16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN: by Dave Barry , Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and...
HI all I am finally able to start putting the ROTARY WISDOM Cd’s personal essays by important Rotary leaders back on line, this is on of 250 personal essays...
Art McCullough
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Oct 16, 2004 12:40 am
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FW: Puns SOME PUNS 1. Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed...
Hello ROTIans, I am looking for some information on Corel Ventura version 8, used as a DTP software. If anybody can help, kindly email me (preferably privately...
ANSWERS IN A SCIENCE CLASS QUIZ 1. The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down. 2. You can listen to thunder and tell how close you...
Dear Friends, As I am still reviewing my Rotary Wisdom Vol. 2. CD I found that our current president of Rotary International was in the book and CD because...
Art McCullough
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Oct 29, 2004 2:55 am
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I was reviewing a copy of the Rotary Wisdom CD this morning and came across the essay of the original creator of the Rotary Wisdom Book Volume 1 in 1990 and...
Art McCullough
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Oct 29, 2004 2:59 am
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Subject: Church Humor From DEAR ANN LANDERS: I loved the letters you printed about misinterpreting the Lord's Prayer. When my twin daughters were young, I...
Hi all, this is the next important Personal Essay on "WHAT I AM A ROTARIAN" because it was written by Past RI President Jim Lacy. I met Jim he first time in...
Art McCullough
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Oct 31, 2004 1:33 pm
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An elderly lady called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:...
In the Rotary Wisdom CD/book there are 250 essays of our leaders and many of my friends, here for example is a dear friend who has become a wonderful guide for...
Art McCullough
artmccullough@...
Nov 6, 2004 3:58 am
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UNANSWERED - OR IS IT UNANSWERABLE - QUESTIONS Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT...
I would like to place my name in nomination for the office of Secretary/Treasurer of the International Fellowship of Rotarian Editors and Publishers. I am a...
We are beginning the process of election of officers. Phil Morris will become Past Chairman Tom Telfer will move from Chairman Elect to Chairman. We need to...
IF LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER! If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on...
Labor Charges A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman. After a quick inspection the man put some oil into the motor and handed her a $70...
A is for Apple, and B is for Boat. That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before Beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more real instead....
Here are some words to spell. Your Sgt. @ Arms, could make lots of money using them. One must choose the correct spelling. The answers are in your dictionary. ...
The funny bread bakery workers all seem to be blessed with a rye sense of humor. *<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<>>* <<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>* FIRE FIGHTERS As...
You Know You're Living in 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3....
A good friend in Rotary has collected much of the history on Paul Harris the founder of Rotary and here is a gem from 1930. PAUL and JEAN HARRIS - CHRISTMAS...
Art McCullough
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Dec 23, 2004 2:35 pm
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HOW TRUE IT IS Another year has passed and we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder. I rack my brain for happy thoughts, ...
40th in the Series In 1950-51, Arthur Lagueux of the Rotary Club of Quebec, Quebec, Canada was Rotary’s 40th President. His Rotary vision: Turning its aims...
Subject: Happy Week After Christmas 'Twas the week after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibble,...
41st IN THE SERIES In 1951-52 Frank E. Spain of the Rotary Club of Birmingham, Alabama, USA, was the 41st President of Rotary International. His Rotary vision:...
Words To Live By Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat...
I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart...
The January Pen Newsletter is online now here: http://tinyurl.com/4935k http://www.rotilink.org/ifrep/newsletters/2005/IFREP_Pen_011505.pdf I saw the note...
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