Harry was repairing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, while waiting for Carl,...
Why Men Have Better Friends Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a...
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure,...
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her firstnight in the White House. She has waited so...
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked...
A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey and ordered a drink. While he was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed some olives off the...
A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the...
THIS IS GREAT ---- MY KIND OF EXERCISE Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors, or anyone for that matter, to build muscle strength in the arms...
Who's working anyway? The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired.. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in...
Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. Its...
Boudreaux been fishin' down by de bayou all day and he done run outa nightcrawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf....
A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when...
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto...
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart....
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun...
I attended a party this past weekend... After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across...
A Very Short Story Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, B I T...
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is...
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, An old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a...
A couple made a deal that whosoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After...
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: ...
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen....
Dog's Diary entries: 8:00am -- Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30am -- A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40am -- A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30am...
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "You...
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," ... Sometimes these are represented by ... Well, how about some "ASS-ICONS?" Here goes: ...
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time. One little boy puts up his hand. The...
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