This guy is going through a nasty divorce. One night he's sitting at a bar getting plastered. Suddenly he raises his head, looks over his LEFT shoulder and...
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a...
(Compliments of Brandi) Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all...
(Compliments of Gloria) As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she ...
(Compliments of Gloria) A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy...
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks. He...
(Compliments of Brandi) This is long but worth the read. It is painful but funny!!! Wax story. Really for the ladies... BUT... funny for anyone to read (A true...
(Compliments of Brandi) FROM THE ATLANTA JOURNAL SINGLES ADS SINGLE BLACK FEMALE SEEKS MALE COMPANIONSHIP, RACE UNIMPORTANT. I'M A VERY GOOD LOOKING GIRL WHO...
SLANGDAMONIUM WORD FOR TODAY - Ohnosecond Bill realized he shouldn't have had that second burrito for lunch as in just one ohnosecond everyone turned and...
Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her. . . "Grandma,...
(Compliments of Gloria) Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit ...
(Compliments of Brandi) 18 Reasons Why Men Have 2 Dogs and Not 2 Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive...
(Compliments of Brandi) Men are like... 1. Men are like Laxatives... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas... The older they get, the less...
(Compliments of Brandi) A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big I ...
Everything I needed to know I learned from The Easter Bunny Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Walk softly and carry a big carrot. Everyone needs a...
(Compliments of Brandi) Only in America Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions...
(Compliments of Brandi) Subject: Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and...
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years...
(Compliments of Gloria) A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest- control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the...
(Compliments of Gloria) A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the...
If Abbott and Costello were alive today and Costello wanted to buy a computer from Abbott, the conversation would likely be this. It's interesting how...
(Compliments of Brandi) I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reason's: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I...
(Compliments of Gloria) A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an ear ring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
(Compliments of Brandi) An executive was pondering over a hard decision. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people,...
(Compliments of Gloria) One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I...
(Compliments of Gloria) KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona But It's A Dry Heat. ...
(Compliments of Morrissa) Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up...
(Compliments of Morrissa) Having reached the age of 65, this gentleman went to apply for Social Security last week. After waiting in line for a very long time,...
(Compliments of Brandi & Matt) A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished...
(Compliments of Brandi) Sunday's sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies." Toward the end of the service the minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your...
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