RCNS 4139 | DIOCESE OF SHARM EL-SHEIKH | 3 APRIL 2007

Public Declaration from the Chairman of the Primates' Episcopal Oversight Commission

We the members of the Primates' Episcopal Oversight Commission (ad hoc) are now at liberty to reveal the appointment WE made in pectore at a closed meeting at the recent Primates' Conference in Sharm el-Sheikh.
In that place the Spirit led us to commission Bishop Finbarr O'Reilly of Dingle with the sensitive task of assuming Episcopal Oversight of
those members of the Rockallian Communion in North America who might become unchurched by the movement of the Church of Rockall in the United States in Exile (CRIUSE) away from the sacred teachings of Leviticus.
WE find OURSELVES to be needs must forced to valiant be and broach no discouragement that will make us once relent to declare Bishop
Finbarr O'Reilly OUR Primatical Vicar to be. It is OUR avowed intent that Bishop O'Reilly take possession of those congregations who find themselves unchurched, for he will ne'er relent and he'll with the giant CRUISE fight and be always in the right, no matter what the people say.
Now that CRIUSE has taken the errant and heretical step of the inerrancy of Leviticus and has even gone so far as to beset US round with dismal stories that Moses was not the author of the tale of his own death, WE the Episcopal Commissioners do openly
declare the Hobgoblin, Foul and Fiend Church of Rockall in the United States in Exile to be out of Commission.

Vote of Confidence

The Commission notes with great delight the visionary, purposeful and dedicated leadership given by our Chairman, the Most Reverend Hutu J. Hacker. Worthy of special note is his unflinching resolve to uphold the authority of the Word of God (especially the special bits of Leviticus) against onslaughts from modern apostles of false doctrines. The Commission assures him of our prayers and enthusiastic
support.
Signed
By myself
The Most Revd. Hutu J. Hacker, DD, CON, MA(n)
Archbishop, Metropolitan and Primate of All Machete
Chairman of the ad hoc Primates' Episcopal Oversight Commission