Etiquette Lesson There once was a young man who grew up in a family where he was never taught good manners. His family was dirt poor. They weren't bad...
Fast Food ... Ted just finished his training session at the local McDonald's. So he was a little nervous being behind the register for the first time. His...
In honor of the many teachers and students who are returning to school in the next few weeks. Our local schools started back this week.-- Keith GRAMESIS ...
First Apartment Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and me for a visit. As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink....
What children say about heaven Mom, God's so neat, and heaven's supposed to be so great. Could me and Gloria go there Saturday for a sleep-over? Age 6 Our...
Gardening Dear Son........... An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would...
STAY I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back...
CRYSTAL PRISM In Pullman, Washington, officials blamed a crystal prism for a fire that destroyed a truck. Hanging from the dashboard, it reflected sunlight...
THE Dress Jennifer's big formal wedding was fast approaching and she was delighted to hear that her Mom, Sheila, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally...
Church Shorties Rumor has it Billy Graham Ministries is starting up a Emotional Support Group for middle aged men experiencing hair loss. Apparently they close...
THE SAUCE Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on...
Church One-Liners Did you hear about the dog that barked only at ministers? He was a cross-breed. The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one...
42 Minutes and Holding By MARY ROACH THANK YOU for calling VeriCom Customer Care . Your call is important to us; though not as important as it is to you. If...
One Smart Marine... DURING MARINE FIELD TRAINING at Parris Island, S.C., my son Mike's drill instructor threw a pine cone among the recruits and yelled,...
First Rule One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made...
The TV Closet A pastor was preaching one Sunday on the evils of television. "It steals away precious time that could be spent on other things." He advised his...
Home Schoolers Q: How does a home schooler change a light bulb? A: First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the library, then the kids make models...
Steaks Anyone? A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why are those two pieces of meat hanging from...
What to you say when you get a gift you Really Don't Like. 10. "Well, well, well, now, there's a gift!" 9. "No, with all the hostile takeovers this year, I...
Time Is Money * One day a gentleman walked into Ben Franklin's book store. As one of the clerks went to assist him, the gentleman asked the clerk the price of...
ICE CREAM The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?" "Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as...
Hey All: I've had several inquiries about resources for 911 rememberance services. I've collected a few items to share over the next week or two. However, I...
Sins Washed Away One of the teachers in my congregation cornered me on the way out of the church last Sunday. She was giggling about something that happened...
Church Puns The custodian of a church quit and the pastor of the church asked the young church organist if she would be able to also do the job of cleaning the...
True Headlines ... the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled "For The Sick", is for monetary donations only. ... Christchurch, New Zealand: Will the person...
These are actual pulpit bloopers contributed by members of the Sermon Fodder List (www.sermonfodder.com). SERMON FODDER'S ULTIMATE PULPIT BLOOPERS PART I TOUGH...
These are actual pulpit bloopers contributed by members of the Sermon Fodder List (www.sermonfodder.com). SERMON FODDER'S ULTIMATE PULPIT BLOOPERS PART II ...
These are actual pulpit bloopers contributed by members of the Sermon Fodder List (www.sermonfodder.com). SERMON FODDER'S ULTIMATE PULPIT BLOOPERS PART III ...
These are actual pulpit bloopers contributed by members of the Sermon Fodder List (www.sermonfodder.com). If you have an item to contribute send it to...
Cooking Disability The chef at a family-run restaurant had broken her leg and came into our insurance office to file a disability claim. As I scanned the claim...
