Today Funny Saying of the day picked up from our Funny Sayings Collection

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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones
are handicapped. To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to
know. I've done it a thousand times. Murphy was an optimist. Never
take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. The only thing that
stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
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