A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students... "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I...
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they...
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great Chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby." He takes off his...
While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a...
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised...
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite... He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down...
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named...
HARLEY DAVIDSON INVENTOR MEETS GOD The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven... At the gates, St. Peter told...
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female Boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few...
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner... He started by...
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and you know how you just get sooo stressed...
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work...
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night out on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local Brothel....
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, Florida. They go with...
A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use...
A cannibal was walking through the Amazon jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over...
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Christmas and says,"I Hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead Sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the...
On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States, Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he asked her,...
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk...
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!... She bought an air conditioner. " 2nd Hillbilly...
LETTER FROM AN W. VA. FARM KID (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING) Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother...
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy...
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to...
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Michael's Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The...
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in Water there is...
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What...
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