MY TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR 2004 I shall not nag my husband, no matter what he does or doesn't do. I shall not shout when he doesn't hear me. I shall not say...
Some folks ride the train of life Looking out the rear, Watching miles of life roll by, And marking every year. They sit in sad remembrance, Of wasted days...
REMEMBER 1957? I know some of you are not old enough to remember BUT this email was put together in a great way. ENJOY Remember this? The following were some...
It appears that very few if any members will be in Osaka for the RI Convention. Thus we will not have any formal person to person meeting. We are however,...
Subject: Pun I was supposed to make dinner tomorrow, except now I think I'll cook up an excuse. *<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>* ...
TOP EIGHT MORONS OF 2003 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? - AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual...
Fellow IFREP Rotarians: After checking with John Buchanan and Irwin Taranto, they agreed that a discussion group for interested Rotarians planning to attend...
Words possibly to Live By If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was...
... Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements In Christmas play, Joseph seen drinking can of Coke....
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a...
Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly-acquired mustache. In mid-life women no longer...
To those of you who fly a lot, this may help you to"lighten up" the next time the airlines of your choice causes you major aggravation!! All too rarely,...
Dear Fellow Rotarian, Rotary greetings to you ! We are glad to inform you that our 'ERA March Bulletin' is now online. You may access it at: ...
Rtn.Mohanakannan
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Mar 14, 2004 3:37 pm
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I need an article on cyber meetings. How to set them up? How good are they? Best time for international clocks? I will publish it for all to see. Ken...
Ken, all I don't have time to write a format article, but I'll be happy to share my experience and answer questions. I work full time from my home for Micro...
*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>*<<>>* Famous Mom Quotes HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a...
Since we will be meeting in Chicago at the RI 2005 convention, you should be making your reservations early, like NOW! Rooms are already filling up. Go to the...
* * * These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling): PLEASE EXCUSE... My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today....
Hi Everybody, Greetings from Mactan Island, in the central Philippines! New member here: Rtn. Doc Boy Amores (Alfonso Y. Amores, MD) Rotary Club of Central...
alamores46
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Apr 18, 2004 6:02 pm
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Since graphics do not always work on e-mail, here's a visual for a cartoon. Man standing in front of gas pump. Please insert your credit card. Please wait. ...
10 Dumbest Questions Asked By Cruise Passengers 1. Does the crew sleep onboard? 2. What time is the midnight buffet? 3. Which elevator takes me to the front of...
An early "Happy Mother's Day" to all!!! - - - - -SOMEBODY SAID- - - - - Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've>had a baby . ...
GOGH ON! After much careful research, it has been discovered that artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh His...
HOW MANY OF THESE DO YOU KNOW? And I thought, "Fender skirts!" What a great blast from the past! I hadn't thought about fender skirts in years. When I was a...
Editor's Note: This will be the last Journal until August. We'll be off soon to Prague, Nairn (Scotland) & Devizes (England). Those who jump off a bridge in...
Hi folks, Leaving for a couple weeks to US; be in Wash DC for July 4th, then Missouri and Louisiana. If my replies to you posts are not prompt it is because I...
All I am interested in a complete makeover of our club website and/or bulletin using content management software along the line of PostNuke or other blog...
John, I am with the Vikings Rotary Club (Georgia) and we have been using a group here in Atlanta which has set up a master site for any club desiring to use ...