We're inviting fifteen heretics to join us in an exciting new venture. We are going to form a pagan church right here in Sydney. It will be properly registered as a charity and will have as its motto – Reason, Kindness and S-x. (censored)

We're going to have a shot at changing the world. Like, not in one go, of course, but over a period of time. We won't be around to see the result but we will have the satisfaction of seeing the church take off.

Also we'll have a great deal of fun dancing naked around bonfires, initiating born-again virgins and generally celebrating life to the fullest extent.

The fifteen high priests and priestesses will be eligible for remuneration as and how the law allows, bearing in mind that we are a charity. But I notice charities like, for example, 'Care Australia' pays its CEOs a king's ransom.

So the idea is a win/win/win situation – we have fun, we get paid, and our pet charity (whatever we decide between us) benefits.

It doesn't really matter what your belief system is provided you are not a hardline godist. By that I mean someone whose religious beliefs are rigid and unshakable. If that sounds like you then you won't be a lot of good to us because the plan is to shake the foundations of the earth!

So we're looking for atheists, agnostics, humanists, freethinkers, skeptics, universists, pantheists, pantyists and women with big knockers.

Tell us in a few lines why you think you might be suitable. Membership is not automatic, so take a bit of trouble over your application.

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