I WAS................ LOOKING AT THE STARS LAST NIGHT AND I FELT YOUR HAND IN MINE. I LOOKED TO THE MOON AND I SAW YOUR FACE. SUCH BEAUTY TO SEE WITH MY EYES...
Let it go for 2007.. There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't...
Hi Everyone................ I don't know if anyone has told you that this was recorded by the country band, Alabama. I just love this song, I heard it the...
IDIOT AT SEARS: WE had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor...
Subject: Great cookie recipee Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts...
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15...
The Seed In the Far East the emperor was growing old and knew it was time to choose his successor. Instead of choosing one of his assistants or his children,...
Thia site also has things from the 50's; and the 60's - great fun How many do you remember? Remember the good times This is a really fun site, full of...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a...
Fun to do - found I am going to be reincarnated as an owl - attached - I am the one trying to stand on one leg and tipping over!! RE: Reincarnation Station ...
Just received this from a friend - and found out some things I did not know - so sharing with you - please answer when you have time and return to me HOW WELL...
The Chair Test An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already...
Always remember for 2007.. Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile....
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and...
MAKES YOU STOP AND THINK !!! THE CAB RIDE Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single ...
The "Crabby" Wife The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, in Ingonish a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We're sorry...
SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. Despite ...
To those living in a snow belt zone - or who have friends in a snow area. One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the...
Excerpts from Church Bulletins Thank God for the church ladies who type them. These sentences actually ... those ... a ... much ... obvious ... nursery ... ...
Useless Inventions 1. Non stick Cellotape 2. Solar Powered Flash Light 3. A black highlighter pen 4. Glow in the dark sunglasses 5. Inflatable Anchor 6. Smooth...
[--------------------- Bizarre Laws ----------------------] In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on. In California, a law...
Words to live by....lots of wisdom here. 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to...
Natural Highs Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one... IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end. 1. Falling in...
Bush impersonator - funny! The impersonator was at a roast of Jeff Foxworthy on the Comedy Channel. He looks just like Bush and has his mannerisms perfectly....
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say...
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