνατος -
αλλά το δώρο του Θεού είναι Συνεχής ζωή!

Kitty's Revenge!

An Important UNC Question

Q: Why did the UNC student bake a turkey
for 3 and a half days?

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America's Most Sinful Cities

They say geography is destiny, but perhaps it is
damnation as well.

We have unveiled the American city that has fallen
the farthest from grace in each of the seven deadly
sins ( lust, gluttony, avarice, sloth, wrath, envy and
pride). For each sin we stretched our imagination to
find a workable proxy--murder rates for wrath, per
capita billionaires for avarice--then culled the available
data sources to rank the cities. Some of the results were
surprising: Salt Lake City as America's Vainest City.
Some were not: Detroit as America's Most Murderous.

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HELL!!!

Wednesday's Word Puzzle

http://www.danheller.com/images/Europe/Italy/Sardinia/Alghero/Windows/window-5.jpg

Match the words in the left-hand
column with the correct definition
in the right-hand column.

1. luminary ......... A. Added extrinsically
2. panache .......... B. Peevish; cross
3. mordant ......... C. Biting; caustic
4. capacious ....... D. To beg or obtain by begging
5. twizzle ............ E. A very wide mouth
6. rictus ............. F. Dash or flamboyance in manner or style
7. frampoid ........ G. To twirl or twist something vigorously
8. epigone .......... H. An inferior imitator
9. adventitious ... I. Any body that gives light
10. cadge ........... J. Having capacity

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A Word From Prof Howdy's Dog:

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F�r die L�hne der S�nde sind Tod - aber das Geschenk des Gottes ist ewig Leben!

Can You Translate These?

THESE ARE WELL KNOWN SAYINGS -
CAN YOU TRANSLATE?

1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous.
2. Members of an avian species of identical
....plumage congregate.
3. Surveillance should precede salutations
4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely
....coetaneous profundity.
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over
....precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is
....contiguous to rectitude.
7. The stylus is more potent then the claymore.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
....superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
9. Eschew the implement of correction of vitiate
....the scion.
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an
......unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 F'.

11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence
.....are not truly auriferous.
12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited
.....carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.
13. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
14. A plethora of individual with expertise in culinary
.....techniques vitiate the potable concoctions produced
.....by steeping certain comestibles.
15. Eleemosynary deeds have their insipience intramurally.

16. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
17. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices
......would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous
......projectiles.
18. Neophyte's serendipity.
19. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
......interludes of hadonisita diversion renders John a
......habatudinous fellow.

20. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no
......congaries of a small, green bryophitic plant.
21. A person presenting the ultimate cachination possess
......thereby the optimal cachination.
22. Abstention from any aleatory undertakings precludes
......a potent potential escalation of lucrative nature.
23. Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have the
......potential of fracturing my osseous structures but
......appellations will eternally name innocuous.

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Pour les salaires du p�ch� sont la mort -
mais le cadeau de Dieu est la vie �ternelle !

Prof Howdy In Counseling

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dent Doing?

The image
�http://www.meredith.edu/giving/images/reunion-5.jpg� cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

What is the UNC student doing when she
holds her hands tightly over her ears?

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Wednesday's Riddles

1) I went to the park and there were several boys with their
dogs. Counting heads there are 22. Counting legs there are
68. How many boys and dogs are at the park?

2) Assuming that the vowels are A E I O & U,
name a six-letter word that has no vowels?

3) What do you throw out when you want to use it,
but take in when you don't want to use it?

4) A word or name that is spelled backwards the same as it is
forwards is a linguistic curiosity call a "palindrome." Words
such as BIB, SEES, and MADAM are examples of ordinary palin-
dromes. Many everyday words happen to be palindromes. Listed
below are the definitions of 10 such words, with the numbers
of letters in each palindrome shown in brackets after the
definition. How many of these commonplace palindromes
do you recognize from their definitions?

