Celebrity Obit Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral...
Benefits of Tithing Two men off for a sailing trip around the world are shipwrecked. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and ...
Bizarre Last Words Ludwig Van Beethoven, 1827: "I shall hear in heaven." By the time of his death, Beethoven was completely deaf. Andrew Bradford, the...
The Perfect Pastor: 1. Preaches exactly 20 minutes and follows it with an invitation in which everyone is convicted but no one is offended. 2. Works from 7:00...
The Master's Card By now you should have seen the catchy television commercials for Mastercard. They start by identifying some things that people can buy with...
Ten Reasons Why I Don't Wash 1) I was forced to wash as a child. 2) People who wash are hypocrites- they think they're cleaner than others. 3) There are so...
Food Spoilage Test FINALLY, a way to know what to throw-out and what to save! THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from ...
Wanna Go to Heaven? "Now, how many of you would like to go to heaven?" asked the Sunday school teacher. All the eager four-year-olds raised their hands except...
Wanna Go to Heaven? "Now, how many of you would like to go to heaven?" asked the Sunday school teacher. All the eager four-year-olds raised their hands except...
Murphy's Church Laws Vol. I Film projectors always work before the class meeting begins. The probability of the preacher tripping over the mike cord is greater...
Attending the Resurrection? A very zealous soul-winning young preacher came upon a farmer Mending a fence along the roadside. Being concerned about the ...
Burried Who? My parents were rather religious, and at one point in time they purchased a statue of the Virgin Mary to place in a flower garden in their yard....
Ice Cream Sundae? Libby said her three year old daughter's restaurant meal came with a sundae. Of course, all daughter knows is "ice cream". When the waitress...
In Heaven? It is not always easy to say the right thing on the spur of the moment. We can sympathize with the chap who met an old friend after many years. "How...
Of Offering Plates The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deasons met me at the ...
Latest CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS *Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear *Next Friday we will be serving hot gods...
The Offering Plate The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deasons met me at the...
Billy Graham Begats Heaven only knows the impact our witness will have. We all know how the layman Edward Kimball gathered the nerve to witness and win the ...
Prayer Candles Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight. The kids were especially...
A lot of Good...... Coming out of church, Mrs. Smith asked her husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?" "I didn't even see her," admitted...
The Belated Gift A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had 49 folks on her list. So she rushed into a store and...
What Kind Of Church? I went to visit my daughter and her family today. Her son , Max, is just short of four years old. I call him Mister Max. Just before ...
Legal Christmas Greeting Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low ...
Martha Stewart Christmas Greeting Dear M. E., This perfectly delightful note is being sent in paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to. Since it...
A lot of Good...... Coming out of church, Mrs. Smith asked her husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?" "I didn't even see her," admitted...
Sermon Fodder's ORIGINAL Pastor Bloopers Our pastor was setting up his sermon about hearing God through His word and ask the rhetorical question ... and what...
Happy Offering Years ago. I was Assistant Pastor for a church in Eastern Tennessee. The pastor one morning announced during offering time, "Church. we need to...
Real Life Bloopers My young brother was sick and mother had called the doctor (back when there really were such things as "house calls"). Before the physician...
Church Bulletin Bloopers 2006 Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful. The Jack and Kill...
Sermon Fodder's Ultimate Bulletin Blooopers Again We are thankful for those of you who have helped make the church grounds so beautiful, especially all the...
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