Roller Coaster Secret Pat Koch is matriarch of the family that created the World's First Theme Park. Started as Santa Claus Land in 1946, it eventually became...
Dressed for Church Members of the Methodist women's church circle in one Wisconsin town were disturbed because a widowed church member and her three small...
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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movie Industry Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are easily affordable by just about anybody, whether they...
What Men Don't Have As a Chaplain in service at our local hospital, I was speaking with a man whose wife was about to receive a CAT scan of the chest. While...
New Baby "I don't want a new baby." Our oldest son Brian was pretty adamant when I told him his father and I were expecting a third child. We'd survived the...
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Dire Congregation Warning A preacher was frustrated with the lack of Christian commitment in his congregation. He came up with a plan to get their attention....
SUNDAY CLOTHES A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from...
Men's logic The following is perfectly logical to all males. A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one gallon of milk, and if...
I Owe My Life to Chocolate A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500...
Smart Phone Terminology A mother was determined to break through the generation gap and have a meaningful conversation with her pre-teen about her first day...
ALTAR Request My husband is a minister who generally conducts an expanded altar call at the end of each sermon. He invites those who wish to accept Jesus...
Squeamish Sermon In his early years of ministry, Pastor Don got a sermon from an unexpected source. One Sunday he followed a fun children's program with a...
Multi-Talented Guy A wholesaler from up North sent a letter to the postmaster of a small Midwestern town. He asked for the name of an honest lawyer who would...
Light of the World The boy forgot his lines in the Sunday School music and drama presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row tried to prompt him,...
Wal-Mart Miracle As a pastor I get many excuses why people cannot attend church on Sunday Morning. One particular Sunday a woman called to tell me she was sick...
Marriage Counseling A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. He went to his pastor for counseling. The Pastor asked,...
Where I've Been I have been in many places, but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. ...
Healthy Texas At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas for the healthier climate. After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man. "Say,...
Easter Substitute Every Easter our church stages an elaborate pageant. Last year the man who played Pontius Pilate had to work on the night of the dress...
ARE YOU READY FOR PARENTHOOD? A brief battery of tests for prospective parents MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now dig with your hands...
Street Name "I'd like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young man said to the 411 operator. "There are multiple listings for Jennifer...
The Library During the school year, the public library where I work is open on Sunday afternoons. Signs posted around the library read, Sunday service...
Old Soldiers Never... When General Douglas MacArthur retired from the military in 1951, he stated famously, "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away." But...
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Important Questions One day a youngster was really excited about getting to go fishing with his dad. The inquisitive 7 year old had lots of questions. "Dad,"...
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong....
Valentines If a woman wants a man to spend a lot of money on her on a date, all she needs to do is this. What? Answer: Wear Red 9% of honeymooning couples...
Old Goats A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of...
The Sermon Count Recently while we were eating lunch after church one Sunday, my youngest son asked me what the highest number I had ever counted up to was. I...
Ready to Retire? Take this quiz to find out. Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer:...