A) a notable achievement (4)
B) not sloping (5)
C) more blood-colored (6)
D) 12 hours after midnight (4)
E) males and females (5)
F) one who resuscitates another (7)
G) narratives of heroic deeds (5)
H) pertaining to public affairs (5)
I) made wet with dew (5)
J) a mechanical part that causes rotation (7)

5) Can you decipher this famous saying?

That prudent avis which matutinally
deserts the coziness of its abode will
ensnare a vermiculate creature.

6) What has one leg,
but not two.
Never gets fat,
has 15 teeth,
but doesn't chew.
All green and no blue,
bugs don't like them but I do.
What are they?

7) Without a bridle, or a saddle,
across a thing I ride a-straddle.
And those I ride, by help of me,
though almost blind, are made to see.
What am I?

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Voor de lonen van zonde zijn dood -
maar de Gift van God is het Eeuwige Leven!

Michelle Obama's America -- and Mine
Which Michelle Do You Believe???
Guest Op-Ed

Michelle Obama

Unlike Michelle Obama, I can't keep track
of the number of times I've been proud --
really proud -- of my country since I was
born and privileged to live in it...

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Michelle Malkin

Our Blog Readers Today Around
11:30 a.m. EST:

Num	ISP	City	Region	Country Name
24	Bellsouth.net Inc	Miami	Florida	United States
19	Charter Communications	Atlanta	Georgia	United States
18	Comcast Cable Communications Inc	San Jose	California	United States
17	Michigan State University	Lansing	Michigan	United States
11	The Pennsylvania State University	University Park	Pennsylvania	United States
9	Vernet	Norfolk	Virginia	United States
8	Lafayette School Corporation (kevin Little)	Lafayette	Indiana	United States
6	Cox Communications Inc	Omaha	Nebraska	United States
6	University Of Arizona	Phoenix	Arizona	United States
5	University Of Southern California	Los Angeles	California	United States
5	Information Services Division	Dickinson	North Dakota	United States
5	Verizon Internet Services Inc	-	-	United States
5	Comcast Business Communications Inc	Mt. Laurel	New Jersey	United States
5	Infnet	Rome	Lazio	Italy
5	Epb Telecom	Lawrenceville	Georgia	United States
5	University Of Manitoba	Winnipeg	Manitoba	Canada
5	Shaw Communications Inc	Vancouver	British Columbia	Canada
5	Gardner-webb University	Boiling Springs	North Carolina	United States
5	Grand Rapids Community College	Grand Rapids	Michigan	United States
5	Universita' Di Trento	Trento	Trentino-alto Adige	Italy
4	Bowling Green State University	Bowling Green	Ohio	United States
4	Qwest Communications Corporation	Ft. Collins	Colorado	United States
4	Olypen Inc	Pt. Angeles	Washington	United States
4	Regional Educational Media Center	Hancock	Michigan	United States
4	University Of Wisconsin Madison	Madison	Wisconsin	United States
4	Cox Communications	Santa Barbara	California	United States
4	Barnes & Noble	Alexandria	Virginia	United States
4	University Of Wyoming	Bosler	Wyoming	United States
4	Columbia University	New York	New York	United States
4	University Of Tennessee Space Institute	Chattanooga	Tennessee	United States
3	Comcast Cable Communications	Lansing	Michigan	United States
3	University Of Washington	Seattle	Washington	United States
3	Tel Aviv University Network	Tel Aviv	Tel Aviv	Israel
3	Bandwidth.com Inc. - Network Operations	Cary	North Carolina	United States
3	Florida State University	Tallahassee	Florida	United States
3	Slippery Rock University	Slippery Rock	Pennsylvania	United States
3	Harvard University	Boston	Massachusetts	United States
3	Emory University	Atlanta	Georgia	United States
