A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The...
On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian men and one Italian woman Two French men and one...
Subject: Saturday Joke A blonde takes a taxi home from work. When it's time to pay the fare, she finds she's short. So she asks the driver, "Could you back ...
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll...
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked...
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eying two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two...
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had ...
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his...
An old couple were sitting in their rocking chairs on the verandah and the old guy leaned over and said to the woman "Fuck you". She rocked back and forth for...
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1...
At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than ...
HUSBAND VS.WIFE He wears the pants in the house, under his apron. He has two chances of winning an argument with her, slim and none. She leads a double life,...
Jim and Edna were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. ...
Hank was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his...
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers: FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim,5'-4" (used to be 5-6),...
the ultimate senior moment At 70 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after...
What happens when you: 1) have nothing to do 2) own a sharp knife 3) have a large lime 4) own a patient cat 5) and it's football season? ... Now that you've...
A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather...
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while...
One Saturday morning... a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the garage to warm...
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised...
New exercise routine if you're over 40. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for...
(Submitted by Jimi) On the night before they were to be married a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident on their way to the church rehearsal. The...
High Times A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey...
Thanks for sharing I shared this one with My 19 y/o Daughter, She thought it was pretty funny,
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Subject: Break-through invention Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and...
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