On Haircuts Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane. He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut, which, he insisted,...
Fishing on Sunday A village pastor, known for his weakness for trout, preached against fishing on Sunday. The next day one of his members presented him with a...
The Kool-Aid Stand Carl A. Boyle, a sales representative, was driving home when he saw a group of young children selling Kool-Aid on a corner in his ...
Baseball Explained This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that's in, sends players out one at a time, to see if they can get in...
Family Psychology Course During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a family psychology course as part of his studies at the...
Unanswered Questions Volume I How many parking spaces do you need to make a parking lot? Is it just a few or a lot? Why can't you break a bubble underwater? ...
Unanswered Questions Vol. II If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High? If drinking and...
Unanswered Questions Vol. III Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread? If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a...
TV Revenge My Sister-in-law, Jeanie, works at a local grocery store. One day a woman came through the check-out line. When it came time to pay for her...
Beats Shopping Last summer my wife and I met a couple who were friends of my wife at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited...
Hey Guys: I don't have a clue what happened. The server sent out six (Yes, 6) copies of our most recent posting. Must have been some kind of a blip. Curiouser...
CHEERFUL GIVER One Sunday morning a father gave his son a couple of quarters and a dollar. "Put the dollar in the offering," the father said, "then you can...
Courtroom Complaint During court one day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on right side, may be falling. Please call someone." ...
The Thunderstorm Hailey, age 4, heard a thunderstorm rumbling overhead and asked her parents and grandparents to listen to it. After the thunder stopped, ...
Being Overweight... A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits. Being...
Magnet A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: "My full...
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cat's facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just...
Drinking Christian A woman who happened to be a dedicated Christian and faithful member of her church had been working really hard to get the catsup to come ...
Triviata Part #1 Things you don't know, but should.... This has happened in the USA 100 times....94 times officially. What is it? Answer: Mother's day....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN..... Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. You...
The Wood Pile I have a frien who grew up in Appalachia. He asserts that the following story is true. Rev. Sam, the local Methodist preacher, had two sons who...
Top Ten Reasons to Ask Your Boss For A Raise 10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter. 9. The Red Cross calls...
Funerals One of my seminary students could not take my seminar slass final exam because of a funeral. "No problem," I told him. "Make it up the following...
Give In an effort to raise funds to help build a much-needed fellowship hall, the pastor of a small country church exhorted his flock to give generously when...
You Better be Good Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old, who is ...
The Missing Jesus The pastor of a large neighborhood church had some free time the afternoon of Christmas Day. He decided to drop by the church office for a...
Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can't Play Baseball 10. Doesn't practice all week, but expects to start on game day. 9. Gets upset when every ball...
TOP WAYS TO CURB THE ANNOYING PROBLEM OF CHURCH GROWTH Begin your message with the phrase, "You know what's wrong with you people..." Move business meetings to...
Loafs & Fishes Parable When the preacher approached the young boy who was fishing in the park pond, he said, "Do you know the parables?" "Yes Sir!!" the Lad ...
The Prayer Request Leroy went to a revival at a local church and listened intently to the preacher. After awhile, the preacher asked anyone with needs to be...
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