One real vampire myth dispelled every group we do. For this one, here's some trivia useful for identifying a real vampire: If he/she has perfect teeth (been going to the dentist), they're NOT REAL vampires!! Real vampires have no dental records. So, even with proper dental hygiene, there'll still be evidence of not seeing a dentist (misaligned or stained teeth).
Now, back to our subject:
Real vampire, Blahz-A Splee aka Motuphi aka Saile aka Vincent Nick Ciofani;
-leader of occult vampire army of "Splees",
-drinker/sucker of blood from the loins of the menstruating,
-alien (from the future),
-time traveller & explorer of alt realms/dimensions/times/worlds,
-peddler of human flesh unto aliens/otherworldlies,
-"surrogator" to non-human entities who inhabit his body to lay with human women,
-creator of Pseudo Punk & Acoustic Pseudo Punk;
SEEKS the (prophecied of) Harlot of God, Mary Magdelene, reincarnate, so he can regress her memory to her previous life (as Mary), using strange secret ancient French & Greek intercourse & rituals, in order to examine her memories of:
~servicing Lucifer (Satan) & becoming possessed by 7 devils,
~being exorcised (liberated) by Christ & inducted into His small army,
~turning tricks with Judas Iscariot to fill the money bag from which they ate & fed the poor,
~servicing the disciples on their journeys to abstain them from carnal lusts,
~servicing Christ in His sleep (to keep Him pure),
~bearing Christ's child (earning her role of "Holy Grail"),
~being captured, tortured & gang raped by the Roman Imperials Soldiers (among other things)<>
Mary will authenticate herself by telling no-one other than Blahz-A Splee (her earth connection) of her true identity (so if she said she's Mary & you're not Blahz-A, then she's not her). Her connection info for Blahz-A Splee (Motuphi) is:
Motuphi@yahoo.com
When you go to him, take him a hand gun (you 2 will be needing it in the future)~~