Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jun 26, 1999 1:01 pm
Reality 101 A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jun 28, 1999 2:36 am
See the link below for a great news story from my local newspaper, the Santa Maria Times. I scanned it and put it on a web page to save you the horror of a...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jun 28, 1999 4:19 pm
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" ...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jun 30, 1999 12:12 am
A little levity running around the net at the U of U: Subject: Physics of Hell The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington ...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Jul 5, 1999 11:44 am
Steve, This is hysterical. I just got back from a vacation, where I may have had one or two killler hotdogs. Next time, as I prepare the bun, I may also need...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Jul 5, 1999 11:49 am
This was hysterical. I sent a copy of it to my dad, who has a degree in physics. He is sending it to all of his physics gurus. Glad Im still on your list. I...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 8, 1999 12:39 am
Enjoy! -- Steve ;) http://www.impulse.net/~40216/Steve1.html America, .... where even a rapist can grow up to be President, .... assuming he's a good liar, a...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 8, 1999 2:21 pm
... Geez, ... you guys want everything! Okay, .... one more time, .... this time I'll add the photo myself. Never trust a forward, I guess. Steve ;) [Image]...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 9, 1999 1:27 am
Remember all the flack that Dan Quayle got over some of the things he said while he was Vice President? (potato vs potatoe, for example) It appears that the...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 11, 1999 2:41 am
Congratulations to the US Women's World Cup Soccer team! Apparently this world class sport consists of hours and hours of sheer boredom, followed by a short...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 14, 1999 2:05 am
The last couple of weeks I got the newest hoax to hit the Email circuit from a couple of sources. Just thought I'd pass along this page which explains that the...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 14, 1999 2:42 am
WARNING -- DANGEROUS VIRUS!!! There's a new virus on the loose that's worse than anything I've seen before! It gets in through the power line, riding on the 60...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 21, 1999 9:01 pm
Aviation 101 Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory. If God meant man to fly, He'd have given him more money. If you push the stick forward, the houses...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 25, 1999 9:56 pm
Bet you would have never guessed how far technology has progressed! Check this out: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/3072/camera1.html -- Steve ;) ...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 30, 1999 12:43 am
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult: I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8-year old again. I want to go to...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 30, 1999 6:02 pm
Subject: Reducing the work force As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel....
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 10, 1999 2:03 pm
Interested in seeing the exciting events happening directly over your head this week. Checkout the web sites below for details on the solar eclipse and...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 15, 1999 8:22 pm
Welcome to tbruce1701@.... We're not a very active Email list right now, but feel free to send us a note anytime. The address to post to this list is...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Aug 15, 1999 8:34 pm
... Hey tbruce1701, Welcome! You have now heard from everybody on the list! Mostly, this list is about Steve entertaining me with a constant stream of...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 17, 1999 4:21 am
(Warning! You are about to enter a Pun Zone!) A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 17, 1999 4:28 am
By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins: YOU JUST MIGHT BE A...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 17, 1999 4:32 am
I recently met a pastor who'd just discovered the wonders of Windows 95's 'Find and Replace'. So he did a wonderful Order of Service for the funeral of 'Mary',...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 21, 1999 1:38 am
A woman in New York had a beautiful black cat, Villiam, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared. The...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 23, 1999 3:18 pm
Found this brand new (at least to me) online version of Easy Ad type stuff. Thought you might like to see it. http://www.freebeesonline.com/ -- Steve ;) Visit...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 24, 1999 1:25 am
The finalist has been named in the world wide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named. ...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 24, 1999 12:45 pm
Thought you might like this! Steve ;)...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Aug 24, 1999 11:40 pm
Huge bonus points to you steve for this one. I have sent several of your emails on to my dad in seattle. And this bulls#$t Bingo is a real winner with...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Aug 25, 1999 12:09 am
... Glad you and all like it, Brad. Unfortuneately, I can't take credit. Someone sent it to me and I laughed so hard I couldn't resist passing it on. Anyone...
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TBruce1701@xxx.xxx
Aug 25, 1999 2:35 am
HELLO STEVE I down loaded this bingo but it wouldn't open up, somethings it won't do. try again tom...
