Prayer Candles Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight. The kids were especially...
A lot of Good...... Coming out of church, Mrs. Smith asked her husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?" "I didn't even see her," admitted...
The Belated Gift A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had 49 folks on her list. So she rushed into a store and...
What Kind Of Church? I went to visit my daughter and her family today. Her son , Max, is just short of four years old. I call him Mister Max. Just before ...
Legal Christmas Greeting Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low ...
Martha Stewart Christmas Greeting Dear M. E., This perfectly delightful note is being sent in paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to. Since it...
A lot of Good...... Coming out of church, Mrs. Smith asked her husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?" "I didn't even see her," admitted...
Sermon Fodder's ORIGINAL Pastor Bloopers Our pastor was setting up his sermon about hearing God through His word and ask the rhetorical question ... and what...
Happy Offering Years ago. I was Assistant Pastor for a church in Eastern Tennessee. The pastor one morning announced during offering time, "Church. we need to...
Real Life Bloopers My young brother was sick and mother had called the doctor (back when there really were such things as "house calls"). Before the physician...
Church Bulletin Bloopers 2006 Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful. The Jack and Kill...
Sermon Fodder's Ultimate Bulletin Blooopers Again We are thankful for those of you who have helped make the church grounds so beautiful, especially all the...
Bulletin Bloopers 2001 Rerun Come join us next week for a traditional Latin Mass in English. All current and "former" Scouts and Scouters, February 11th is ...
Still More Sermon Fodder Bulletin Bloopers Everyone is asked to bring a jar of peanut butter which will be forwarded to Potter's House for distribution as part...
BULLETIN BLOOPERS Again Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in...
Birthday Request Although we had recently moved into a new neighborhood, our young son had already made many new friends, ten of whom were invited to his...
Crazy Signs and Sayings Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar. -- sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge Mattie's Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, "An...
Prayer Candles Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight. The kids were especially...
Washington's Church WHILE TOURING HISTORIC BUILDINGS in Alexandria, Va., we visited an old church. The guide said that George Washington had attended services...
Funerals My boss' son is five years old. He attended his first funeral with his family. I saw him on Sunday and asked him what he thought of it. His answer,...
The Law Aubrey Meek was brought before the court on the charge of refusing to obey a police officer. "Why did you refuse to move on when asked to do so by the...
Sunday Funnies A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an ...
Dealing with Temptation In an interview a few years ago, Mohammed Ali said he's come up with a way to resist temptation. Wherever he goes he always carries a ...
In Search Of... I live across the street from a church. When my wife's puppy escaped from the back yard so we went looking for it. She went off in the car and...
CAN YOU FIND THE 30 BOOKS? The paragraph below contains 30 Books of the Bible. Can you find them? -- the sf guy == 30 Books of the Bible There are 30 books...
Sermon Perspective A local church had a big time TV evangelist come in for revival. On the Sunday morning at the start of the revival the visiting minister...
A Father's Laws Concerning Food and Drink Household Principles Lamentations of the Father by Ian Frazier Of the beasts of the field, and of the fishes of the...
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM SHOPPING................. . Get it now. Tomorrow it might be gone. If it's on sale, you need it. Never ask your...
The Pastor Visits You're Pastor is coming to visit in 30 minutes. Your house is a mess. WHAT WILL YOU DO? Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first session...
LEARNER'S PERMIT When my son was practicing driving to get his learner's permit, we would let him drive to church every Sunday. That way we got our praying...
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