Learned On the Net I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes bec ause I now have to use a wet towel with every...
We Are But Dust.... A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his...
Fun Quotes Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I...
Near Miss As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks...
OTHER CHRISTIAN SUPER HERO'S We have seen the super hero's in comics and cartoons. There is a new video series out called Bible-Man. What other Christian Super...
Johnny's Church A mother looked out a window and saw Johnny playing church with their three kittens. He had them lined up and was preaching to them. The mother...
Bulletin Bloopers AGAIN Everyone is asked to bring a jar of peanut butter which will be forwarded to Potter's House for distribution as part of the Food ...
Accidental Prayer As my five-year-old son and I were headed to McDonald's for breakfast one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something ...
RULES OF THE AIR FOR PILOTS 1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the...
Brilliant Spelling ! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ****** PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ****** ...
Think About It - The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. - It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal...
The Bar Vs. the Church In a small conservative town, a bar/tavern owner started to build a new bar to open up for business. A local church started a campaign...
The Bird Whistler There's a story about an MIT student who spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white...
Gulliblity Test A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we...
The Flower Sermon The pastor's sermon focused on how God know's which of us grows best in the sunlight and which of us needs shade. "For example," he said,...
A CHILD'S VERSION OF THE BIBLE In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, "The Lord...
Without Recourse Doing some research on my family tree I found that I was related to President Calvin Coolidge. Coolidge was known for having a wry sense of...
ALL GIRLS? When my daughter, Kelli, was 3, she and my son, Cody, would say their nightly prayers, together. As most children do, we have to bless every family...
Vacancies? We had been on the road for 15 hours en route from New York to California and were looking for a place to spend the night. At four different motels,...
Mistaken Identity A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"...
Did you hear about the ... Paper company that folded? Brake company on the skids? Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary? Cigarette company that...
Thanksgiving - What Turkeys Need To Know But Don't 1. By limiting your corn intake to 175 kernels a day, you can lose thirteen pounds or three hours baking...
Living Will Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some...
Signs of Christmas Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas." Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club." At a department...
Santa Visit After spending most of a day shopping with her grandson, purchasing gift after gift, the final stop on her checklist was to take the boy to see...
Christmas Tidbits After turning eighty, Marie found that shopping for Christ- mas gifts had become too difficult, so she decided to send checks to everyone...
NASCAR DRIVER PET PEEVES - Radio loses FM signal in fourth turn. - Having to change your own tire when you have a flat away from the track. - You crash going...
100th Birthday Back before I became a recovering journalist I worked in newspaper, radio, and television news for about the first 18 years of my working life....
The Perfect Valentine I work in a Bookstore part time. As is typical, we sell a lot of greeting cards during the weeks before Valentine's Day. A young man ...
Catholic Favorite Our local Catholic Parish has a regular Friday fish fry during Lent. Several times during the year they'll also do a FREE fish fry for the ...
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