Subject: Blonde Joke!!! A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 8, 1999 12:12 am
A fellow walks into a pet store and asks to buy a canary. The proprietor replies, "I'm fresh out, but I DO have a parakeet." The customer insists on a canary,...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 8, 1999 3:48 pm
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 9, 1999 12:10 am
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
May 13, 1999 11:59 pm
Steve, How is all down orcutt way? things here have settled, after a long period of inaction. What was I stressing about, again? Well, Indiana died. They...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 14, 1999 1:45 am
... Orcutt is still here. Has been one of those chilly, very windy springs though. It still hasn't warmed up for longer than a couple straight days. Oh well,...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 14, 1999 2:01 am
The latest from BNN - The Nation's Second Leading Source for Misinformation http://www.acclaimedmedia.com/voafa/bnn.htm BASEBALL STADIUMS ORDERED TO STOP...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 20, 1999 1:56 am
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 23, 1999 12:51 am
Unfortunately, this was sent to me without an author listed so I can't give the proper credit, but I thought it was worth sending on. I know it will provoke...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 23, 1999 1:42 am
Thought you might like this anagram forward. Especially the very last one! Steve ;) http://www.impulse.net/~40216/Steve1.html ICQ# 10542020...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 23, 1999 2:32 pm
Interesting concepts. What do you think? Dating My Daughter When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 26, 1999 12:08 am
If men really ruled the world! -- Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. -- Nodding and looking at...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 26, 1999 2:10 am
(1) There's one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contestants do. What is it? (2) What famous...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 28, 1999 12:12 am
Here's one you might like! -- Steve ;) http://www.impulse.net/~40216/Steve1.html America, .... where even a rapist can grow up to be President, .... assuming...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
May 28, 1999 12:15 am
Okay, .... this time I'll REALLY attach the clip of the day! <LOL> ... -- Steve ;) http://www.impulse.net/~40216/Steve1.html America, .... where even a rapist...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jun 24, 1999 6:19 pm
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jun 26, 1999 1:01 pm
Reality 101 A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jun 28, 1999 2:36 am
See the link below for a great news story from my local newspaper, the Santa Maria Times. I scanned it and put it on a web page to save you the horror of a...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jun 28, 1999 4:19 pm
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" ...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jun 30, 1999 12:12 am
A little levity running around the net at the U of U: Subject: Physics of Hell The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington ...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Jul 5, 1999 11:44 am
Steve, This is hysterical. I just got back from a vacation, where I may have had one or two killler hotdogs. Next time, as I prepare the bun, I may also need...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Jul 5, 1999 11:49 am
This was hysterical. I sent a copy of it to my dad, who has a degree in physics. He is sending it to all of his physics gurus. Glad Im still on your list. I...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 8, 1999 12:39 am
Enjoy! -- Steve ;) http://www.impulse.net/~40216/Steve1.html America, .... where even a rapist can grow up to be President, .... assuming he's a good liar, a...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 8, 1999 2:21 pm
... Geez, ... you guys want everything! Okay, .... one more time, .... this time I'll add the photo myself. Never trust a forward, I guess. Steve ;) [Image]...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 9, 1999 1:27 am
Remember all the flack that Dan Quayle got over some of the things he said while he was Vice President? (potato vs potatoe, for example) It appears that the...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 11, 1999 2:41 am
Congratulations to the US Women's World Cup Soccer team! Apparently this world class sport consists of hours and hours of sheer boredom, followed by a short...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 14, 1999 2:05 am
The last couple of weeks I got the newest hoax to hit the Email circuit from a couple of sources. Just thought I'd pass along this page which explains that the...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 14, 1999 2:42 am
WARNING -- DANGEROUS VIRUS!!! There's a new virus on the loose that's worse than anything I've seen before! It gets in through the power line, riding on the 60...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 21, 1999 9:01 pm
Aviation 101 Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory. If God meant man to fly, He'd have given him more money. If you push the stick forward, the houses...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Jul 25, 1999 9:56 pm
Bet you would have never guessed how far technology has progressed! Check this out: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/3072/camera1.html -- Steve ;) ...