3	Connectlink	Chicago	Illinois	United States
3	Comcast Cable Communications Holdings Inc	Beverly	Massachusetts	United States
3	Princeton University	Princeton	New Jersey	United States
3	Eastern Mennonite University	Harrisonburg	Virginia	United States
3	University Of Colorado	Colorado Springs	Colorado	United States
3	Portland Community College	Portland	Oregon	United States
3	Nova Scotia Data Ltd	-	-	Canada
3	Texas A&m System Health Science Center	College Station	Texas	United States
2	Road Runner Holdco Llc	Canton	Ohio	United States
2	Vtx Services Sa	Geneva	Geneva	Switzerland
2	University Of Western Ontario	London	Ontario	Canada
2	Wireless Telcorp Inc	Las Vegas	Nevada	United States
2	Optimum Online (cablevision Systems)	Spring Valley	New York	United States
2	Ctc Internet Services Inc	Concord	North Carolina	United States
2	Sierra Tel Internet	Oakhurst	California	United States
2	Electric Lightwave Inc	-	-	United States
2	North Carolina Research And Education Network	Chapel Hill	North Carolina	United States
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2	Centurytel Internet Holdings Inc	-	-	United States
2	Lawrence Livermore Laboratory	San Francisco	California	United States
2	Mana Internet Service Provider In French Polynesia	Papeete	French Polynesia	French Polynesia
2	Us Signal Corporation	-	-	United States
2	University Of The Virgin Islands	-	-	Virgin Islands, U.s.
2	Eastern Oregon Net Inc	La Grande	Oregon	United States
2	Higher Technology Services	Chattanooga	Tennessee	United States
2	Barak	-	-	Israel
2	University Of North Carolina At Asheville	Asheville	North Carolina	United States
2	Christ Church Lake Forest	Plano	Texas	United States
2	Heidi Coulter	Plano	Texas	United States
2	Cable & Wireless (barbados) Limited	Bridgetown	St. Michael	Barbados
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2	Gouvernement Du Quebec - Msss	Montreal	Quebec	Canada
2	Puerto Rico Telephone Company	San Juan	Puerto Rico	Puerto Rico
2	University Of California Los Angeles	Los Angeles	California	United States
2	University Of Kentucky	Lexington	Kentucky	United States
2	Seton Hall University	South Orange	New Jersey	United States
2	Grinnell College	Grinnell	Iowa	United States
2	Pittsburg State University	Pittsburg	Kansas	United States
2	North Carolina State University	Raleigh	North Carolina	United States
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2	St Gregory's University	Shawnee	Oklahoma	United States
2	Erskine College	-	South Carolina	United States
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2	Dowling College	Bronx	New York	United States
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2	Pac-west Managed Modem Nas Pool	Sacramento	California	United States
2	Southern Vermont College	Bennington	Vermont	United States
2	Telefonica De Argentina	San Rafael	Jujuy	Argentina
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2	Mebtel Communications	Foley	Alabama	United States
2	Covad Communications Co	Tempe	Arizona	United States
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2	Tulane University	New Orleans	Louisiana	United States
2	Pppox Pool - Rback12.emhril	Plano	Texas	United States
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2	Nvidia	San Jose	California	United States
2	Great Works Internet	Portsmouth	New Hampshire	United States
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1	Rutgers University	Tunkhannock	Pennsylvania	United States
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From: University Administration <humorthought2u@...>
Date: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:30 pm
Subject: Shopping Near Campus Problem

