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Today's Right Wing Limericks: IGNORNACE DEFENSE/HOW A PHONE SHOULD BE
ANSWERED/BONUSGATE

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IGNORANCE DEFENSE

About Whitewater, I didn't know.
Rose Law Firm billing records? Uh, oh…
Found in our residence.
But I have a defense –
They were planted by some right wing foe.

Bill's a philanderer? Don't go there –
Thinking I knew is simply unfair.
How did my investment
Earn 500 percent?
Of all these things, I was unaware.

Questions planted? Well, I guaranty
I'm as innocent as one can be.
Each time something's amiss
I can promise you this –
Someone else is at fault and not me.

From bad news, you can be sure I'll duck…
And, I assure you, it's not just luck
That I manage to slip
When some others might trip –
My standard practice is… pass the buck.



HOW A PHONE SHOULD BE ANSWERED

Here's a phone message that I would bless:
Good morning, welcome to the US.
For English just press "1"
Or press "2" and you're done
Until it's "1" you're able to press.

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BONUSGATE

The AG won't give Dems any peace
So aides' employment by them must cease.
It's OK they were fired
But what's really required
Is the firing of Leader DeWeese.





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