Paradox The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but...
Actual Police Car Comments ... These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: "You know, stop lights don't come any...
I'D LIKE THIS BACK IF IT APPLIES A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.She poured the change out...
POLITE WAY TO PEE During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on...
Seniors Divorce An elderly man in Vancouver calls his son in Halifax and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are...
Holiday Eating Tips 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see...
IT MAY TAKE A BIT TO DOWNLOAD BUT WELL WORTH YOUR TIME & BY THE WAY..................................... MERRY CHRISTMAS MURRAY DAVID COLLINS Xmas lights -...
CHRISTMAS LETTER 2007 Greetings to all, Christmas came faster this year than any year so far! The only negative thing about this year has been the need for too...
Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus Editorial Page, New York Sun, 1897 We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at...
Merry Christmas This is the most unique Christmas card -- you click on one of the lighted items [or anywhere on the page] and it jumps into another wonderful...
Where did the year go? Suddenly it is December......again - and within a blink of an eye, 2007 is over! A big "Thank You" to each and everyone of you, for the...
Here's a treasured New Year wish sent specially to you. I wish you joy beyond compare, success in all you do I wish you goals within your reach, friendships...
After Christmas You'll be paying all year! Twas the month after Christmas And all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', Even the mouse. The toys were...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 When... 1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the...
Offender : You! Date: Today Offense #ZD101FB608 : In Front Of The Computer TOO LONG! Details of Offense : During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the...
On New Year's Day and the whole year through, I hope the kindness you've given to others returns many times to you. May hope, love, and warmth be in your heart...
Please Say Thanks! Say it with the sign. The next time you see one of our guardians show your gratitude with theSIGN.....this is a short video. Pretty neat ! ...
Natural Highs Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one... IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end #45. 1. Falling...
It seems as each year ends, I look back and think of my friends, What I did right what I did wrong, Who came into my life and who is gone. But every year there...
Be sure to check if your computer has the attached symptoms....Pa I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs...
Good Morning - this has been around before but it probably needs repeating every once in awhile.....P Rules for being human YOU WILL RECEIVE A BODY... You may...
HOW LIFE SHOULD BE! The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that?...