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Did you happen to hear about the UNC student
who went to buy some camouflage trousers the
other day but...

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{An Important UNC Question}

Q: Why did the UNC student bake a turkey
for 3 and a half days?

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{America's Most Sinful Cities}

They say geography is destiny, but perhaps it is
damnation as well.

We have unveiled the American city that has fallen
the farthest from grace in each of the seven deadly
sins ( lust, gluttony, avarice, sloth, wrath, envy and
pride). For each sin we stretched our imagination to
find a workable proxy--murder rates for wrath, per
capita billionaires for avarice--then culled the available
data sources to rank the cities. Some of the results were
surprising: Salt Lake City as America's Vainest City.
Some were not: Detroit as America's Most Murderous.

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{Wednesday's Word Puzzle}

Match the words in the left-hand
column with the correct definition
in the right-hand column.

1. luminary ......... A. Added extrinsically
2. panache .......... B. Peevish; cross
3. mordant ......... C. Biting; caustic
4. capacious ....... D. To beg or obtain by begging
5. twizzle ............ E. A very wide mouth
6. rictus ............. F. Dash or flamboyance in manner or style
7. frampoid ........ G. To twirl or twist something vigorously
8. epigone .......... H. An inferior imitator
9. adventitious ... I. Any body that gives light
10. cadge ........... J. Having capacity

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{Can You Translate These?}

THESE ARE WELL KNOWN SAYINGS -
CAN YOU TRANSLATE?

1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous.
2. Members of an avian species of identical
....plumage congregate.
3. Surveillance should precede salutations
4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely
....coetaneous profundity.
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over
....precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is
....contiguous to rectitude.
7. The stylus is more potent then the claymore.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
....superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
9. Eschew the implement of correction of vitiate
....the scion.
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an
......unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 F'.
11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence
.....are not truly auriferous.
12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited
.....carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.
13. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
14. A plethora of individual with expertise in culinary
.....techniques vitiate the potable concoctions produced
.....by steeping certain comestibles.
15. Eleemosynary deeds have their insipience intramurally.
16. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
17. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices
......would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous
......projectiles.
18. Neophyte's serendipity.
19. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
......interludes of hadonisita diversion renders John a
......habatudinous fellow.
20. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no
......congaries of a small, green bryophitic plant.
21. A person presenting the ultimate cachination possess
......thereby the optimal cachination.
22. Abstention from any aleatory undertakings precludes
......a potent potential escalation of lucrative nature.
23. Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have the
......potential of fracturing my osseous structures but
......appellations will eternally name innocuous.

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{Question}

What is the UNC student doing when she
holds her hands tightly over her ears?

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{Wednesday's Riddles}

1) I went to the park and there were several boys with their
dogs. Counting heads there are 22. Counting legs there are
68. How many boys and dogs are at the park?

2) Assuming that the vowels are A E I O & U,
name a six-letter word that has no vowels?

3) What do you throw out when you want to use it,
but take in when you don't want to use it?

4) A word or name that is spelled backwards the same as it is
forwards is a linguistic curiosity call a "palindrome." Words
such as BIB, SEES, and MADAM are examples of ordinary palin-
dromes. Many everyday words happen to be palindromes. Listed
below are the definitions of 10 such words, with the numbers
of letters in each palindrome shown in brackets after the
definition. How many of these commonplace palindromes
do you recognize from their definitions?

A) a notable achievement (4)
B) not sloping (5)
C) more blood-colored (6)
D) 12 hours after midnight (4)
E) males and females (5)
F) one who resuscitates another (7)
G) narratives of heroic deeds (5)
H) pertaining to public affairs (5)
I) made wet with dew (5)
J) a mechanical part that causes rotation (7)

5) Can you decipher this famous saying?

That prudent avis which matutinally
deserts the coziness of its abode will
ensnare a vermiculate creature.

6) What has one leg,
but not two.
Never gets fat,
has 15 teeth,
but doesn't chew.
All green and no blue,
bugs don't like them but I do.
What are they?

7) Without a bridle, or a saddle,
across a thing I ride a-straddle.
And those I ride, by help of me,
though almost blind, are made to see.
What am I?

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Michelle Obama's America -- and Mine
Which Michelle Do You Believe???
***Guest Op-Ed***

Like Michelle Obama, I am a "woman of color."
Like Michelle Obama, I am a working mother
of two young children. Like Michelle Obama,
I am a member of the 13th generation of
Americans born since the founding of our
great nation.

Unlike Michelle Obama, I can't keep track
of the number of times I've been proud --
really proud -- of my country since I was
born and privileged to live in it...

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Date: Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:02 pm
Subject: A Handy Pocket-Size Excuse List + Music List

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A Handy Pocket-Size Excuse List

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I'd love to but...

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A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop
where two English gents are waiting.

"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
The two English gents just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two
continue to stare.

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"Parlare Italiano?" No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first
Englishman turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe
we should learn a foreign language."

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Thursday's Word Quiz

Match the words in the left-hand
column with the correct definition
in the right-hand column.

