The Teacher She was one of my second grade teachers. She taught me math, and at that time I thought she was teaching me everything that I would ever need to...
A church personnel committee asked their pastor to evaluate his ministry in comparison to the ministry of Jesus. Here is his humble response: **JESUS...
Here are the All-Time Top 10 Blond Inventions! 1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5)...
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo. Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all...
a dumb blonde: WINTER RULES One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Alberta were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer ...
Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women: 1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on...
SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY June 29, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF...
Grandma's boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and ...
What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy...
Enjoy. WESTJET AIRLINES love the Canadian sense of humour. West Jet is an Airline with head office situated in Calgary, Alberta. West Jet airline attendants...
During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for...
Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a...
The Wisdom of a Retiree. Read slowly so it sinks in and then when you get to this stage, you too will know the secret. The Wisdom of a Retiree............. ...
How many zeros in a billion? This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether...
Annual Stella Awards for 2008 Only in America? Are these the reasons why we have economic trouble now? It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For...
WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one...
WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one...
As time goes by ... What I Want in a Man, Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7....
A small request A small request: All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Dear God, I pray for the all the fire victims and all their families. Amen ...
I believe I believe- that we don't have to change friends when we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good friends are, we're going...
World population as of 1:09 PM Feb 20th, 2009 6,748,535,602 site to check up on at least once a month a site that shows a number of world statistics - there...
This site is truly worth watching, even if you are not a golfer. This is about a golfer, but it is much more than that, and is worth watching all the way a 3...
Fishing on the Job My son, Scott, an insurance broker in Florida, loves ocean fishing and takes his cell phone along on the boat. One morning, we were drifting...
I can appreciate coffee without cream, Overtime without appreciation, Nights without lights, Drinks without rice, Burger without cheese, BUT A day without...
That's not my job. This is a story about four people named - Everybody - Somebody -Anybody and Nobody . There was a important job to be done and Everybody was...
music tests Maybe this is why they don't teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers from students on music tests... - The principal...
I know this won't come as a shock to anybody but I have found one of the greatest indicators that whether or not we want to, we are aging at about the same...
STORY WITH A MORAL A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,...
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