After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

He said, 'I found the remote'.

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE   ATTITUDE :

1. Open a new file in your PC .


2. Name it " Boss " 

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 

5. Your  PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.... 

7. Feel better?

 

بنت صغيرونه سألت ابوها كيف ظهرت الانسانيه وخلق الناس؟ الاب اجاب: الله خلق آدم (ع) و حواء (ع) وانجبو الاطفال وهكذا بدأت الانسانيه وخلق الناس   بعد يومين سألت البنت امها نفس السؤال اجابت الأم: قبل سنين بعيده جداً كانو الناس على شكل قرود وتطورا على شكل الانسان وهكذا ظهرت الانسانيه   البنت عصبت وراحت لابوها وقالت له شلون انت تقول لي ان الله خلق آدم وحواء وجابو اطفال وظهرت الانسانيه وامي تقول ان الانسان اصله قرد وبعدين تطور؟   جاوب الاب هذي بسيطه انا كلمتك عن اهلي انا بس امك الله يحفظها كلمتك عن اهلها   هاهاهاهاهاها

 

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艾哈迈德     ецбЩ ук ЧсЪЭэЩ ссбШкфЧ Чссаэф ЧгЧЦцЧ Чснху цсу эксуцЧ суЧаЧ фЭЪнс Шэцу Чсциф ЭЪь псуЩ уф Чсусп Шэцу Чсциф су Ъгук эцу Чсциф ШЧсеэф квЩ цпШбэЧС цкйуЩ цэцу Чсциф кфЯфЧ ЮбЧШ цЪЭиэу цЮсЧкЩ Чсциф эгЪЭо Чф фЪШЧхь Шх .. цфнЮб ( Чсциф уЧ хц оеэЯЩ ЪфпЪШ нэ осШ ЯнЪб.. Чсциф эЧ цсэЯэ УпШб )  Чсциф УпШб уф ЧсоеЧЦЯ цЧсУлЧфэ цЧсЮѕиШ ЧсуЬЧфэЩ . УпШб уф ШэЧфЧЪ Чсэуэф цЧсэгЧб цТбЧЦху Эцс Уэ дэС . УпШб уф обЧб ЬЧЦб. УпШб уф " уиШ " эвкЬп пс эцу. УпШб уф бЧЪШ ЪгЪсух ТЮб Чсдхб иЧсЪх Шкж ЧсЮецуЧЪ. УпШб уф уфЧиоэЩ ЧсШкж цкфебэЩ ЧсШкж ЧсТЮб. УпШб уф пс ЧсуфлеЧЪ ЧсэцуэЩ ЧсЪэ ЪоЧШсп нэ ибэоп цЪЬксп Ъпбх " ЧскэдЩ " цЪскф Чсиог ! Чсциф хаЧ ЧсЪбЧШ Чсаэ ЧЮЪси ук ШоЧэЧ УЬЯЧЯфЧ  . Чсциф хах ЧсбЧЦЭЩ нэ ЧсЬц ЧсЪэ ЪдШх бЧЦЭЩ УцсЧЯфЧ . хаЧ ЧсупЧф Чсаэ гэЭЪжф УЭсЧу УЭнЧЯфЧ . хаЧ " ЧсдэС " Чсаэ эЬксп ЪШпэ сУф нбэоЧ спбЩ ЧсоЯу су эЪУхс спУг ЧскЧсу ! Чсциф : Уф ЪЭвф цУфЪ нэ УоЧеэ ЧсдуЧс сеэјЧЯ гуп уф ЬЧвЧф су эЭес ксь Эох . Чсциф : Уф ЪлжШ цУфЪ нэ УоЧеэ ЧсЬфцШ скЬцв дуЧсэЩ фЧуЪ Яцф Уф ЪЭес ксь цЬШЩ ЧскдЧС .. цхэ Ъкэд нэ Улфь ЧсШсЧЯ . Уф Ъоцс : хах ШсЧЯэ уф " Чсоиэн " Хсь " фЬбЧф " .. Яцф Уф ЪбЪШп слЪп сгШШ уахШэ !         цблу пс дэ фЭШп эЧ цифЧ

 

Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uYne5ezkfw&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heMgid4rkzU

To kill ants here is a great tip:

Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the   spoon?'

'Well, ‘he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.

If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'

 As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare.   'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.' I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.

Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?' 

'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom.

By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.

I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'

 ‘Well,’ he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'

Photos of first batch of women fighter pilots in the Chinese People's Liberation Army

    

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