This is the OFFICIOUS website of The Patriarchy.

Feminists are always talking about how they are against patriarchy, or even "The Patriarchy." I find the latter term to be rather intriguing, and even amusing. It conjures up images of a group of elderly men in white robes who meet in secret locations to scheme how to benefit men by oppressing women. Such meetings would involve outlandish rituals. And edicts would be given out from some sort of Patriarchy Central to men around the world. Meanwhile, the Knights of the Patriarchal Order would ride around on horseback defending The Patriarchy, and celebrate their victories over root beer. And men would be issued Male Privileges™ cards as a bonus just for being male.

The purpose of this group, of course, is to illustrate the absurdity of the feminist concept of The Patriarchy by indirectly pointing out the inherent contradictions within such a concept. And to find a little fun and humor along the way.

"HAIL to The Patriarchy!"

Sir Thomas Richard Jacob Fullery the Younger, Chief Patriarch and founder of the Patriarchal Republic of New Deseret, and supreme ruler of all beasts of the field and vegetation of the land and fishes of the waters and birds of the air within its boundaries, and vanquisher of feminism therein.

patriarchy_central@yahoo.com (to receive our regular edicts)
male_privileges@hotmail.com (for the Male Privileges™ program)

[Disclaimer: This group is satirical in nature. All references to "The Patriarchy," the Patriarchal Republic of New Deseret, Polygyny Town, and the Knights of the Patriarchal Order are ficticious. All characters listed here are ficticious, except for those in the public eye whose use here is satirical.]