Why Computer's Crash.... If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes...
Subject: and you thought you knew everything "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried...
Dear members Our August newsletter is now available at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/RotaryBULLETIN/files/08-2006.pdf An excerpt from PDG Kent Aldershof's...
In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table ...
Subject: PUNS If a teacher happened to lose all her students, one could call her de-class-ified. *<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>* ...
"I live by this credo: Have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter had always brought me out of unhappy ...
Murphy's Other Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. *** 2. He who laughs last, thinks...
ALL ABOUT WIVES I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette When a man...
new Foundation newsletter online http://www.rotaryfirst100.org/foundation/newsletter/2006/1001.pdf Arthur (Art ) McCullough Chairman of ROTI Rotarians on the...
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Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. - Rita Mae Brown ELEPHANTS HAVE LONG MEMORIES A young man was on holiday in...
Dear members September newsletter is now posted at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/RotaryBULLETIN/files/09-2006-PEN.pdf Again, we encourage everyone to share/...
_____________________________________________________________________ A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, You're in...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OUR FRIENDS IN CANADA ! This little anecdote was passed along to me by a family friend. Maybe it'll give someone out there an idea...
Hello Friends, I have posted our October issue just now. I would like to have our fellowship booth in Salt Lake City for which I have sent the application. As...
*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>* Marriage One of the ministers at the church where I work as parish secretary was meeting with a...
You may be interested to see the first club bulletin in our district to be 100% electronic. Hard copy versions are available on each page either by printing...
Mark, I will share the response to your query. Others are bound to ask and this will remove the need for many responses. Firstly let's concentrate on the HTML...
Very nice bulletin. I have been editor of ours, (Schaumburg AM, Illinois), for about three years. It is also on-line, but sent out as a weekly email to club...
Subject: PUNS He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey. *<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>* When some...
Dear fellow REPs members I'd been thinking of having IFREPbanners made instead of brochures - for the Salt Lake City Convention - and have come up with 3...
*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>* Remembering Dates Because I had forgotten the dates for the birthdays and anniversaries of a number...
A number of guests from out of town who were attending my granddaughter's confirmation were to meet at my daughter's row house so they could get directions to...
I've seen discussions on other boards about the types of newsletters. What type do you use in your club. E-mail, PDF direct, attachments, www. pages... How...
I do a weekly newsletter for the Sterling Heights (Michigan) Rotary. Our Club website uses ClubRunner (www.clubrunner.ca), as does the District Website...
I've uploaded a copy of our August 2006 Bulletin to the files. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/RotaryBULLETIN/files/ We produce as a PDF file, using PDF995 from...
Club # 1250 from District 5500 checking in! thanks for contributions on how to improve what we do here with the weekly "Wagon Wheel" It is in .pdf form,...