A man walks into a restaurant  with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says,'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to  the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A  short time later the waitress returns with the order ' That will be $9.40  please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change  for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger,  fries and a coke.

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.

Again the  man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes  routine until the two enter again.

'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this  is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the  man. 'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and  says, 'That will be  $32.62.

Once... again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back  her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir.

How do you manage to always come  up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the  man, several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.  

When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.
 
That's brilliant!' says the waitress.

'Most  people would ask for a  million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'

That's right.

Whether it's a gallon of  milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?' The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.