1. admonition .... A. To cover with excuses
2. zonked ........... B. To shun; to avoid
3. ablution ......... C. The act of washing or cleansing
4. itinerant ........ D. Gentle or friendly reproof
5. frowzy ........... E. Messy or shabby in personal appearance
6. tomfoolery .... F. Commonly thought or deemed
7. palliate ......... G. Silly behavior (see Prof Howdy)
8. aggress ........ H. Unconscious, stupefied, or sleeping
9. eschew ......... I. To commit the first act of hostility or offense
10. putative ..... J. Passing or traveling about a country

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Thanks Bob

Is This You?

Num	ISP	City	Region	Country Name
26	Michigan State University	Lansing	Michigan	United States
17	Bellsouth.net Inc	Atlanta	Georgia	United States
13	Oklahoma State University	Stillwater	Oklahoma	United States
11	Charter Communications	Atlanta	Georgia	United States
10	Grande Communications Networks Inc	-	-	United States
10	Mcdaniel College	Pulaski	Virginia	United States
9	Earthlink Network Inc	Atlanta	Georgia	United States
8	Road Runner Holdco Llc	Fayetteville	North Carolina	United States
7	University Of Tennessee Space Institute	Tullahoma	Tennessee	United States
7	Citynet	Charleston	West Virginia	United States
6	Level 3 Communications Inc	Washington	Missouri	United States
6	Comcast Cable Communications Inc	Dallas	Texas	United States
6	Comcast Cable Communications Holdings Inc	Atlanta	Georgia	United States
5	West Georgia College	Carrollton	Georgia	United States
5	University Of Arizona	Tucson	Arizona	United States
5	Massachusetts Institute Of Technology	Brighton	Massachusetts	United States
5	Verizon Internet Services Inc	-	-	United States
5	American_university_of_paris	Paris	Ile-de-france	France
5	Stentor National Integrated Communications Network	Charlottetown	Prince Edward Island	Canada
5	Telcove	Louisville	Kentucky	United States
4	Cinergy Communications Company	-	-	United States
4	Mount Allison University	Fredericton	New Brunswick	Canada
4	Harvard University	Boston	Massachusetts	United States
4	Texas A&m University	Corpus Christi	Texas	United States
4	Higher Technology Services	Chattanooga	Tennessee	United States
4	The Pennsylvania State University	University Park	Pennsylvania	United States
4	Concordia University	Montreal	Quebec	Canada
4	Information Services Division	Dickinson	North Dakota	United States
4	Grand Rapids Community College	Grand Rapids	Michigan	United States
4	Axiom Spa Public Subnet	Rome	Lazio	Italy
4	Alltel Communications Of Georgia	Winder	Georgia	United States
4	Novis Telecom S.a	Lisbon	Lisboa	Portugal
3	Kansas State University	Manhattan	Kansas	United States
3	Cox Communications	Pensacola	Florida	United States
3	Petrobras	Rio De Janeiro	Rio De Janeiro	Brazil
3	Elon University	Burlington	North Carolina	United States
3	University Of Maryland	Washington	District Of Columbia	United States
3	Universita' Degli Studi Di Padova	Padova	Veneto	Italy
3	Vawan	Danville	Virginia	United States
3	West Virginia Network For Educational Telecomputing	Grantsville	West Virginia	United States
3	University Of The South	Sewanee	Tennessee	United States
3	Comcast Cable Communications Ip Services	Mt. Laurel	New Jersey	United States
3	Emory University	Pacific Palisades	California	United States
3	Societe Nationale Des Telecommunications Du Senegal	-	-	Senegal
3	Comcast Business Communications Inc	Mt. Laurel	New Jersey	United States
3	University Of Montreal	Montreal	Quebec	Canada
2	Grinnell College	Grinnell	Iowa	United States
2	Haviland Telephone Company Inc	Haviland	Kansas	United States
2	Pppox Pool - Rback3.kntpin	Evansville	Indiana	United States
2	Cable One	Sioux City	Iowa	United States
2	Uslec Corp	-	-	United States
2	Front Range Internet Inc	Ft. Collins	Colorado	United States
2	University Of Iowa	Iowa City	Iowa	United States
2	Choice One Communications Inc	Elkhart	Indiana	United States
2	Longwood Medical Area Network (lmanet)	Boston	Massachusetts	United States
2	The Boeing Company	Seattle	Washington	United States
2	Governor Morehead School	Raleigh	North Carolina	United States
2	Optimum Online (cablevision Systems)	Piscataway	New Jersey	United States
2	Uab Baltnetos Komunikacijos	Vilnius	Vilniaus Apskritis	Lithuania
2	Robert W. Baird Company Inc	Waukesha	Wisconsin	United States
2	Toledo Telephone Co Inc	Toledo	Washington	United States
2	Multiprotocol Service Provider To Other Isp's And End Users	-	-	Greece
2	Jefferson-pilot Life Ins. Co	Greensboro	North Carolina	United States
2	Telstrainternet22	Melbourne	Victoria	Australia
2	Covenant College	-	Georgia	United States
2	Alltel - Dedicated Customer	Trion	Georgia	United States
