There was a man who computed his taxes for 1998 and found that he owed $3,407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter: Dear IRS: Enclosed is my...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 3, 1999 1:56 am
On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate. The man said...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 3, 1999 11:50 pm
Stolen from Tim: Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 6, 1999 3:45 am
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 12, 1999 11:12 pm
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 13, 1999 12:23 am
You just can't make this stuff up <LOL> Wednesday April 7, 7:18 AM New Improved Government The Clinton Administration, for all its foibles, may have actually ...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Apr 13, 1999 12:26 am
... Before the drawing board, but after the wheel, people just went round and round.(how is that for circular logic?) ... I dont know. Frankly, with the maids...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 13, 1999 12:37 am
... Alright! .... Great comebacks, Brad! BTW, how was your trip in search of the American dream? Does it still ellude you <LOL> -- Steve ;) ...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Apr 13, 1999 12:16 pm
... the ... Ugg!!! We have no clue what is happening with us. This is a real stressor. In the past, our moves have been clearly the right thing to do. With...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 14, 1999 12:19 am
... Wow, sounds like you really have a tough decision on your hands. Maybe you should just flip a coin <LOL>. At least your kid and a half are young enough...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 15, 1999 12:45 am
For anyone interested, there's a Delta II launch tomorrow at 11:32 AM. See the schedule below. http://mocc.vafb.af.mil/launchsched.asp -- Steve ;) ...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Apr 16, 1999 11:53 pm
Hey steve and all those orcutt residents out there <G> I hope the launch went well. I remember when that was big news. I also remember when the space shuttle...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 17, 1999 1:45 am
... Yes, I was here in 85/86 when we had the great Space Shuttle buildup, .... then Kaboom!, .... the collapse. In fact, my wife worked on the Shuttle program....
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 17, 1999 1:49 am
... Wow, Steve (calmly talking to himself), how many hundreds are in 500 hundreds? I think I'll reflect on that for awhile <LOL>. -- Steve ;) ...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Apr 17, 1999 2:15 am
... you off to ... but always ... football ... I have given this some thought. I think I am going to pass on the back 250, and just go to the Indianapolis 500...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Apr 17, 1999 11:27 pm
Hey, how is all down Orcutt way? Youve been there a while. How do you occupy your time there? As we prepare for our move, we are sad at leaving a city with...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 19, 1999 11:59 pm
A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirins in the other. She asks, "What's this for?" "This is for your...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 21, 1999 12:25 am
For $500,000, a hot young movie producer buys himself a brand-new 1999 Ferrari GTO. It's the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 21, 1999 12:31 am
Two old ladies were sitting at the bus stop smoking cigarettes one day when it started to rain. One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut the tip off and...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 21, 1999 12:41 am
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 21, 1999 2:06 am
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 23, 1999 3:23 am
I know I'm risking the wrath of Bob (not to be confused with the Wrath of Kahn), and to me, personally, this sounds just a bit like one of those silly, fuzzy...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 23, 1999 3:33 am
I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You will ever be. Today I sniffed many ...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 24, 1999 2:53 am
Eleven Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House ================================================= 1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 25, 1999 12:16 am
IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH... He was then faced with a class action lawsuit for failing to file an environmental inpact statement from HEPA...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 25, 1999 12:30 am
What a Little Grammar Mistake Can Do The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1977, are actual statements from insurance forms where car...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 25, 1999 2:54 pm
One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a ...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 26, 1999 2:03 am
The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were...
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Steve
mgb78@xxxxx.xxxx
Apr 26, 1999 11:54 pm
I don't usually pass this kinda stuff on, .... but is was a good story, .... so here goes. -- Steve ;) http://www.impulse.net/~40216/Steve1.html ICQ# 10542020...
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Brad
bab2@xxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
Apr 26, 1999 11:57 pm
Steve, You are on a roll, dont stop now, just when the addiction is getting nasty and uncontrollable. I need more jokes!!! We are expecting the letter in the...
