Burried Who? My parents were rather religious, and at one point in time they purchased a statue of the Virgin Mary to place in a flower garden in their yard....
Ice Cream Sundae? Libby said her three year old daughter's restaurant meal came with a sundae. Of course, all daughter knows is "ice cream". When the waitress...
In Heaven? It is not always easy to say the right thing on the spur of the moment. We can sympathize with the chap who met an old friend after many years. "How...
Of Offering Plates The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deasons met me at the ...
Latest CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS *Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear *Next Friday we will be serving hot gods...
The Offering Plate The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deasons met me at the...
Billy Graham Begats Heaven only knows the impact our witness will have. We all know how the layman Edward Kimball gathered the nerve to witness and win the ...
Prayer Candles Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight. The kids were especially...
A lot of Good...... Coming out of church, Mrs. Smith asked her husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?" "I didn't even see her," admitted...
The Belated Gift A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had 49 folks on her list. So she rushed into a store and...
What Kind Of Church? I went to visit my daughter and her family today. Her son , Max, is just short of four years old. I call him Mister Max. Just before ...
Legal Christmas Greeting Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low ...
Martha Stewart Christmas Greeting Dear M. E., This perfectly delightful note is being sent in paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to. Since it...
A lot of Good...... Coming out of church, Mrs. Smith asked her husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?" "I didn't even see her," admitted...
Sermon Fodder's ORIGINAL Pastor Bloopers Our pastor was setting up his sermon about hearing God through His word and ask the rhetorical question ... and what...
Happy Offering Years ago. I was Assistant Pastor for a church in Eastern Tennessee. The pastor one morning announced during offering time, "Church. we need to...
Real Life Bloopers My young brother was sick and mother had called the doctor (back when there really were such things as "house calls"). Before the physician...
Church Bulletin Bloopers 2006 Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful. The Jack and Kill...
Sermon Fodder's Ultimate Bulletin Blooopers Again We are thankful for those of you who have helped make the church grounds so beautiful, especially all the...
Bulletin Bloopers 2001 Rerun Come join us next week for a traditional Latin Mass in English. All current and "former" Scouts and Scouters, February 11th is ...
Still More Sermon Fodder Bulletin Bloopers Everyone is asked to bring a jar of peanut butter which will be forwarded to Potter's House for distribution as part...
BULLETIN BLOOPERS Again Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in...
Birthday Request Although we had recently moved into a new neighborhood, our young son had already made many new friends, ten of whom were invited to his...
Crazy Signs and Sayings Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar. -- sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge Mattie's Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, "An...
Prayer Candles Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight. The kids were especially...
Washington's Church WHILE TOURING HISTORIC BUILDINGS in Alexandria, Va., we visited an old church. The guide said that George Washington had attended services...
Funerals My boss' son is five years old. He attended his first funeral with his family. I saw him on Sunday and asked him what he thought of it. His answer,...
The Law Aubrey Meek was brought before the court on the charge of refusing to obey a police officer. "Why did you refuse to move on when asked to do so by the...
Sunday Funnies A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an ...
Dealing with Temptation In an interview a few years ago, Mohammed Ali said he's come up with a way to resist temptation. Wherever he goes he always carries a ...
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