DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICANISM You have two...
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi...
Vintners in the Napa Valley area reportedly have collaborated on a new wine designed especially for seniors. The way the grapes are processed is supposed to...
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural South Dakota... He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer...
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural South Dakota... He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer...
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home... About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out...
While I was watching the final round of the Masters this weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. ...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows...
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a...
Attached below is problem # 3 on a high school geometry examination. The solution was submitted by a beautiful blonde student. It is my understanding that...
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. Well, my...
I found it... And you thought there was no such place, huh???? You will all be so pleased to receive this... How many times have we been "up there without...
So... it's your First Kiss... and several questions might come to mind: Is it the right time? Is anyone watching? Does your partner even want to? Is your...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately...
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well,...
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. ...
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on. The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because...
I complained about my recent electric bill and here's the response !! Dear Electric Customer, Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger at...
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00" A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and...
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LA airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married...
FEMALE HORMONES IN BEER Very interesting research. Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that...
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple finds themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting...
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"...
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out...
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a...
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in... She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." His...
Bored during a long flight, an eminent scholar leaned over and woke up the sleeping man next to him to ask if he would like to play a game. "I'll ask you a...
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance....
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