2	Provider Local Registry	-	-	Greece
2	Skybest Communications Inc	New Bern	North Carolina	United States
2	Bacone College	Muskogee	Oklahoma	United States
2	Dsl Pool - Cleveland	Dahlonega	Georgia	United States
2	Adsl Basic-rback6-lsan	Los Angeles	California	United States
2	Chadron State College	Chadron	Nebraska	United States
2	Info Avenue Internet Services Llc	Greenwood	South Carolina	United States
2	Southern Vermont College	Bennington	Vermont	United States
2	Al Faisaliah Internet Services & Technology (awalnet)	-	-	Saudi Arabia
2	Pppox Pool - Rback14 Hstntx	Houston	Texas	United States
2	University Of Kentucky	Lexington	Kentucky	United States
2	Cox Communications Inc	San Clemente	California	United States
2	College Universitaire De Saint Boniface	Dallas	Texas	United States
2	Rollins College	Winter Park	Florida	United States
2	Allegheny College	Meadville	Pennsylvania	United States
2	Pppox Pool - Bras1.wchtks	Liberal	Kansas	United States
2	Pppox Pool - Rback23.hstntx 030905-2102	Houston	Texas	United States
2	United States Postal Service	Riverside	California	United States
2	University Of California Los Angeles	Los Angeles	California	United States
2	Kerrville Telephone Company	Lawndale	California	United States
2	Florida International University	Miami	Florida	United States
2	Euronet Digital Communications	Tel Aviv	Tel Aviv	Israel
2	Wichita State University	Wichita	Kansas	United States
2	Crispus Attucks	York	Pennsylvania	United States
2	Clemson University	Clemson	South Carolina	United States
2	Telus Communications Inc	Vancouver	British Columbia	Canada
2	Airnet Group	Chattanooga	Tennessee	United States
2	Ambasada Tunisa	Belgrade	Srbija (serbia)	Serbia And Montenegro
2	University Of Phoenix	Phoenix	Arizona	United States
2	Standard Mutual Insurance Company	Springfield	Illinois	United States
2	Regional Educational Media Center	Hancock	Michigan	United States
2	Alvin Community College	Friendswood	Texas	United States
2	Telecom Italia S.p.a. Tin Easy Lite	-	-	Italy
2	University Of Mississippi	Oxford	Mississippi	United States
2	Shaw Communications Inc	Vancouver	British Columbia	Canada
1	Wake County Public Schools	Raleigh	North Carolina	United States
1	Tel Aviv University Network	Tel Aviv	Tel Aviv	Israel
1	Xl Capital/nac Re	London	England	United Kingdom
1	University Of Nebraska Medical Center	Omaha	Nebraska	United States
1	Crossroads	Lawrenceville	Georgia	United States
1	Seton Hall University	South Orange	New Jersey	United States
1	Access Communications Co-operative Limited	Regina	Saskatchewan	Canada
1	The North-eastern Pennsylvania Telephone Company	Forest City	Pennsylvania	United States
1	European University Institute	Firenze	Toscana	Italy
1	Charleston Newspapers	Charleston	West Virginia	United States
1	State Of Minnesota	Minneapolis	Minnesota	United States
1	Pppox Pool Rback8 Snantx	San Antonio	Texas	United States
1	Mississippi State University	Mississippi State	Mississippi	United States
1	Case Western Reserve University	Cleveland	Ohio	United States
1	School Board Of Alachua County	Anniston	Alabama	United States
1	Office Des Postes Et Telecommunications (opt)	-	-	Benin
1	University Of Pittsburgh Medical Center	Pittsburgh	Pennsylvania	United States
1	Auburn University	Auburn	Alabama	United States
1	North Carolina Research And Education Network	Chapel Hill	North Carolina	United States
1	Central Piedmont Community College	Edison	New Jersey	United States
1	At&t Worldnet Services	Chattanooga	Tennessee	United States
1	Medical University Of South Carolina	Charleston	South Carolina	United States
1	University Of Virginia	Charlottesville	Virginia	United States
1	Ecole Des Hautes Etudes Commerciales (hec)	Montreal	Quebec	Canada
1	Pppox Pool - Bras18 Rcsntx..090805-2044	Dallas	Texas	United States
1	Rock Hill Telephone Company	Lancaster	South Carolina	United States
1	Bahrain Telecommunications Company	Manama	Al Manamah	Bahrain
1	Nib (national Internet Backbone)	Delhi	Delhi	India
1	Butler University	Indianapolis	Indiana	United States
1	University Of Western Ontario	London	Ontario	Canada
1	Easton Utilities	Easton	Maryland	United States
1	Seosu-durant	Durant	Oklahoma	United States
1	Texas A&m System Health Science Center	College Station	Texas	United States
1	Afrinic	-	-	South Africa
1	Oarnet	Dayton	Ohio	United States
1	Diebold	Akron	Ohio	United States
1	Arkansas State University	Jonesboro	Arkansas	United States
1	Newell Companies Inc	Chicago	Illinois	United States
1	Istituto Universitario Europeo Public Subnet	Firenze	Toscana	Italy
1	Carroll College	Helena	Montana	United States
1	University Of North Carolina	Chapel Hill	North Carolina	United States

Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 9 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI

But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV

*Unknown may possibly be N. Korea...

Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wu�ten Sie, da� Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Voc� soube que o deus o ama?
�Usted sab�a que el dios le ama?

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UNC Prof Vacation

Two retired UNC professors were vacationing with their wives
at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda
one summer evening, watching the sunset.

The history professor asked the psychology professor,
"Have you read Marx?"

To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes.
I think it's these...

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Recipe For A Happy Child

1/2 t.care 1 C. kindness
2 C. security 2 T. safety

1 C. love 2 C. loving parents

security, safety, love, loving parents

times, never let get warm. Mix thoroughly.

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Time

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Time, like an ever rolling stream,
Bears all its son's away;
They fly, forgotten, as a dream
Dies at the opening day.

-Isaac Watts

Vegetable Flute

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USA In 2nd Place In Readers

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Italy

Num	Perc.	Country Name
122	26.87%	Italy
100	22.03%	United States
33	7.27%	Israel
25	5.51%	Portugal
21	4.63%	Unknown*	-
20	4.41%	India
17	3.74%	Canada
16	3.52%	Germany
11	2.42%	Belgium
9	1.98%	Spain
9	1.98%	France
8	1.76%	Switzerland
7	1.54%	Serbia & Montenegro
7	1.54%	United Kingdom
5	1.10%	Japan
4	0.88%	Thailand
4	0.88%	Sweden
4	0.88%	Philippines
3	0.66%	Australia
3	0.66%	Bahrain
3	0.66%	Syrian Arab Republic
3	0.66%	Cyprus
3	0.66%	Ukraine
2	0.44%	Bangladesh
2	0.44%	Mali
2	0.44%	South Africa
2	0.44%	Argentina
2	0.44%	Pakistan
2	0.44%	Russian Federation
1	0.22%	Indonesia
1	0.22%	Myanmar
1	0.22%	Kenya
1	0.22%	Lebanon
1	0.22%	Saudi Arabia

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Shopping Near The UNC Campus

Did you happen to hear about the UNC student
who went to buy some camouflage trousers the
other day but couldn't...
Για τις αμοιβές της αμαρτίας είναι θάνατος -
αλλά το δώρο του Θεού είναι Συνεχής ζωή!

