For those with kids or a twisted sense of humour

And no - before some of you think these have been taken from recent ADFA exams....
it IS actually from a Children's Science test.

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>>     Q: Name the four seasons.
>>     A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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>>     Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
>>drink.
>>     A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
>>        pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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>>     Q: How is dew formed?
>>     A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
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>>     Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
>>     A: Keep it in the cow.
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>>     Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
>>     A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.   All
>>        water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no
>>        water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum.  I forget where
>>        the sun joins in this fight.
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>>     Q: What are steroids?
>>     A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
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>>     Q: What happens to your body as you age?
>>     A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
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>>     Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
>>     A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
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>>     Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
>>     A: Premature death.
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>>     Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
>>     A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax
>>and
>>the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
>>the heart and lungs, and the  abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,
>>E, I, O, and U.
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>>     Q: What is the fibula?
>>     A: A small lie.
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>>     Q: What does "varicose" mean?  (I do love this one...)
>>     A: Nearby.
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>>     Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
>>     A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
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>>     Q: What does the word " benign" mean?'
>>     A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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