Political Faith Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate who traveled to a small town community to address the...
The Nativity Scene After hearing the Christmas story, and singing "Silent Night" a Sunday School Class in Sao Paulo was asked to draw what they thought the...
20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While...
Signs Christmas is Too Commercial 15. You don't recall that line from It's A Wonderful Life saying, "Every time a cash register rings, a customer enjoys...
Military Christmas Operation Order 12-2004 For: Official Visit of LT jg Santa Clause 1. An official staff visit by LT jg Claus is expected at this post on 25...
Christmas Check-In One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result their...
Who Shot The Buck Three men went deer hunting, and as they crossed the field going to the woods, a huge buck jumped up in their path. All three fired at the...
Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas 10. A car wash kit 9. A table saw 8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation Seminar 7. A...
Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas 10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage 9. Any knick-knack...
CHRISTMAS SIGNS - From a toy store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." - In a bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas." - Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club." -...
Nativity Quiz A minister is visiting his children to celebrate Christmas. When he walks into the house, he sees a beautiful nativity set. His granddaughter...
Elf Pet Peeves 18> All the tables and chairs in the cafeteria are built to Santa's Size. 17> Those 16 hour workdays in December. 16> The Movie "Elf" wasn't...
The Christmas Role I was casting kids in our church for our annual Christmas play, and I was giving out choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager. One...
Quiz for People Who Know Everything 1. There's one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ...
The Lecture The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a...
Signs YOU"RE NOT READY FOR CHRISTMAS TO END 20. You keep thinking Joy to the World should be sung by congregations year round. 19. Old Christmas movies on...
Quitting Smoking John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A...
Ways a Church Choir Director Can Tell Someone They Can't Sing....... 18. The choir voted to move weekly practice to 3:30 a.m. Wednesday. It's OK if you don't...
The great British automaker Rolls Royce takes great pride in the reliability of their handcrafted automobiles. An obviously wealthy owner of a Rolls took it to...
Secret Search While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in New York, I got a call from the Navy in a nearby city. They had lost contact with one of their...
The Druggist A young man went into the drug store and told the druggist he wanted to buy 3 boxes of candy; a one pound box, a 3 pound box, and a 5 pound box....
The following are actual stories provided by travel agents : 1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near...
Signs You're Spending Too Much Time ONline..... 30> You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to check your mail and while there you...
No Ministers Present On his Key Life radio program Steve Brown told of a friend who attended a meeting of a local civic club. One member who was the pastor of...
The Preacher's Clothes Pastor Stan Holdeman of Garden Baptist Church in Indiana went to an informal church gathering, wearing shorts and a T-shirt. A little...
This posting is in honor of my favorite daughter, Brigette, and all the other great teachers out there. -k.t. You Might Be In Education If... * You can...
Three CHURCHES HELP A TON During the clean up of tornado damage in Oklahoma, a State Disaster and Emergency Services coordinator was being interviewed by a TV...
Going to Heaven? A pastor put together what he thought was a great sermon on heaven. As part of the theme, the pastor would occasionally shout, "Do you want...
... 35. That sticker that says, "Allow steam to build to proper operating pressure before engaging hard drive." 34. When you try to link it to your son's new...
