Interested in seeing the exciting events happening directly over your head this week. Checkout the web sites below for details on the solar eclipse and...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 15, 1999 8:22 pm
Welcome to tbruce1701@.... We're not a very active Email list right now, but feel free to send us a note anytime. The address to post to this list is...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Aug 15, 1999 8:34 pm
... Hey tbruce1701, Welcome! You have now heard from everybody on the list! Mostly, this list is about Steve entertaining me with a constant stream of...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 17, 1999 4:21 am
(Warning! You are about to enter a Pun Zone!) A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 17, 1999 4:28 am
By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins: YOU JUST MIGHT BE A...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 17, 1999 4:32 am
I recently met a pastor who'd just discovered the wonders of Windows 95's 'Find and Replace'. So he did a wonderful Order of Service for the funeral of 'Mary',...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 21, 1999 1:38 am
A woman in New York had a beautiful black cat, Villiam, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared. The...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 23, 1999 3:18 pm
Found this brand new (at least to me) online version of Easy Ad type stuff. Thought you might like to see it. http://www.freebeesonline.com/ -- Steve ;) Visit...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 24, 1999 1:25 am
The finalist has been named in the world wide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named. ...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 24, 1999 12:45 pm
Thought you might like this! Steve ;)...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Aug 24, 1999 11:40 pm
Huge bonus points to you steve for this one. I have sent several of your emails on to my dad in seattle. And this bulls#$t Bingo is a real winner with...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 25, 1999 12:09 am
... Glad you and all like it, Brad. Unfortuneately, I can't take credit. Someone sent it to me and I laughed so hard I couldn't resist passing it on. Anyone...
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TBruce1701@xxx.xxx
Aug 25, 1999 2:35 am
HELLO STEVE I down loaded this bingo but it wouldn't open up, somethings it won't do. try again tom...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 25, 1999 3:17 am
... Hey TBruce, It's an MS Word document, so if you don't have that, I'm not sure you can read it. But anyway, it was good enough that I turned it into an html...
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TBruce1701@xxx.xxx
Aug 25, 1999 3:32 am
Hi steve still didn't work didn't come as a clickable item, tried to search didn't work either tbruce...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 25, 1999 12:28 pm
... Sorry, Tom. Can't imagine why you wouldn't be able to double click that link and let your browser take you right to the site. What browser and mail ...
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TBruce1701@xxx.xxx
Aug 25, 1999 11:37 pm
Hi Steve It worked, Was great, Only thing I tried to copy but it would cut off the last square. Tks tom...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 26, 1999 12:15 am
I'm always skeptical of those emails that have "subject lines" like this one and I usually just delete them. I've been sent just about every variation of those...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 26, 1999 12:20 am
A 98 year old man lay on his death bed. According to all of the doctors, he would not live to see another sunrise. All of a sudden, he became aware of the ever...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 26, 1999 12:36 am
... Be thankful it didn't cut anything else off <LOL>. -- Steve ;) Visit Orcutt Online, the Orcutt community's very own virtual hangout: ...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 26, 1999 12:11 pm
For those sheltered few of you who are not fully aware of the Darwin Awards. These awards are given annually (and posthumously) to those individuals who did...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 27, 1999 2:32 am
Alright, we have another new member of the Orcutt List! Welcome to Tim, .... my next door neighbor, who was foolish enough to join. Now I'll have to go out and...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 27, 1999 2:52 am
TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Aug 27, 1999 12:56 pm
... Tim, you are a brave man indeed! I dont think that I would EVER want to know this much about my neighbor! It gets ugly. Real ugly. I can handle it only...
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Tim & Dana Lowrie
tlowrie@xxxxxxx.xxxx
Sep 1, 1999 3:52 am
lmao......by the way steve ...did you see the new gun tower i erected in the yard..... ... From: Brad <bab2@...> To: Orcutt@onelist.com...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Sep 6, 1999 8:31 pm
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Sep 12, 1999 3:55 pm
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me -- I hurt all over," said the...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Sep 12, 1999 4:17 pm
Why do women have smaller feet than men ? So they can stand closer to the sink _________________________________________________ How do you know when a women's...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Sep 12, 1999 4:25 pm
Sitting here at the computer, catching up, and stunned. Our son, Corbin Lane, was born Thursday, 9/9/99. All are well. Yet another poor soul, with endless...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Sep 12, 1999 4:49 pm
... Congratulations to you and your wife, Brad!!!! I heard a news report on 9/9/99, which proclaimed that women all over Asia were having Ceasarians in order...