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Kitty's Revenge!

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An Important UNC Question

Q: Why did the UNC student bake a turkey
for 3 and a half days?

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America's Most Sinful Cities

They say geography is destiny, but perhaps it is
damnation as well.

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HELL!!!

Wednesday's Word Puzzle

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A Word From Prof Howdy's Dog:

F�r die L�hne der S�nde sind Tod - aber das Geschenk des Gottes ist ewig Leben!

Can You Translate These?

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Pour les salaires du p�ch� sont la mort -
mais le cadeau de Dieu est la vie �ternelle !

Prof Howdy (Left) In Counseling

What Is UNC Student Doing?

Q: What is the UNC student doing when she
holds her hands tightly over her ears?

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Wednesday's Riddles

1) I went to the park and there were several boys with their
dogs. Counting heads there are 22. Counting legs there are
68. How many boys and dogs are at the park?

2) Assuming that the vowels are A E I O & U,
name a six-letter word that has no vowels?

3) What do you throw out when you want to use it,
but take in when you don't want to use it?

4) A word or name that is spelled backwards the same as it is
forwards is a linguistic curiosity call a "palindrome." Words
such as BIB, SEES, and MADAM are examples of ordinary palin-
dromes. Many everyday words happen to be palindromes. Listed
below are the definitions of 10 such words, with the numbers
of letters in each palindrome shown in brackets after the
definition. How many of these commonplace palindromes
do you recognize from their definitions?

A) a notable achievement (4)
B) not sloping (5)
C) more blood-colored (6)
D) 12 hours after midnight (4)
E) males and females (5)
F) one who resuscitates another (7)
G) narratives of heroic deeds (5)
H) pertaining to public affairs (5)
I) made wet with dew (5)
J) a mechanical part that causes rotation (7)

5) Can you decipher this famous saying?

That prudent avis which matutinally
deserts the coziness of its abode will
ensnare a vermiculate creature.

6) What has one leg,
but not two.
Never gets fat,
has 15 teeth,
but doesn't chew.
All green and no blue,
bugs don't like them but I do.
What are they?

7) Without a bridle, or a saddle,
across a thing I ride a-straddle.
And those I ride, by help of me,
though almost blind, are made to see.
What am I?

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Voor de lonen van zonde zijn dood -
maar de Gift van God is het Eeuwige Leven!

Michelle Obama's America -- and Mine
Which Michelle Do You Believe???
***Guest Op-Ed***

Michelle Obama

Like Michelle Obama, I am a "woman of color."
Like Michelle Obama, I am a working mother
of two young children. Like Michelle Obama,
I am a member of the 13th generation of
Americans born since the founding of our
great nation.

Unlike Michelle Obama, I can't keep track
of the number of times I've been proud --
really proud -- of my country since I was
born and privileged to live in it...

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Joel 2:21/NIV
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* * * Four Important Things To KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.
P U R P O S E
But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

O God, You have taught me from my
youth; And to this day I declare
Your wondrous works. Now also when
I am old and grayheaded, O God,
do not forsake me, Until I declare
Your strength to this generation,
Your power to everyone who is to come.
Ps 71

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"Parlare Italiano?" No response.

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2. zonked ........... B. To shun; to avoid
3. ablution ......... C. The act of washing or cleansing
4. itinerant ........ D. Gentle or friendly reproof
5. frowzy ........... E. Messy or shabby in personal appearance
6. tomfoolery .... F. Commonly thought or deemed
7. palliate ......... G. Silly behavior (see Prof Howdy)
8. aggress ........ H. Unconscious, stupefied, or sleeping
9. eschew ......... I. To commit the first act of hostility or offense
10. putative ..... J. Passing or traveling about a country

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