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Hi all, the daily quote server is still down. Here's another manual one. Sorry for the delays. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the... 		David Williams
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get the... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 13, 2001
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If you haven't already noticed, I have the quote server back in service. Daily quotes should be delivered each day around this time. There are now over 1,200... 		David Williams
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Send Email 		Jul 13, 2001
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What's another word for Thesaurus? Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get the audio CD "I Have a Pony"... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 14, 2001
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. Steven Wright... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 15, 2001
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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 16, 2001
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get the audio CD... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 17, 2001
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 18, 2001
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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get the... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 19, 2001
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 20, 2001
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I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 21, 2001
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My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 23, 2001
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I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get the audio CD "I Have a... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 24, 2001
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I had amnesia once or twice. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get the audio CD "I Have a Pony" by... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 25, 2001
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I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get the audio CD... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 26, 2001
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I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 27, 2001
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I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 28, 2001
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My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 29, 2001
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The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 30, 2001
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I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com ... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Jul 31, 2001
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You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time. Steven Wright To... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Aug 1, 2001
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How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get the... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Aug 2, 2001
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I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". Steven Wright To... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Aug 3, 2001
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The sky already fell. Now what? Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get the audio CD "I Have a Pony" by... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Aug 4, 2001
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I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Get... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Aug 5, 2001
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I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Aug 6, 2001
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If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Aug 7, 2001
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When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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Send Email 		Aug 8, 2001
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If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare? Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to... 		Quotes-StevenWright
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