From: Andychap@... The funnies. Top 10 Church Oxymorons Words not to use together. You know phrases like "jumbo shrimp" and "freezer burn" are oxymorons,...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 2, 1999 4:25 am
From ajokeaday7@... Thought for the Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The 4 Levels ...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 2, 1999 4:26 am
From: Tom Waters <trwaters@...> Over at the golden nugget list. Faithfulness Hudson Taylor, the great missionary who carried the Gospel to the...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 2, 1999 4:28 am
From Daily Wisdom Somebody out there has been praying for "Something Different" to finish a sermon for this Sunday. Here it is.--- kt BETWEEN YOU AND JESUS...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 5, 1999 9:30 pm
From: "Jokes Central" <jokes777@...> A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to come to his church some...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 6, 1999 2:58 pm
From Vic at gospelfax@... Hi there guys. I don't know if there was a similar transmission like this before. 'just thought it's nice to share with you...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 7, 1999 2:22 pm
By way of: ~AIKEN DRUM~ humor service <doughels@...> A drink? ... A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 7, 1999 2:22 pm
By way of: ~AIKEN DRUM~ humor service <doughels@...> An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 8, 1999 2:01 pm
From our pal Ted and the guys at Joke a Day To subscribe drop a note To: AJokeADay7@... Respect For Our Elders ...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 9, 1999 8:23 pm
From: jokes_central@onelist.com ... New VCR Setting for 2000 Here is something I bet you hadn't thought would be an issue for Y2K. Some, if not most, VCR's...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 12, 1999 1:04 am
The following poll results are from www.portraitofamerica.com. I thought the results were interesting. The poll was conducted the week before Easter. kt April...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 12, 1999 2:01 pm
From: "Richard C. Russell" <lderlore@...> over at the Sem Joke list. Message: 1 Date: Sat, 10 Apr 1999 08:13:47 -0600 From: "Richard C. Russell"...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 12, 1999 2:02 pm
This is By Doug Couch by way of my friend Jayne Crisp. If any of you are involved in counseling someone going through the loss of a child or a divorce, I...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 12, 1999 2:01 pm
I don't usually pass on a lot of the forward stuff, but I got this from my niece in Nashville and thought it was worth sharing. God bless ya, Lula ...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 13, 1999 2:03 pm
Message: 4 Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1999 14:59:27 -0400 From: jmh@... (Joseph M. Hillebrandt) Subject: Hurry! A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 14, 1999 1:58 pm
From Kitty's Daily Mews! To sub send an email to majordomo@... in the BODY type subscribe kittysdailymews A Dutchman was explaining the red,...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 16, 1999 12:14 am
_______________________________________________________________________________ From: "Richard C. Russell" <lderlore@...> or at sem joke Perspective:...
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Keith Todd
ktodd@xxx.xxxx
Apr 16, 1999 12:14 am
**************************************************************** Math Quiz The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 16, 1999 12:32 am
From: OTChurch@... Of The Church Wall Yeah, I know, the old timers have seen it before, but it's still funny.--- kt ... The Perfect Preacher ... After...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 16, 1999 2:31 pm
From The Funnies at Andychap@... ============================= Three preachers were out on a fishing trip, and in the boat began a heated discussion as to...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 16, 1999 2:31 pm
From: PAULandBARB76@... (Paul Paulsen) ... It takes a lost man 1 hour, 22 minutes of driving time before asking for directions. BUMPER STICKER--- Driver...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 19, 1999 3:39 pm
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 21, 1999 2:55 pm
Hey All: The New York Times reports that Evangelist Pat Robertson will be introducing "cooler" versions of the Bible, in order to attract people who wouldn't...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 22, 1999 2:44 pm
The Preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he was giving his sermon he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 22, 1999 3:13 pm
Hey All: Some of you thought the Pat Robertson C&W Bible announcement was a spoof. Our post included a spoof of potential story lines from The Top 5 list, but ...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 22, 1999 3:16 pm
Sent in by r: markw@... by way of the guys at A Joke a Day. To sub to their list drop a note to: AJokeADay7@... Scripture Oops ...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 23, 1999 3:08 am
From the Off the Wall Church List. To subscribe drop a note to OTChurch@... ... -- A man and his ten-year-old son were on a fishing trip miles from home....
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Keith Todd
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Apr 27, 1999 8:51 pm
From: "Jokes Central" <jokes777@...> Subject: The 10 commandments of love! ********************************************************************** The...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 27, 1999 8:53 pm
=======BPL======= From: lroberts A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?" One of the girls replied:...
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Keith Todd
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Apr 27, 1999 9:05 pm
Hey All: This was adapted from the Catholic Dictionary. For those of you who are interested, the original Catholic version follows below. best, keith The...
